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Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh)

@grimmreality.bsky.social
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Sometimes drunk. Profoundly undateable. I use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not. Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Vet my stupid shit here: https:// bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagblxcbo6g6

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Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 9h
Hey. Hey. You guys. What is Irish cops' favorite psych rock song? In-A-Garda-Da-Vida! Haha but no someone's done this, right? Like if you didn't and left it up to me, that's just negligence on your part, The Irish. I live in WISCONSIN ffs.
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Nichole Hiltz 🧡 @nicholehiltz.bsky.social · 10h
I mean, it has to be exhausting to keep defending an indefensible genocide for several more years, I get it, Doug.
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Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 10h
Respectfully, shut the fuck up, your honor.
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Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 15h
I take multiple bites of an apple at a time because juridical metaphors don't fucking tell me what to do.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 15h
this is how I feel about America
a 2-panel pic, 1st is Tupac with his head in his hand, captioned "I never wanted to find someone new"
2nd panel, "I just wanted you to get your shit together"
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 16h
leaving my troubles (pants) behind
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Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 15h
Spot-on. Deadenders aren't called that because they're great at lateral thought.
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WintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 21h
“do ya feel lucky, punk? well, do ya?” (aims bidet at butt)
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 20h
The winner of Nobel peace prize doing what the Government of the United Kingdom will not do: calling Israel's actions in Gaza a genocide.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 21h
if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've finally graduated to the person I've always wanted to be: someone who will burn down your home on a Tuesday night if you disrespect me
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't like yawning after I've gotten into bed. Like, I'm here, I'm doing the thing, shut up about it.
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You’ve been warned, parents.
MOVIE REVIEW
I Called Him Morgan
*** (Out of four stars)
• Directed by Kasper Collin.
Distributed by Submarine Deluxe.
• Running time: 1 hour, 29 mins.
• Parent's guide: Not rated (adult themes, drug use, murder, jazz).

[I circled JAZZ in red]
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026
Ossoff: "If John Lewis were marching today from Selma to Montgomery, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club"
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you're looking for Spotify alternatives, there are lots. I've used both Tidal and Deezer and liked both of them.
lifewire.com
The 8 Best Spotify Alternatives
Spotify isn't the only music streaming service out there. Here are the eight best alternatives for listening to music and podcasts.
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The same company that doesn't pay artists seems to always find the money to pay this jackass. If you're still using Spotify... why? Pretty much every alternative is better in every way.
variety.com
Joe Rogan Renews Nine-Figure Spotify Deal
Spotify and Joe Rogan have entered into a new multiyear licensing agreement, continuing a relationship that began in 2020 for his hugely popular podcast.
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
GEE, THERE SURE ARE A NUMBER OF BLUESKY ROMANCES THAT I AM NOT A PART OF.
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Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I DO NOT HAVE 15 MINUTES TO WANDER ABOUT UNTIL I FIND THE COFFEE CREAMER THAT FOR SOME REASON IS NOT IN THE MILK SECTION ANYMORE, I AM A BUSY PERSON AND I HAVE AN EXPERIMENTAL ACADIA SETTLEMENT TO CONSTRUCT IN FALLOUT 4.
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Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Unconscionable
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Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have had a penchant toward narcissism in my life and I'm trying to be better but I do not think it is asking too much that supermarkets consult me personally before they redo their floorplan and shift whole sections to a different place in the store.
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Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Like I'm hornt but it's more a corner bar in a predominantly residential area that still has a Blatz sign in the window.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*flicks cigarette* yeah i know the muffin man
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Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think I am more Horny On Euclid Avenue.
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
breaking up by subskeet. please repost so he gets the message
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That blows my mind.
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Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I honestly have no idea what kind of zig-while-others-zag entrepreneurial complete cunt you have to be to say "Yes, I will load up any marginally valuable shit I have ever done and leverage it to endorse the technofascist smashing of every hope this dumb species ever had."
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Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jesus Fuck, there is a term for probably EVERY pointedly dumbass thing I have ever done and done it a LOT and not learned a fucking thing from having done it.
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Putting a bottle or can of pop in the freezer to cool it quickly and assuming you'll pull it out before it explodes is known as 'the devil's fizzy wager.'
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Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hi, I am a zazzy creative BUSINESS upstart doing BUSINESS with the BUSINESS assistance of Facebook, a fancy BUSINESS working relentlessly destroy civilization and the capacity of every normal human being to have a say in their own fate. Anyway, enjoy my car mods or tattoos as deathsquads hunt you.
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Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anyway, Go Brewers, duh.
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Tippi Hedren Collider (now with more birds) @linanneblack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sometimes I think about how we inadvertently condition our pets to find the sounds of thrillers and heist movies commonplace. It must be so weird from their perspective. Then I think about how if someone really did try to kidnap me, the cat wouldn't even be tipped off by the underscoring.
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Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you are watching baseball and wondering why Christina Yelich seems so familiar, it is because he looks like a fifth-billed dialogueless member of the T-Birds from Grease.
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Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am no foodie BUT when I lived in Brooklyn, my gf would call me after getting off a shift on the Upper West Side and say "I am getting on the train so go to Key Food and get whatever you need to because I am coming there and you are making me a sandwich" so I think that is a respectable credential.
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Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🏆 🤲
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Uh oh, SpaghettiOs," she whispers , moments before erupting in a geyser of meat sauce and dough rings.
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Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
mrusername 243
5 years ago
Its weird to start a porn video by giving a story of how the guy is an relationship.
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if i delete the words i said to you before you read them maybe that will make you forget that i said them or any other ones either i’ll fade into the aether a spectre that tickles the back of your mind when the wind blows just so and oblivious you won’t know why you dream of a brown-eyed ghost
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Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I like turkey subs on the right occasion but c'mon, it's like the basic-as-fuck churchy cousin visiting from the Midwest and scared of the city of subs.
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Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"What if it's a turkey sub?" Shut up. I don't have time for your bullshit.
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Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not to get all blasphemous but six-foot Italian subs are basically the manna of sandwiches. Like by a miracle and proper refrigeration, the sandwich lasted a miraculous three weeks.
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Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Look, you have to be commonsensical about it but also, when you HAVE like even the last three feet of six-foot sub, man, I get it.
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Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Then again, Jesus Fuck I would like one of these waiting for me at home right now. Plato is still a tosser.
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Alex Spahn 🌋🌪️☄️ @spahn711.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Do y'all have an obvious favorite photo of your dog? Because I sure do, and it will forever be this one of him photobombing Devil's Tower lol.
A photo of my dog photo-bombing Devil's Tower. My dog, a husky/malamute/wolf with black and tan fur is sitting in front of the towering rocky pillar with a large smile and tongue hanging out.
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Harlan Coben’s I’ve Got Your Nose
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Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(it means "neo-nazi")
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
30-year-old: My knee hurts, but I don’t know why. Me: Aww, that’s cute. I remember when I thought pain had to have reasons.
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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
pinball machine flippers as hip tattoos
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
Buddy got Resting If He Dies He Dies Face
David Ellison looking like a typecast murderer  next to text that says Warner Bros. Discovery Paramount
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 07/10/2026
My daughter has started referring to herself as a "Dolly Parton atheist" unlocking a new theology that will alter the course of mankind.
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