Reposted by Anne AardvarkStu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 11ham going no-pronoun. In FACE dipshits, now can't even refer to 1345
Anne Aardvark @haljak.bsky.social · 10hMaybe your teeth went soft in the night. Maybe you have mushy teeth now. 030
Reposted by Anne AardvarkGeraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026As it's National Poetry Day, I'll punt this one again There once was a young man from Harrow Who tried to have sex with a sparrow The sparrow said "no, you can't have a go because the hole in my arse is too narrow" 1206
Reposted by Anne AardvarkSunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026the official bird of my village is a stork carrying away my uncle plaxico as he eats a can of pork ‘n’ beans. 032
Reposted by Anne Aardvarkfrielf @goblin.fans · 30/09/2026i have become too radiant for ordinary wetlands 6736
Reposted by Anne AardvarkMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026FRODO: They're called "chastity cages". SAM: That sounds good and well for your little peeper frog, but I don't see how one could handle my own bull toad. GOLLUM: We won't wear it! SAM: YOU'LL SLITHER YOUR STINKY LITTLE EEL IN THERE OR I'LL SLICE IT FROM YOU FOR MY MORNING SAUSAGE. GOLLUM: AAAAAAAAA 1553091
Reposted by Anne Aardvarkkaranormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026omg do i have to do everything around here 623757
Anne Aardvark @haljak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Imagine if your armpits were magnetic and kept attracting hazardous objects 021
Anne Aardvark @haljak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Anne Hathaway has a third breast made of rubber that she only uses on holidays. 030
Reposted by Anne AardvarkFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026finally kicked my heron addiction i have no egrets 118225
Reposted by Anne Aardvark[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"Hey check this shit out!" *does several thousand terrible posts, it is unclear why* 1168
Reposted by Anne AardvarkYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026calling in sick to the kickflip factory and confusing everyone as to whether i'm coming in or not 71312383
Reposted by Anne Aardvark#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 21/09/2026*If a human woman behaved like this, how long would she stay out of jail or a psychiatric clinic? Maybe a week, depending on the jurisdiction 2243
Reposted by Anne AardvarkEllen but spooky @yotedragon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026you now have mammoth trunks for ass cheeks 351
Reposted by Anne AardvarkYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 17/09/2026ever since i was a small child i always knew i wanted to have a toxicity score 612715
Reposted by Anne AardvarkCol @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 16/09/2026A non-story. There's probably more reporters than residents there at the minute. The correct headline should have been, "racists being racist after being whipped into a racist frenzy by racist billionairs". Cunts. 2206
Anne Aardvark @haljak.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Let the fuckers leave. Build a big fence round the village and let them starve. There’ll be plenty of emergency housing available once they’re all dead and don’t need their houses any more. Why will Andy Burnham not go on TV and say this. 060
Anne Aardvark @haljak.bsky.social · 16/09/2026but how do they milk the little almonds, their udders must be so tiny 010
Reposted by Anne Aardvarkdissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 15/09/2026wow do you think i’m stupid? if so, good call 1191
Reposted by Anne Aardvarkcap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Hi mom I have just arrived from the moon and would like some birthday soup. 251
Anne Aardvark @haljak.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I will not be supporting Ed Sheeran on his tour, and neither will The Horse With Two Cocks. 010
Reposted by Anne AardvarkHimbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Asking the doc to quell the manticore of my soul 0125
Anne Aardvark @haljak.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Imagine if toilets didn’t flush, but there were little goblins that came to take away your poo. 120
Reposted by Anne Aardvark🐈⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Got my bonus at the dictionary company by adding more silent letters to kwords 041
Reposted by Anne AardvarkHalo @eatmyhalo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026*gulp* So.. I decided to try selling my daft arty bits, on eBay first. I’ve cut work hours for MH reasons, so I’m trying to build a tiny side thing doing something I love. A quick peek, or a repost would be so appreciated. Squitting myself, I’ve never done anything like this 😱 👉 ebay.io/m/A3E8wBebay.ioluckynonsensestudio on eBayFollow luckynonsensestudio on eBay. Buying, Selling, Collecting on eBay has never been more exciting! 61720
Reposted by Anne AardvarkJames Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026“One shouldn’t speak ill of the dead, with the exception of if they were a real motherfucker.” ~ Mother Teresa of Calcutta 063
Reposted by Anne AardvarkSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026There will never, ever be a perfect candidate. You know this. Hold your nose and do the thing that hurts the fewest amount of people. Please 25689110
Reposted by Anne AardvarkDominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’m inventing a phone that you squeeze out of a tube; it costs $9,000 & causes severe burns 929768
Anne Aardvark @haljak.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It’s wrong because the wheelie bin can’t give consent 121
Reposted by Anne Aardvark🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Tatooine moisture farmers keep it in the family 011
Reposted by Anne Aardvarkghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026buddy they dont even let me fuck the stove 311212
Reposted by Anne AardvarkWolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026*helping newly-divorced friend decorate bachelor pad “soo, what’s your sword budget?” 05016
Reposted by Anne Aardvark🦊 🩵🐦⬛ 🧙Poofy Fox & Crow, for Bartleby Endeavors 🎥 @foxy99.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Can’t. My taint has swollen to a monstrous size from pharmaceutical side effects. 031
Reposted by Anne AardvarkGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 08/09/2026when Paul Frazee sees a calculator spell 'BOOBIES' 61019169
Reposted by Anne AardvarkGraeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Oh no. I’ve accidentally put up a link to the RNLI donation page. rnli.org/support-us/g...rnli.orgDonate to the RNLI and help save lives at seaYour donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here. 510660
