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Frankenfreckle

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Mother of all poltergeists Levitating to Natural Snow Buildings

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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
How am i supposed to communicate effectively when there isn't a bed ridden poltergeist emoji
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Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Sorry I pretended I was drowning so you could see how incredible my hair looked underwater.
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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
Showing my goth cat autopsy photos to win his love back.
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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 22/05/2024
Your scalp is a pagan bible that only spiders can read.
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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tinnitus is a dead language spoken by a sacred spectral entity wishing you would drink another six coffees.
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ɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i watch what i eat bc toxins can seep into your breast milk and i don’t want to poison my cat
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 06/01/2025
practically impossible to order eggs over easy by walkie talkie
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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 09/09/2026
We sculpted a powerful golem from information, told it that it lived in a dream, and instructed it to perform crimes at the whims of its masters. What happened next is extremely concerning
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 06/09/2026
Zarathustra Jéanquoi, founder of JNCO jeans, designed the iconic pants originally for people trying to commit suicide by walking into the sea.
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 06/09/2026
Everyone is angry at me ever since I came out of the obsidian egg that makes you evil.
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
taking an ibuprofen once every thirty minutes until my sacred flame is rekindled
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Tyver Foucault @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Your nightmare was found in recent leak on the dark web. We recommend changing your dreams
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Dance like no one is watching. Because no one is watching. You're in the forest alone because you forgot to invite a sacrifice for the ritual.
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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tinnitus is a dead language spoken by a sacred spectral entity wishing you would drink another six coffees.
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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Your hair should be big enough to hide at least three swords.
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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
I miss the olden days when you could banish your nemesis to a cursed artifact run by a shapeshifting poltergeist.
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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Two crows tried to land on my head today, so i guess my life is finally getting back to normal.
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 09/07/2026
[waitress holding the cursed vibrating cube over your plate] just say when
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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
It's a beautiful evening to make friends with the shapeshifting obsidian egg that hovers watchfully in the corner of your eye.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
lizzy borden american girl doll
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 26/06/2026
We all got that one homie who is filled with crystals instead of organs.
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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
All lost socks enter a portal to become spirit guides.
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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
(making small talk with goblin coworker) thinking of bringing some roadkill home for my kids to play with
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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Super weird they don't give u a college scholarship for absorbing ur twin in the womb.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
[me, getting stabbed to death in 19th century London] ugh, more like Jerk the Ripper
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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Who up thinkin' bout how Papa Smurf is probably a sex trafficker
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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Dating is so weird, it's like how am i going to fit another person into my coffin.
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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 17/07/2024
*Aligning my chakras to death metal*
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 06/05/2026
If you lose a lot of weight suddenly you often gain it back just as quickly. However, this isn’t true in all cases, such as being cut in half by a mysterious ronin who appeared to have not even unsheathed his katana
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I really love that part of the massage when the therapist chokes you out with Enya playing in the background
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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
How am I supposed to trust my instacart shopper after finding out they are not an interdimensional being.
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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
A scented candle that turns your brain chemistry into an owl.
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Several Onions @amusitr0n.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
a good name for a horse would be Kris Klipclopperston
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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 22/07/2024
Sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'm making my two Nicolas Cage pillows kiss.
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SHREW @shrewtape.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I've been trying to enroll at the local premonition academy but I keep receiving rejection letters before I can submit an application.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
showing my age by having someone saw me in half to reveal the number of rings in my body
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Who needs sleep when the mind is a vast canvas of weird fears
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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 06/06/2024
Can't sleep knowing there's an alternative universe trapped inside my belly button.
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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Waking up alive is so bourgeois .
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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 03/08/2024
*Tries to fit my head into an easy bake oven*
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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I'm like this because my favourite snack as a child was orange chapstick.
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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
My financial advisor suggested I join a doomsday cult.
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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
*Sprinkles my baby teeth over you as you sleep*
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
hey i’m thinking of getting into crime does anyone know if the FBI director is blacked out currently
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Your mind fills with visions of traditional cask ales, stored at cellar temperature and ready for pouring.
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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
Sorry I can't hang out tonight, i'm naming all my pet leeches after rare constellations.
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