Reposted by Anne AardvarkFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 8hit’s called making up words maybe you ferdovit 511033
Reposted by Anne Aardvarkrare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 04/10/2026robed in spit and bitumen by alarmclock road-dogs under a strawberry dawn 0231
Anne Aardvark @haljak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That man has something terribly wrong with his head 110
Anne Aardvark @haljak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026There’s Tygers of Pan Tang song on the Apple new music playlist and I am so happy 110
Reposted by Anne AardvarkEllen but DIABOLICAL! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026impregnated by a breakfast cereal 385
Anne Aardvark @haljak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You should have specified that, it’s a great feature 010
Anne Aardvark @haljak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Don’t rear the reaper FEAR THE HORSE WITH TWO COCKS 031
Reposted by Anne Aardvark🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 02/10/20267 Australians are carried away and eaten by giant man eating bats every year 5387
Reposted by Anne AardvarkStu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026am going no-pronoun. In FACE dipshits, now can't even refer to 1355
Anne Aardvark @haljak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Maybe your teeth went soft in the night. Maybe you have mushy teeth now. 040
Reposted by Anne AardvarkGeraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026As it's National Poetry Day, I'll punt this one again There once was a young man from Harrow Who tried to have sex with a sparrow The sparrow said "no, you can't have a go because the hole in my arse is too narrow" 1206
Reposted by Anne AardvarkSunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026the official bird of my village is a stork carrying away my uncle plaxico as he eats a can of pork ‘n’ beans. 032
Anne Aardvark @haljak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It won’t even make me photorealistic pornography of women with eight tits like a cat. Rubbish. 000
Reposted by Anne Aardvarkfrielf @goblin.fans · 30/09/2026i have become too radiant for ordinary wetlands 68410
Reposted by Anne AardvarkMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026FRODO: They're called "chastity cages". SAM: That sounds good and well for your little peeper frog, but I don't see how one could handle my own bull toad. GOLLUM: We won't wear it! SAM: YOU'LL SLITHER YOUR STINKY LITTLE EEL IN THERE OR I'LL SLICE IT FROM YOU FOR MY MORNING SAUSAGE. GOLLUM: AAAAAAAAA 1554193
Reposted by Anne Aardvarkkaranormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026omg do i have to do everything around here 626066
Anne Aardvark @haljak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Imagine if your armpits were magnetic and kept attracting hazardous objects 021
Anne Aardvark @haljak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I had my blood drawn once. The guy didn’t have any colour pencils so it was a pretty shit picture tbh. 070
Anne Aardvark @haljak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Anne Hathaway has a third breast made of rubber that she only uses on holidays. 030
Anne Aardvark @haljak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026PLEASE SELL ME THREE PLASTIC ARSEHOLES AND A VIBRATING GOAT 110
