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with your tears scattered round the world

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 02/10/2026
Ensconced in a black sand dune on the shores of a distant moon. Finally, hidden here, I can jack off.
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
The titular Mario’s eponymous video game
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 25/09/2026
Every job should be done by people who have no interest in the subject matter, don't care about the outcome, and are coerced by people who hate them
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hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Worst of all, this isn't the first time it's happened
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
NL's peloton discord channel is one of the funniest places in the world
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"I'm Chinese," Trump told a cheering crowd in Brownswamp, GA. "I'm a farmer. A lot of people don't know that, they don't. I'm from Guizhou province. It's very rural. Very beautiful, but rural, in my town of Wanfenglin. The other day I looked around and I said, My life is really a Big Dream."
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 21/08/2026
Never let a writer help you move
A cardboard moving box with EPHEMERA written on it in Sharpie
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Lauren 🎃'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
hey Bill, got your note about the plums no worries I'll hit the store on the way home
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
JD Vance with an eye towards the 2028 race announced today the formation of 2 Be Real, a silk shirt R&B act for which he will be lead vocals & take songwriting duties, and which he calls "an unapologetic tribute to America"
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hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My most used: Human M - "Greetings." Fan favorite: Undead F - "HalloOoO...?"
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hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
There are so many good ones
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hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
cream what's wrong?
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hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I'm pressing the heart on all 3 but #1 is my favorite
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Dreamed last night that I had a big presentation to give for a pastry company quarterly meeting and my only idea was a cartoon character named "The Streusel Gobbler" whose catchphrase was "no child will touch my streusel and live to tell the tale"
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
"Dude your album is sick. You should check it out" I don't have the time. That's why i used ai in the first place
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barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"
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Busiaco @busia.co · 23/06/2026
Did you or did you not buff your charisma before talking to my wife?
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
My orthopedist winced when i casually announced that i don't really care about my bones. "We care about our bones here" he said
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hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
the titular sword's eponymous video game
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hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
They work quickly, down there in the dark. But perhaps we can play them even faster.
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Chloe in F# Minor @vesselskirt.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
[Hideo Kojima’s next game, released in 2024] Nice to meet you, Mr Wayman. Isn’t it fascinating how we drive on parkways... but park in driveways? My name’s Drive Parkman. Use DRIVEs to neutralise parkers. Hold L1 and press X to drive your PARK. This is called the DRIVEWAY system
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
i'm happy for all knicks fans, of course, but this win means a little more to those of us who jumped on the bandwagon over the last four years. unlike the lifelong fans who root for any knicks team they put out there, we chose this team specifically. these are our guys. this is our championship
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hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It's a video game called Balatro. It has sort of a haunted casino vibe but is singleplayer-only and doesn't involve real money.
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hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The way I saw it playing out was all the users quickly swap to bsky or similar and he just wastes a ton of money for nothing but easier said than done I guess (??)
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 29/05/2026
The guy from Real McCoy who says “I tawk tawk, I tawk to you” in “Another Night” had announced on Instagram that he will no longer be participating in the America 250 concert
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hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
these robot bastards can be felled, they can be beaten!
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hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Cook: I consent Customer: I consent Franchise Owner: I don't! 🙄🙄🙄
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hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
We go now to the shocking footage, warning this contains graphic violence
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You're Already Dead! Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
ALT: You're Already Dead! Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. everyone contributes here at the mint
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
r/starbucksbaristas
• 2y
Join
am i going to get fired?
USA
last week a customer reached past me on reg to point at the menu and i bit him on the hand as hard as i could

Zache7 • 2y
Your first reaction was to bite him?!

Tottapola OP • 2y
no i had time to think about it
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Satchel Charge @satchelcharge.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Anyone who knows me knows that I absolutely do not fuck with those who would wish to desecrate our sacred grove
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hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I think "Such Great Heights" might get my vote, but just because I haven't seen it mentioned I'd submit "Taking Back Sunday - You're So Last Summer" for consideration
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 09/08/2025
You confined me in the club
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 06/05/2026
Pirates of the care of being
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Olivia When @oliviawhen.com · 02/05/2026
Job hunting in a hostile environment. ✨
A three panel comic done in mostly a blue-purple ink. Frame 1: The artist, a tired person with their hair in a bun and a bag on their shoulder standing in the awning of a bus shelter. There's an ad on it that says "STOP HIRING HUMANS", above a woman whose face has been replace with the word "AI".
Frame 2: The bus comes, it's wrapped in an ad that also says "STOP HIRING HUMANS." The artist has a blank look. 
Frame 3: A plane has now arrived above the bus and the human. It's carrying an ad banner that also says "STOP HIRING HUMANS".
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hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Yeah coding you are basically architect and builder at the same time, he's saying he likes doing the architect part and letting AI be the builder. Big decisions vs. small
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XEECEE @xeecee.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
twitter engagement bait: what’s a album from 1993 ⁉️ bluesky engagement bait: What’s a holiday that holds a singular sort of spiritual significance for you? I’ll start: for me, it is Christmas; not for any religious reason, of course, but because I love *giving*
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hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Angus is so cringe. Before voting with Schumer to give away all their shutdown leverage for nothing, he posted a ChatGPT poem on twitter and said he thought it "met the moment".
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hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I'm loving defect in 2, I feel like there's a lot more variation in the viable builds and a lot more crossover between the themes
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hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
He actually feels like The Attack Character in 2 which he was always meant to be
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 25/04/2026
Let's adhere to my vile doctrine(s)
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
my boy Malignant Earl: Do i make you nervous hoe me: what? my boy Malignant Earl: Are u trembling? Hoe me: do you have my dvds still
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hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Watch out watch out!!
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 17/04/2026
A big dissapointment when I rub your asshole
with a verbal ointment
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Got in a little hometown jam So they put a rifle in my hand Send me off to a foreign land To go and eat the silver ham
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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
bro lmao what
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hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I'm at the earthed quake straight up jorking it
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