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@zemblamatic.bsky.social
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 17h
Your auld fella has had three pints of Speckled Hen
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I want to write little floating leaves of code not AI spec documents
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David Willoughby @davidwilloughby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30th /October 1st
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sickos.jpg
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t listen to my AI generated music stream but I do have a swarm of agentic bots that create 3/10 Pitchfork reviews of it
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Germaine Greer. She winked at me. I think
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Friendship ended with IRAN Now QATAR is my best friend
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Nick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 29/09/2026
Today in "decisions in kerning"
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You wouldn't disingenuously compare apples to oranges would you? WOULD YOU?!
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HOT N FRESH OUT THE KITCHEN
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fairford is one village over from where my paternal lineage spawned from. Make of that what you will
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Rose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Plive, Plath, Plove
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nicking diesel off farms was it? And yet brave Danny Tommy Gammon languishes in gaol
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I take a full leg of Serrano ham to interviews and hug it for comfort
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good morning I see you have become enraged over a list, a simple list
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Time to avail myself of the fruits of empire (order salt and chili spare ribs)
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SAVE ME FROM MYSELF
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I got to 17 with a serendipitous start (Kit Malthouse) cc. @neilclasper.bsky.social
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Being asked why I am not burning any AI tokens at work
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
MEGAPINT FRIDAY IS GO
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Nagihan Haliloğlu @nhaliloglu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They have lived their lives; they have left the mead-hall.
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am mildly jaded
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good morning
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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Micro Computer Magazine (1983)
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
On the train listening to the LRB podcast
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
BOOSTING BRITAIN latest www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
theguardian.com
Thinktank linked to Reform UK calls for abolition of state pension
‘Radical’ report likely to influence party’s platform also proposes abolishing inheritance and capital gains taxes
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ranulph Fiennes hectored us boys for becoming weaklings high on the hog of western civilisation
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I would like to be a UN special rapporteur but on the subject of something congenial like e.g. dumplings
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Beginning to hope the Russians do hack into the UK air traffic control system and maybe try and improve it a bit
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We don’t want thunder; we want rum
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👻BOOryan BlessDEAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This picture of the Pope at his 40th birthday party is everything to me.x
The Pope at his crazy as fuck 40th birthday party wearing a tiny sea captain hat, holding a tiny ice cream surrounded by THREE sad looking balloons. He's wearing a blue jacket and jeans with a brown belt and he's got a navy polo shirt on.
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
who up taxin they gains
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Removing the rear wheel of an unmaintained, heavy bike equipped with an ancient sturmey-archer hub = a certain idea of hell
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this labyrinth is indisputable
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leah toth @thescrvnr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Did not expect to wake up to an article in the NYT putting the spiritual jazz industrial complex on blast 😅
nytimes.com
‘Spiritual Jazz’ Has Turned Cozy. John Coltrane Demanded More. (Gift Article)
The term has lately become synonymous with sonic serenity (and chic merch). But the saxophone great challenged listeners with radical honesty.
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Crazy that the only thing LinkedIn is effective for is recruiting spies
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Good morning, you seem fractious
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Time to turn things up a notch *collapses*
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A succulent Thai meal for this little bond vigilante I think
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The unhidden contempt in his face. I love this campy little bitch of a pope. 
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is just utterly sickening
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
sun's out, bins out
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
POV I have logged on to work
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Martin Concagh @mconcagh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don’t think “everyone is a cokehead” theory explains everything, or even this specific incident, but it explains a huge amount of bad stuff that’s happened over last few years
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
FINK-NOTTLE PREVAILS
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The tail is trying to wag the dog
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
PASSPORT TO DIMLICO
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Edward Sheehan is Irish?
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just had an exquisite rhubarb yoghurt. Would it be indiscreet to ask if there is a Bon Papa?
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