Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 9hHey. Hey. You guys. What is Irish cops' favorite psych rock song? In-A-Garda-Da-Vida! Haha but no someone's done this, right? Like if you didn't and left it up to me, that's just negligence on your part, The Irish. I live in WISCONSIN ffs. 030
Reposted by Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh)Nichole Hiltz 🧡 @nicholehiltz.bsky.social · 10hI mean, it has to be exhausting to keep defending an indefensible genocide for several more years, I get it, Doug. 3545
Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 10hRespectfully, shut the fuck up, your honor. 010
Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 15hI take multiple bites of an apple at a time because juridical metaphors don't fucking tell me what to do. 250
Reposted by Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh)dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 15hthis is how I feel about America 26112
Reposted by Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh)sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 16hleaving my troubles (pants) behind 110230
Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 15hSpot-on. Deadenders aren't called that because they're great at lateral thought. 010
Reposted by Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh)WintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 21h“do ya feel lucky, punk? well, do ya?” (aims bidet at butt) 36117
Reposted by Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh)Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 20hThe winner of Nobel peace prize doing what the Government of the United Kingdom will not do: calling Israel's actions in Gaza a genocide. 411358441
Reposted by Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh)ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 21hif you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time 484085836
Reposted by Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh)Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I've finally graduated to the person I've always wanted to be: someone who will burn down your home on a Tuesday night if you disrespect me 1128949
Reposted by Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh)Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I don't like yawning after I've gotten into bed. Like, I'm here, I'm doing the thing, shut up about it. 17812
Reposted by Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh)batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You’ve been warned, parents. 3958090
Reposted by Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh)Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026Ossoff: "If John Lewis were marching today from Selma to Montgomery, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club" 509151373376
Reposted by Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh)Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026If you're looking for Spotify alternatives, there are lots. I've used both Tidal and Deezer and liked both of them.lifewire.comThe 8 Best Spotify AlternativesSpotify isn't the only music streaming service out there. Here are the eight best alternatives for listening to music and podcasts. 64912
Reposted by Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh)Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The same company that doesn't pay artists seems to always find the money to pay this jackass. If you're still using Spotify... why? Pretty much every alternative is better in every way.variety.comJoe Rogan Renews Nine-Figure Spotify DealSpotify and Joe Rogan have entered into a new multiyear licensing agreement, continuing a relationship that began in 2020 for his hugely popular podcast. 30869287
Reposted by Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh)chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026GEE, THERE SURE ARE A NUMBER OF BLUESKY ROMANCES THAT I AM NOT A PART OF. 611035
Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I DO NOT HAVE 15 MINUTES TO WANDER ABOUT UNTIL I FIND THE COFFEE CREAMER THAT FOR SOME REASON IS NOT IN THE MILK SECTION ANYMORE, I AM A BUSY PERSON AND I HAVE AN EXPERIMENTAL ACADIA SETTLEMENT TO CONSTRUCT IN FALLOUT 4. 0101
Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Unconscionable 120
Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I have had a penchant toward narcissism in my life and I'm trying to be better but I do not think it is asking too much that supermarkets consult me personally before they redo their floorplan and shift whole sections to a different place in the store. 2191
Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Like I'm hornt but it's more a corner bar in a predominantly residential area that still has a Blatz sign in the window. 000
Reposted by Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh)DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026*flicks cigarette* yeah i know the muffin man 1540154
Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I think I am more Horny On Euclid Avenue. 142
Reposted by Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh)trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026breaking up by subskeet. please repost so he gets the message 415065
Reposted by Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh)Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026That blows my mind. 3218811
Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I honestly have no idea what kind of zig-while-others-zag entrepreneurial complete cunt you have to be to say "Yes, I will load up any marginally valuable shit I have ever done and leverage it to endorse the technofascist smashing of every hope this dumb species ever had." 010
Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Jesus Fuck, there is a term for probably EVERY pointedly dumbass thing I have ever done and done it a LOT and not learned a fucking thing from having done it. 091
Reposted by Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh)Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Putting a bottle or can of pop in the freezer to cool it quickly and assuming you'll pull it out before it explodes is known as 'the devil's fizzy wager.' 731497162
Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Hi, I am a zazzy creative BUSINESS upstart doing BUSINESS with the BUSINESS assistance of Facebook, a fancy BUSINESS working relentlessly destroy civilization and the capacity of every normal human being to have a say in their own fate. Anyway, enjoy my car mods or tattoos as deathsquads hunt you. 110
Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Anyway, Go Brewers, duh. 000
Reposted by Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh)Tippi Hedren Collider (now with more birds) @linanneblack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Sometimes I think about how we inadvertently condition our pets to find the sounds of thrillers and heist movies commonplace. It must be so weird from their perspective. Then I think about how if someone really did try to kidnap me, the cat wouldn't even be tipped off by the underscoring. 1329
Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If you are watching baseball and wondering why Christina Yelich seems so familiar, it is because he looks like a fifth-billed dialogueless member of the T-Birds from Grease. 210
Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I am no foodie BUT when I lived in Brooklyn, my gf would call me after getting off a shift on the Upper West Side and say "I am getting on the train so go to Key Food and get whatever you need to because I am coming there and you are making me a sandwich" so I think that is a respectable credential. 020
Reposted by Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh)chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Uh oh, SpaghettiOs," she whispers , moments before erupting in a geyser of meat sauce and dough rings. 511235
Reposted by Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh)Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 04/10/2026 2609
Reposted by Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh)Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026if i delete the words i said to you before you read them maybe that will make you forget that i said them or any other ones either i’ll fade into the aether a spectre that tickles the back of your mind when the wind blows just so and oblivious you won’t know why you dream of a brown-eyed ghost 34814
Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I like turkey subs on the right occasion but c'mon, it's like the basic-as-fuck churchy cousin visiting from the Midwest and scared of the city of subs. 121
Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"What if it's a turkey sub?" Shut up. I don't have time for your bullshit. 160
Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Not to get all blasphemous but six-foot Italian subs are basically the manna of sandwiches. Like by a miracle and proper refrigeration, the sandwich lasted a miraculous three weeks. 160
Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Look, you have to be commonsensical about it but also, when you HAVE like even the last three feet of six-foot sub, man, I get it. 020
Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Then again, Jesus Fuck I would like one of these waiting for me at home right now. Plato is still a tosser. 270
Reposted by Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh)Alex Spahn 🌋🌪️☄️ @spahn711.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Do y'all have an obvious favorite photo of your dog? Because I sure do, and it will forever be this one of him photobombing Devil's Tower lol. 925799411
Reposted by Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh)cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Harlan Coben’s I’ve Got Your Nose 512743
Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 07/10/2026(it means "neo-nazi") 020
Reposted by Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh)John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 07/10/202630-year-old: My knee hurts, but I don’t know why. Me: Aww, that’s cute. I remember when I thought pain had to have reasons. 1030386
Reposted by Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh)geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026pinball machine flippers as hip tattoos 2023382
Reposted by Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh)Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026Buddy got Resting If He Dies He Dies Face 91104989
Reposted by Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh)geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 07/10/2026My daughter has started referring to herself as a "Dolly Parton atheist" unlocking a new theology that will alter the course of mankind. 29728