Reposted by FrankenfreckleFrankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 07/12/2024How am i supposed to communicate effectively when there isn't a bed ridden poltergeist emoji 211724
Reposted by FrankenfreckleAmanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Sorry I pretended I was drowning so you could see how incredible my hair looked underwater. 638249
Reposted by FrankenfreckleFrankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 01/10/2024Showing my goth cat autopsy photos to win his love back. 713730
Reposted by FrankenfreckleFrankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 22/05/2024Your scalp is a pagan bible that only spiders can read. 17524
Reposted by FrankenfreckleFrankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Tinnitus is a dead language spoken by a sacred spectral entity wishing you would drink another six coffees. 918152
Reposted by Frankenfreckleɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 08/08/2025let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you. 32334570
Reposted by Frankenfrecklesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026i watch what i eat bc toxins can seep into your breast milk and i don’t want to poison my cat 1025953
Reposted by FrankenfrecklefuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 06/01/2025practically impossible to order eggs over easy by walkie talkie 381371285
Reposted by Frankenfrecklewalking mirage @wolf.observer · 09/09/2026We sculpted a powerful golem from information, told it that it lived in a dream, and instructed it to perform crimes at the whims of its masters. What happened next is extremely concerning 111729
Reposted by FrankenfreckleSantana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 06/09/2026Zarathustra Jéanquoi, founder of JNCO jeans, designed the iconic pants originally for people trying to commit suicide by walking into the sea. 2568
Reposted by FrankenfreckleJohnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 06/09/2026Everyone is angry at me ever since I came out of the obsidian egg that makes you evil. 06213
Reposted by Frankenfrecklemammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 31/08/2026taking an ibuprofen once every thirty minutes until my sacred flame is rekindled 414224
Reposted by FrankenfreckleTyver Foucault @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Your nightmare was found in recent leak on the dark web. We recommend changing your dreams 122957
Reposted by Frankenfrecklechris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Dance like no one is watching. Because no one is watching. You're in the forest alone because you forgot to invite a sacrifice for the ritual. 618563
Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Tinnitus is a dead language spoken by a sacred spectral entity wishing you would drink another six coffees. 918152
Reposted by FrankenfreckleFrankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Your hair should be big enough to hide at least three swords. 3446996
Reposted by FrankenfreckleFrankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 19/05/2024I miss the olden days when you could banish your nemesis to a cursed artifact run by a shapeshifting poltergeist. 115845
Reposted by FrankenfreckleFrankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Two crows tried to land on my head today, so i guess my life is finally getting back to normal. 1130138
Reposted by Frankenfreckleslop enjoyer @slop.guru · 09/07/2026[waitress holding the cursed vibrating cube over your plate] just say when 431766
Reposted by FrankenfreckleFrankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 05/04/2026It's a beautiful evening to make friends with the shapeshifting obsidian egg that hovers watchfully in the corner of your eye. 611026
Reposted by Frankenfrecklesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026lizzy borden american girl doll 1121169
Reposted by FrankenfreckleJohnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 26/06/2026We all got that one homie who is filled with crystals instead of organs. 615525
Reposted by FrankenfreckleFrankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 03/04/2026All lost socks enter a portal to become spirit guides. 39530
Reposted by FrankenfreckleVillein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 16/06/2026(making small talk with goblin coworker) thinking of bringing some roadkill home for my kids to play with 710712
Reposted by FrankenfreckleFrankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Super weird they don't give u a college scholarship for absorbing ur twin in the womb. 510322
Reposted by Frankenfreckleborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 23/05/2026[me, getting stabbed to death in 19th century London] ugh, more like Jerk the Ripper 11934198
Reposted by FrankenfreckleFrankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Who up thinkin' bout how Papa Smurf is probably a sex trafficker 2316132
Reposted by FrankenfreckleFrankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Dating is so weird, it's like how am i going to fit another person into my coffin. 515129
Reposted by FrankenfreckleFrankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 17/07/2024*Aligning my chakras to death metal* 514045
Reposted by FrankenfreckleStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 06/05/2026If you lose a lot of weight suddenly you often gain it back just as quickly. However, this isn’t true in all cases, such as being cut in half by a mysterious ronin who appeared to have not even unsheathed his katana 271556251
Reposted by FrankenfreckleOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I really love that part of the massage when the therapist chokes you out with Enya playing in the background 1346184
Reposted by FrankenfreckleFrankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 03/04/2026How am I supposed to trust my instacart shopper after finding out they are not an interdimensional being. 58619
Reposted by FrankenfreckleFrankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 12/04/2026A scented candle that turns your brain chemistry into an owl. 57830
Reposted by FrankenfreckleSeveral Onions @amusitr0n.bsky.social · 29/04/2026a good name for a horse would be Kris Klipclopperston 453074440
Reposted by FrankenfreckleFrankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 22/07/2024Sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'm making my two Nicolas Cage pillows kiss. 1043991
Reposted by FrankenfreckleSHREW @shrewtape.bsky.social · 01/05/2026I've been trying to enroll at the local premonition academy but I keep receiving rejection letters before I can submit an application. 07315
Reposted by Frankenfreckleborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 03/04/2026showing my age by having someone saw me in half to reveal the number of rings in my body 517955
Reposted by Frankenfreckledonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Who needs sleep when the mind is a vast canvas of weird fears 317045
Reposted by FrankenfreckleFrankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 06/06/2024Can't sleep knowing there's an alternative universe trapped inside my belly button. 710336
Reposted by FrankenfreckleFrankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 03/08/2024*Tries to fit my head into an easy bake oven* 624274
Reposted by FrankenfreckleFrankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 15/12/2024I'm like this because my favourite snack as a child was orange chapstick. 1729460
Reposted by FrankenfreckleNuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 14/04/2026My financial advisor suggested I join a doomsday cult. 717353
Reposted by FrankenfreckleFrankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 07/12/2024*Sprinkles my baby teeth over you as you sleep* 1326562
Reposted by Frankenfreckleslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 18/04/2026hey i’m thinking of getting into crime does anyone know if the FBI director is blacked out currently 482571303
Reposted by FrankenfreckleGrobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Your mind fills with visions of traditional cask ales, stored at cellar temperature and ready for pouring. 5727
Reposted by FrankenfreckleFrankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 19/05/2024Sorry I can't hang out tonight, i'm naming all my pet leeches after rare constellations. 718142