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Mat™️ @futurekid.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Sometimes I'm hoping more for the opportunity to say "I told you so" than for the thing I told them about to not happen

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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Guacamole is just a goth shamrock shake.

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ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Impression: ayy I'm fuckin Matt Damon and I'm on another planet eating shit potatoes

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Sometimes one air pod battery is at 87% and the other at 83% because I'm listening harder on one side

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Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Peter Peter war plan tweeter, Fugly sex pest drunken creeper. I hope he goes to Christian hell, And has to bunk with Kash Patel.

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Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Wuts wrong babe you’ve barely bent it like Beckham babe

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Mat™️ @futurekid.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

605 to South Street Doritos Auto Square

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

emotionally unstable senior citizen Barbie (the movie!)

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Need to get thrifty so i'm trademarking everything I've been told is just a me problem

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 19/03/2025

one of those GAP sweaters but it says CPAP

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Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

SamSedersFaceWhenHeRealizesThePersonHesTalkingToDoesntUnderstandThatGovernmentAgenciesDontPayTaxes.gif

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

imagine being a hamster and also being called a hamster like what if you didn’t even like ham

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Mat™️ @futurekid.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Bruce Springsteen and the E Skeet Band

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Mat™️ @futurekid.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Fishmonger? I hardly fishknow her

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

ASKEET/DSKEET

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 09/03/2025

𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

This world may not be perfect, but at least it’s fucked.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

People who ask me for something “at your soonest convenience” have no idea how perpetually inconvenienced I am.

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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

A year’s supply of free donuts would fix me. Or kill me. Same same.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Always choose forgiveness. Unless your name's Ripley, then you're allowed to set them on fire and eject them into space.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

You lost an hour? Pffft... I once lost like three weeks.

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Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Bitches ain’t shit but hoes n Trix are for kids

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Mat™️ @futurekid.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

I want to break free I want to break free (But mostly) I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ah

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Doctor: You’re too concerned with elements 8, 95, and 53 on the periodic table. Max Fischer: O, Am I?

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Omniscient Orb of Antlers @omniscientorb.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

hands are full so I'm trying to get this hair off my tongue by licking it onto my cat's back and its not working

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

they came, they saw, they capitulated

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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 06/03/2025

brokeback mountain but gay

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Accidently used his 3-in-1 bodywash and now I'm flirting with your girl

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

two modes: -cannot fall asleep because something could happen -have to fall asleep because cannot handle one more thing happening

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Mat™️ @futurekid.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

And I can be your fiercely independent, mid Atlantic accented wife

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Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Realizing it’s *never* too late for me to become the linen-clad, salt-and-pepper man of leisure I’ve always wanted to be

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Mat™️ @futurekid.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Having been a baby is humiliating It's like "Please respect my opinions but also yes someone else used to wipe my ass"

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

(lost & found desk) michael stipe: anyone turn in a religion?

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

I deserve the Oscar for not giving a fuck about the Oscars.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 03/03/2025

your delusions only 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘩 they were grander than mine

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

my 5 year plan is to eventually put my phone down

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

If you're gonna pester me can you at least be sexy about it

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Mat™️ @futurekid.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

My mom got me socks that say "serenity is not freedom from the storm," which is true but like, is that how my feet feel?

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Mat™️ @futurekid.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

I thought the Vatican was the vat of donut glaze in the shop

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Before it all goes down I just want you to know that I respect that booty

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