Reposted by barnabus®¥@♌✌️ @deboma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026reading this out loud like those YouTube bot voices trying to read "wwe" and freaking out 041
barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 25/09/2026sometimes i pretend to be a giant golem and i mime pounding a railroad spike into my own head. passes the time in the bathroom therapist [not listening]: That’s honestly squad goals 060
barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 25/09/2026[forcefully ramming the entire toilet brush down the hole and into the plumbing] Oh nooo! No! 061
Reposted by barnabusjezza @extremelywet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026it's crazy how no one's even talking about how mama's little baby loves shortenin' bread?! 05414
barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 24/09/2026new york post headline after mamdani eats pizza with his tie loosened 0256
barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 24/09/2026[not reading carefully before parroting an opinion] America is being torn apart by tribadism 0507
barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 23/09/2026date: Did you drive here? me: Yeah [trying to make up an interesting lie but my brain misfires] In the Pussy Wagon from kill bill 2504
barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 22/09/2026oh you won’t let me and my wife into the PTA, interesting. me and my beautiful wife, Bernice Shit. you’re not going to let me and Bernice Shit have a voice 2110
Reposted by barnabusVHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 22/09/2026America's Funniest Home Videos, 12/6/2009 (rerun from 12/9/08), part 2/4 : 493s 1112
Reposted by barnabusFright Shark @frightshark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Very interesting to learn how many people on here have the same son! 032
barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 20/09/2026absolutely the funniest feature of this website is when your post is instantly retweeted by a guy named For The Love Of God Help My Son Please 💔 1112
Reposted by barnabusDrew @4484.cool · 16/09/2026Bring back cursing people like "May their bowels fall into the dirt and be eaten by dogs" 2151
barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Greetings, traveller, and well met. The place around you is known as the big LED ball in las vegas 092
barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The US military, the most advanced in the world, utilizes a wide array of sophisticated Call of duty killstreaks 092
barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 18/09/2026welcome to sexual humiliation fantasy involving the two old guy muppets Forums 041
barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 18/09/2026as my opponent falls to the ground, i stall for time to think of something sick to say. “Hey buddy, fun fact“ i say, but still nothing comes. in the end, i just point to my fist. truly, even in my victory, i have lost 160
Reposted by barnabusDrew @4484.cool · 18/09/2026I'm sorry about last night I drank two Rockstars and accidentally became the third 0354
Reposted by barnabusNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 18/09/2026(trying to think of a sequel to the "Everybody Gangsta til the cockroach start flying" image) Everybody gangsta til the Ant start crawling aroind 4986
barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 17/09/2026been enjoying final fantasy 1 more than i expected. it’s the store of four brave little guys who set out on adventures to random buildings some guy told you about ten hours ago and you forgot 140
barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Rumours speak of a warrior who goes crazy, particularly for a white boy 050
Reposted by barnabusDr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026i'm just putting various shit in water. 2599
barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 15/09/2026[ad that plays before you see a movie] When we go to the movies… we experience film. [clip of Forrest Gump] We experience watching a movie… Together as a film. [clip of Titanic] From popcorn, to the screen, 070
Reposted by barnabusDVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 07/01/2026new food pyramid says u gotta eat mad ants every day. thats all it says. 16891134
Reposted by barnabusNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Hi yes I'm calling about a- [listening to menu] mmhmm. mmhmm. Speak to a dope AI representative please. [annunciating] Dope. AI. Representative. 11049
Reposted by barnabusGolden State Worrier @cheesegod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026BlueSky the nothing app 041
barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 10/09/2026every time people mention Halo, i like to ask “the tv show?” and smile pleasantly 050
barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Mr Myers, we’re very interested in this project. We do have some notes about the title, “Sexual British: International Penis Gunman” 020
Reposted by barnabusɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 08/08/2025let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you. 32334571
Reposted by barnabusLordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 08/09/2026maybe there's a better post to promote your fundraiser 1523
Reposted by barnabusvideogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 29/08/2026austin powers: oh, behave!, screenshot, game boy color (2000) www.mobygames.com/game/6247/au... 101748442
barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 04/09/2026PDFs. We all know them, and use them in our daily lives. But what if there was a way to access them on the computer 060
barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 31/08/2026great news, maam. [takes off gloves] over 3 litres of weakness has left your son’s body 040
Reposted by barnabusBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Barq’s should just be like “Barq’s Rootbeer: rejecting sexual norms” and let everyone try to interpret what that means as far as their potential Rootbeer enjoyment goes 2043449
barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 30/08/2026saying "man, i bet you're tired, huh! jeez, look at the time, you oughta get to bed!" to my coworker at 2pm in a desperate bid to exit a conversation politely 0243
Reposted by barnabuscakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 23/08/2026introducing the Nissan Jeep 2416
Reposted by barnabusWanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Fuck! I just missed a call from The Rapping Cowboy! 328122
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