Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026As it's National Poetry Day, I'll punt this one again There once was a young man from Harrow Who tried to have sex with a sparrow The sparrow said "no, you can't have a go because the hole in my arse is too narrow" 1206
Titus A Drum (Protostropharia semiglobata) @titusdrum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I might add this: A classy young chap from Newcastle Received a brown paper parcel In it was sh%t And on it was writ A present from Uncle Jack's ar#ehole 121
