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I've kept it quiet but this is my birthday month.

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Robert fitz Stephen, 1169CE.

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These just came up on my memories and I really don't need this.

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When in a chippy. Do you deliver? No, we do chicken, pies and fish.

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#NationalPoetryDay I always feel nervous posting something of mine but sod it.

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I've probably made an error at work by telling some people exactly what I think of them and their values. It wasn't very politic or advisable but when the blood is up and I see injustice I can be quite the little terror. Never mind.

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Giants love this for bread making.

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Imagine being this disconnected from humanity and the collective human experience. Imagine thinking that art is only about your subjective consumption and not the connection with another soul, experience, time, or place. Imagine speaking and only hearing your own echo. Imagine being this cunt.

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I thought I'd wear a nice cream coloured jumper for work as it's autumnal and all that and it's 19 degrees and I'm sweating my bollocks off.

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It's weird reading American Man City "fans" reactions to the news. It's almost like they know the thick end of fuck all about football.

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RG @geezypeas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm Paul's a cunt but he's been a professional baker for 30 odd years, he'd pull Nigella's fucking arm off. #gbbo

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We’re gonna rock down to The inland revenue They’re winding up Man City

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The fucking shape of Noel though. You couldn't pour water that shape.

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Mrs Col says she thinks Nigella has had a stroke and I said I'd watch that video and she said I'm a filthy bastard.

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Nigella just had the audacity to tell someone they had a bit too much on top! #gbbo

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Jim Halpert's Iconic Office Shrug

Police have found an accelerant in the vans... that accelerant was petrol. Petrol was found in the vans...

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ALT: Jim Halpert's Iconic Office Shrug

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Chris Mason is looking more and more like if Gollum sold insurance.

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They should reveal that care workers have a 10% chance of wiping out humanity, and raise the investment that way.

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Feeling all of my 55 years, dicky ticker, slipped disc, sciatica, and diabetes, on my way home from work. Knackered, under paid and under appreciated. Then Insomnia comes on the radio and suddenly...

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Jacket potatoes 😕 with chilli 🙂 and cheese 😁 for tea.

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'd meet Farage for a pint, I muttered darkly.

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me: [slinking past a row of empty urinals to a cubicle] the urinals:

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That's fucking cruel, that like.

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Mrs Col is annoyed at me, she likes Jamie whereas I think he's a fucking chancer who has stolen a living.

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Watching Jamie Oliver and he's just said to use something heavy and flat on chicken breasts and I've suggested he "USE HIS FUCKING TONGUE".

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I sleep with a pillow next to me in a headlock to keep all my other pillows in check.

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You ever just shout "Fuck Everything" and eat a tinned ham like it was an apple?

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“We’ve got racing from Newton Abbot, boxing from Bethnal Green and all the latest from the Welsh snooker championships. A fascinating afternoon of sport gets underway though with dogging from Fairford.”

Dickie Davies. Absolute king of fucking suave. Fuck you Steve Rider you Aled Jones headed ponce. DD was the daddy and all you Grandstand cunts know it.

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Also, you can eat tiny turnips raw but it's better if you throw them at parachutists who miss the airfield and get hung up on lamp posts, while they wait for the fire brigade. It also help if you point, laugh, and call them daft bastards. Country ways.

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I grew up next to something rural. It was a farmers field next to Sunderland airport (now Nissan) and I'll tell you this, the farmer did NOT like kids pinching his tiny turnips and throwing them at the parachutists on the airfield. He used to shoot at us with shotgun cartridges filled with salt.

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I remember a woolly back from a county Durham village proudly telling me about their pubs. "We've the top house, up the hill. The middle house, and the bottom house. Sunderland hasn't got anything like that". I said, "well, no. We've got more than one street". He thought Sunderland was fucking LA.

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