Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 8hAs it's National Poetry Day, I'll punt this one again There once was a young man from Harrow Who tried to have sex with a sparrow The sparrow said "no, you can't have a go because the hole in my arse is too narrow" 1196
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 8hSHOP ME: Hello, have you got any Quorn? S: Yes, what variety? ME: on the Quob? S: Please leave 418746
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026🎶Egrets, I've had a few Which is why I'm banned🎶 🎶From the zoo-be-doo-be-doo🎶 Frank Sinatra: Singer Ornithophile Pervert 093
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The hardest part of getting a job as a fluffer was beating off the competition. 1112
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"If the doors of perception are cleansed, you can make a start on the windows, and make sure you get right in the corners." William Blake's mum. 1976 - 1978. 0131
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026'70s football: when men were so tough, they'd play with the head of a decapitated skier. 1165
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I'm sorry, I haven't been well recently. I went to Twitter and I think I might have caught something 4163
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Last client of the week cancelled. So there's nothing else for it but to retreat to the shed and ponder the rainfall #shed #shedlife #shedwardwoodwood 060
Reposted by GeraintBeau @drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social · 19/08/2026An unlikely superhero, to be sure… 2386
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear a song from the soundtrack in your head 5150
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Although mooses aren't indigenous to all parts of Canada, they can be found elkswhere 3648
Reposted by GeraintGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 06/08/2026"My dog does magic tricks." "Really? What breed is he?" "He's a labracadabrador." 1359
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Random shit you find in the shed #randomshityoufindintheshed 260
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 21/07/2026♠️THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT, BABY I DON'T WANT TO LIVE FOREVER♠️ 090
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I've just been appointed Minister for Indifferent Capybara 0160
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 20/07/2026It's not as warm today as it has been recently #BurnhamOut 1150
Reposted by GeraintHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 06/07/2026Dot is still troubled by her decision to let Nick die of a Heroin overdose. 1127138
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 03/07/2026There's nothing new about that refcam effect. I was doing that with Special Brew 30 years ago 362
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I will gladly accept Andy Burnham as our next Prime Minister, as long as someone in a fox costume supports his every public appearance 9314
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 20/06/2026London New York Paris Munich Everybodytalkabout Pop Musik 1257
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 20/06/2026THERAPIST. "Just take your time and show me on the doll.. " PINOCCHIO. "I don't think you quite understand, mate.." 031
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 20/06/2026🎵Her penis, her penis, the greatest gift that I posses I thank the Lord that I've been blessed With more than my share of her penis🎵 071
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I hope those £13.75 memory insoles aren't as good as they're advertised, because I've just called them a pair of overpriced twats and told them to fuck off. 082
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I see yer dad's bouncing back after the divorce. Given himself a new nickname 180
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Yer dad revs his trolley when Meat Loaf comes on the in store radio 1191
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 27/05/2026You know you're middle aged when the best buzz you've had in ages is staying up late for the cooler temperatures 0142
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 22/05/2026When I was married I used to watch porn on rewind so I could fantasise about a woman putting her clothes on and leaving the house on time. 1268
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I found a tired and confused bumble bee crawling around my kitchen earlier but I refused to give it anything because they only spend it on drink. 3150
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Found in Aisle 3 of B&Q. You might need some help getting it in the boot of your car. 080
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I refused to watch the Grand National as my principles preclude me from participating in the exploitation of animals that don't taste very nice. 290
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Falco there, sporting the confidence that can only come from knowing you'll never be Austria's worst export #totp 030