Reposted by hambrotherSantana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 02/10/2026Ensconced in a black sand dune on the shores of a distant moon. Finally, hidden here, I can jack off. 37312 73
Reposted by hambrotherjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 04/11/2023The titular Mario’s eponymous video game 955082 550
Reposted by hambrotherJ HELL P @jlp.systems · 25/09/2026Every job should be done by people who have no interest in the subject matter, don't care about the outcome, and are coerced by people who hate them 1655 65
hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Worst of all, this isn't the first time it's happened 010 1
Reposted by hambrotherフブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026NL's peloton discord channel is one of the funniest places in the world 292492491 2.5K
Reposted by hambrotherrob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"I'm Chinese," Trump told a cheering crowd in Brownswamp, GA. "I'm a farmer. A lot of people don't know that, they don't. I'm from Guizhou province. It's very rural. Very beautiful, but rural, in my town of Wanfenglin. The other day I looked around and I said, My life is really a Big Dream." 219627 196
Reposted by hambrotherEffin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 21/08/2026Never let a writer help you move 10665851086 6.6K
Reposted by hambrotherLauren 🎃'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026hey Bill, got your note about the plums no worries I'll hit the store on the way home 639668 396
Reposted by hambrotherDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 13/08/2026JD Vance with an eye towards the 2028 race announced today the formation of 2 Be Real, a silk shirt R&B act for which he will be lead vocals & take songwriting duties, and which he calls "an unapologetic tribute to America" 1525121 251
hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 03/08/2026My most used: Human M - "Greetings." Fan favorite: Undead F - "HalloOoO...?" 010 1
hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I'm pressing the heart on all 3 but #1 is my favorite 010 1
Reposted by hambrotherGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Dreamed last night that I had a big presentation to give for a pastry company quarterly meeting and my only idea was a cartoon character named "The Streusel Gobbler" whose catchphrase was "no child will touch my streusel and live to tell the tale" 1635832 358
Reposted by hambrotherjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 04/07/2026"Dude your album is sick. You should check it out" I don't have the time. That's why i used ai in the first place 11057 105
Reposted by hambrotherBusiaco @busia.co · 23/06/2026Did you or did you not buff your charisma before talking to my wife? 637375 373
Reposted by hambrotherjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 23/06/2026My orthopedist winced when i casually announced that i don't really care about my bones. "We care about our bones here" he said 522412 224
hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 19/06/2026They work quickly, down there in the dark. But perhaps we can play them even faster. 010 1
Reposted by hambrotherChloe in F# Minor @vesselskirt.bsky.social · 14/02/2024[Hideo Kojima’s next game, released in 2024] Nice to meet you, Mr Wayman. Isn’t it fascinating how we drive on parkways... but park in driveways? My name’s Drive Parkman. Use DRIVEs to neutralise parkers. Hold L1 and press X to drive your PARK. This is called the DRIVEWAY system 171194315 1.2K
Reposted by hambrotherJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14/06/2026i'm happy for all knicks fans, of course, but this win means a little more to those of us who jumped on the bandwagon over the last four years. unlike the lifelong fans who root for any knicks team they put out there, we chose this team specifically. these are our guys. this is our championship 02861263 2.9K
hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 01/06/2026It's a video game called Balatro. It has sort of a haunted casino vibe but is singleplayer-only and doesn't involve real money. 020 2
hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 01/06/2026The way I saw it playing out was all the users quickly swap to bsky or similar and he just wastes a ton of money for nothing but easier said than done I guess (??) 040 4
Reposted by hambrotherPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 29/05/2026The guy from Real McCoy who says “I tawk tawk, I tawk to you” in “Another Night” had announced on Instagram that he will no longer be participating in the America 250 concert 1335344 353
hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 27/05/2026these robot bastards can be felled, they can be beaten! 010 1
hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Cook: I consent Customer: I consent Franchise Owner: I don't! 🙄🙄🙄 000 0
hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 22/05/2026We go now to the shocking footage, warning this contains graphic violencestatic.klipy.comYou're Already Dead! Omae Wa Mou ShindeiruALT: You're Already Dead! Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru 040 4
Reposted by hambrothermore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 21/05/2024boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. everyone contributes here at the mint 61913274 1.9K
Reposted by hambrotherSatchel Charge @satchelcharge.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Anyone who knows me knows that I absolutely do not fuck with those who would wish to desecrate our sacred grove 26413 64
hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I think "Such Great Heights" might get my vote, but just because I haven't seen it mentioned I'd submit "Taking Back Sunday - You're So Last Summer" for consideration 030 3
Reposted by hambrotherOlivia When @oliviawhen.com · 02/05/2026Job hunting in a hostile environment. ✨ 81175315573 17.5K
hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Yeah coding you are basically architect and builder at the same time, he's saying he likes doing the architect part and letting AI be the builder. Big decisions vs. small 030 3
Reposted by hambrotherXEECEE @xeecee.bsky.social · 29/04/2026twitter engagement bait: what’s a album from 1993 ⁉️ bluesky engagement bait: What’s a holiday that holds a singular sort of spiritual significance for you? I’ll start: for me, it is Christmas; not for any religious reason, of course, but because I love *giving* 4514115 514
hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Angus is so cringe. Before voting with Schumer to give away all their shutdown leverage for nothing, he posted a ChatGPT poem on twitter and said he thought it "met the moment". 070 7
hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I'm loving defect in 2, I feel like there's a lot more variation in the viable builds and a lot more crossover between the themes 010 1
hambrother @hambrother.bsky.social · 25/04/2026He actually feels like The Attack Character in 2 which he was always meant to be 000 0
Reposted by hambrotherrare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 19/04/2026my boy Malignant Earl: Do i make you nervous hoe me: what? my boy Malignant Earl: Are u trembling? Hoe me: do you have my dvds still 0438 43
Reposted by hambrotherNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Got in a little hometown jam So they put a rifle in my hand Send me off to a foreign land To go and eat the silver ham 182811425 2.8K