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geektragedy.bsky.social @geektragedy.bsky.social · 23/04/20265 Shows to Get To Know Me Breaking Bad Ozark X-Files Buffy the Vampire Slayer Lost 000 0
geektragedy.bsky.social @geektragedy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Add food to a movie: Breakfast Club Sandwich 010 1
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Reposted by @geektragedy.bsky.socialalyssa || lovelandisle @lovelandisle.bsky.social · 12/04/2026i don’t want my appliances to be smart or connect to the internet. i want them to do one mechanical task for 100 years 17793152286 9.3K
Reposted by @geektragedy.bsky.socialFrankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 19/05/2024Alarm clocks are just dream cops. 725475 254
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Reposted by @geektragedy.bsky.socialIdle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 12/04/202630’s: devil in a blue dress. 40’s: lesser known demon in orthopedic shoes. 28033 80
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Reposted by @geektragedy.bsky.socialKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 12/04/2026“My curse has been lifted,” I flirted. 614368 143
Reposted by @geektragedy.bsky.socialMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Congratulation to Astronaut Christina Koch to be the first woman in history to get that far away from dangerous sexual predator Donald Trump. 171111481694 11.1K
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Reposted by @geektragedy.bsky.socialNoel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Trump is HIGH AF right now, if you don’t believe me turn on your TV. Read ‘Noel’s Notes: Dawn Patrol’ for some insight: open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...open.substack.com'Dawn Patrol'The Trump we saw address the nation last night was very high. 617852 178
geektragedy.bsky.social @geektragedy.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Remove a letter, ruin a movie: Prim Suspect 020 2
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geektragedy.bsky.social @geektragedy.bsky.social · 27/04/2025She’s a ten, but she’s all about that bass. 010 1
Reposted by @geektragedy.bsky.socialslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 24/04/2025presidents should get a probationary period and if their approval rating falls below 50% at any point within their first three months in office we get to eject them from the country with a catapult 1193012444 3K
Reposted by @geektragedy.bsky.socialandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 23/04/2025Every day I wake up like mia from pulp fiction. It's probably nothing 1027776 277
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Reposted by @geektragedy.bsky.socialshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 17/04/2025this whole administration is like when they shut off the containment unit in ‘ghostbusters’ 347110051830 11K
Reposted by @geektragedy.bsky.socialtracy the clayton @brokeymcpoverty.bsky.social · 16/04/2025never forget that all this bullshit is happening because white people did not want a black woman in charge 821058216 1.1K
Reposted by @geektragedy.bsky.socialJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Pronouncing the G in gnocchi, hoping the mob will put a hit out on me. 24329105 329
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Reposted by @geektragedy.bsky.socialViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17/04/2025There's no better excuse to get out of unwanted obligations than having a young child, which is why I created Rent-a-Baby 1028143 281
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Reposted by @geektragedy.bsky.socialSteve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 09/04/2025If I dangle you over the edge of a building and then pull you back up, I didn’t save your life. I almost killed you. And that is what Trump just did to the economy. 1838992 389
Reposted by @geektragedy.bsky.socialBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 09/04/2025There are two wolves inside of me and they just want to stay extinct 021368 213
Reposted by @geektragedy.bsky.socialBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 27/03/2025ME: there should be a super morose font called tragic sans just to balance things out REPORTER: I mean a statement about the homicide allegations 232984 329
Reposted by @geektragedy.bsky.socialTrey @treydayway.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Sometimes I get overwhelmed and need to disappear for 2 to 3 books 818751 187
Reposted by @geektragedy.bsky.social Lisa @mslisam.bsky.social · 05/04/2025It was the best of times... It was the worst of times... It was... Hammer time. 410349 103
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Reposted by @geektragedy.bsky.socialMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 04/04/2025You had us at "a book of spells, the key to wonders." 292147172101 14.7K
Reposted by @geektragedy.bsky.socialDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 04/04/2025ngl, the devil on my shoulder is starting to make some pretty valid points 28328 83
Reposted by @geektragedy.bsky.socialNoel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 04/04/2025As he was flying down to Trump Doral for a dinner and golf tournament with the Saudi backers of his LIV golf venture, on the same day over 2 trillion in wealth disappeared from the American economy. 1655213 655
Reposted by @geektragedy.bsky.socialIdle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Frog and Toad Learn Retirement Is A Myth 07531 75
