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Lauren O'Neal

@laurenoneal.bsky.social
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Nonfiction editor at Penguin Random House. I put the chic in Chicago Manual of Style.

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 5h
among other things, musk is the #1 donor to the Republican Party in 2024 and 2026, now appointed to a board where he can steers contracts to his businesses. Bought and sold. Thieves.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 10h
I’m glad the USA built up the hugest, most destructive military apparatus in the history of the world so that this pathetic creep can use it to act out his deep psychosexual issues
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Alex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 22h
a few years ago, references to Simon of Trent or Leo Frank trutherism were a sign that someone was an intensely Christian and/or Neo-Nazi right-wing antisemite but now formerly-normal lefty politics influencers who stayed on Twitter casually reply to Mamdani with 15th century blood libel posts
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 10h
Fat Bear Week winner Backpack canceled after nepo baby revelations
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 12h
I love my new, durable coalition! Now to ethnically cleanse it.
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 16h
Happy first birthday to national bestseller Hell Bent by Brian Recker! I'm really proud to have edited a book that has helped so many people let go of a spirituality based on fear and embrace one based on love. www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/771172...
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Hell Bent by Brian Recker: 9780593853191 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
NATIONAL BESTSELLER A former evangelical pastor explains why we can stop worrying about hell and start focusing on love "If you’ve ever struggled with...the idea of eternal conscious torment,...
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was told there was nothing more sacred to these people than women's sports.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i agree with the key point here and will add to it that there IS a reward, it’s knowing you did one right thing instead of walking around plagued by the nameless shame that afflicts all men who are determined to live the most frictionless lives possible
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well guess what
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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026
There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Mr. Mask, you are confused."
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm not an expert and not systematically crunching numbers, but the Billboard chart measurements have changed so much in the age of streaming that being #1 doesn't mean the same thing it used to. "Choosin' Texas" is #1 this week with 22m streams, 58m radio plays, and 6,000 sales. By comparison...
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Seeing so many people treat Trump as a wealth totem actually clarified this for me. Their understanding of the economy is simply "rich people vote Republican, therefore if I vote Republican, I will be rich."
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gotta say, this Flávio Bolsonaro song is TAME in comparison to the one I always hear on TikTok.
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's "I hope we never part," now get it right or pay the price.
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The American edition of UNDER YOUR NOSE by @drallylouks.bsky.social is now officially available for preorder! This book has been an absolute joy to work on, and I'm so excited to share it with Ally's fans and the world! www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/808837...
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Under Your Nose by Dr. Ally Louks: 9798217180530 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
Social media’s “smell queen” reveals the secrets of our most overlooked sense Roses. Rotten eggs. Perfume. Sweat. Smells transport, attract, and seduce us, but they also disgust, unsettle,...
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This would never happen, as the people invited to be part of those focus groups are bred in a lab under a radioactive cornfield and interviewed after spending no more than two hours on the surface.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oligarchs. The word for very rich businesspeople directly connected to the top of the government and playing a role in high-level government functions is “oligarchs.” Way beyond lobbying, donating, and advisory councils. Trump brought them on his trip to China too. America has oligarchs now.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There are too many people in congress who would be happier doing this, and that's part of why our politics is so stupid bsky.app/profile/avit...
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My Fitbit is a few years old and losing its ability to hold a charge. I hate the app since it was changed from Fitbit to Google Health, so now might be the time to get a different fitness tracker, but are any of them actually good/usable at this point?
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy second birthday to EXVANGELICAL AND BEYOND by @brchastain.social! The first book I edited at PRH, and I am still very proud of it. www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/747796...
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Exvangelical and Beyond by Blake Chastain: 9780593717073 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
A pioneer of the “exvangelical” movement examines how toxic right-wing beliefs took over American Christianity—and why people are leaving the church and speaking out against it With...
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the Trigrammaton
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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
“Let Donald Trump save face” is how you got January 6 *and* why faced no consequences for doing it.
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Everyone is misinterpreting this. The whole movie is going to take place in a forty of malt liquor.
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My sister got married at the California Academy of Sciences, making Claude the albino alligator a guest.
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Got an Instagram ad for a monthly soft pretzel subscription. Watched the whole thing, trying to figure out if it was real. Now my Instagram is wall-to-wall ads for artisanal soft pretzel companies, and boy, are there a lot of them.
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of the basic points in Mills' The Racial Contract (originally published in 1997!) was that, if nothing else, White Supremacy deserves to be taken seriously as one of the great motivating ideologies of modernity and it's bizarre that political philosophers are so disinclined to treat it as such.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
according to the article, it took hours after the personal intervention of the mayor for his family to even get basic information about him. that information included that he had been transferred to ICE custody hours after being shot. no amnesty
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My "For You" feed served me a post from someone with the display name "The Public Universal Fiend," and then when I refreshed it, it served me a different post from someone with the display name "The Pub-Liking Universal Friend"
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If we have all observed that rideshare apps eventually became "taxis but worse" and streaming apps eventually became "cable but worse," let's think about what AI apps will eventually become when the true costs start being passed on to the user.
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don't know how many Minneapolis followers I have, but please spread the word. Rabies has essentially a 100% fatality rate once symptoms start, this woman needs to get shots before then.
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Don't torture us with visions of a beautiful world we can never live in.
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trump's accidental climate presidency continues apace.
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No talk him, he angy
A small jungle cat with what looks like am angry revision on its face. Photo credit: Fernando Faciole
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Longlisted for the National Book Award!
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
White Stripes hive assemble!!
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you're a woman in your 40s, you GOTTA buy The Midlife Plot Twist by @gabriellemoss.bsky.social and @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social. www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/linds...
Lindsay Goldwert and Gabrielle Moss posing with their book The Midlife Plot Twist. Lindsay Goldwert, me, and Gabrielle Moss posing with the book The Midlife Plot Twist. A promotional bumper sticker for The Midlife Plot Twist that says, "Keep honking! I'm thinking about Fiona Apple's 'this world is bullshit' speech at the 1997 VMAs"
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
White Stripes! White Stripes! White Stripes!
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh cool, I'll just contact my Democratic senator, Kirsten Gillibrand, whose son is a (checks notes) crypto lobbyist.
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The answers are quite the time capsule. Sexist, but not usually in the ways I was expecting.
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
In my household, you can't say "I don't know" in a normal way, you have to use this intonation every time.
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This also means they're facing backwards, away from the blackboard.
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My brain while asleep: 😴 My brain when I gain consciousness for 0.0025 seconds while turning over: You up? Good. You have to do laundry why did you say that embarrassing thing yesterday the country won't defeat fascism in your lifetime you better come up with the right phrasing for that work email
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Any political content my TikTok algorithm shows me is liberal to leftist, but every day the comments on each video get more racist, misogynistic, homophobic, and antisemitic, to a degree that shocks me. I've lived my whole life on the internet, you used to have to go to 4chan to see shit like this.
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dems who do this think they're signaling that they're moderate, when actually they're signaling that they're cowards. "I won't fight for you. Please vote for me."
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
At this point, I kind of don't even understand why they're tired of being called racist. They deeply love racism, it's their top priority and most strongly held value, they pursue it obsessively every day, why do they care that liberals think it's bad?
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026
that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We started a trade war with these people because the president, who has some sort of degenerative brain disease with visible bruises on his hand's injection site that the press doesn't talk about, was bored.
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Arrested Development meme with Tobias and Lindsay

Lindsay: Well, did it work for Kamala Harris?
Tobias: No, it never does, I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but...but it might work for us.
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Woke up late today because my clock radio—the same one that informed me 9/11 was happening —mysteriously didn't go off.
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