Reposted by Omniscient Orb of Antlersspooky seasonings for a new instance @o-c.bsky.social · 04/07/2026these are the times which steam men's hams 1186
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of Antlerschris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I have one hand in my pocket. Yes it's the hand that was previously holding a roman candle. No I can't show it to you. 18722
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of AntlersTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 04/07/2026It goes like this the 4th not 5th, and Jaws is on, your spirits lift, but you never found that anchor suit now did ya 323283
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of Antlerslalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I hope your underwear doesn't stick to you during the heatwave 1917356
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of Antlerslalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 02/07/2026You can stick your popsicle in my mouth if you wanna 1710726
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of Antlerslalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Sometimes I just miss... Sometimes I just wish... Sometimes I just... 47933
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of AntlersOops𓅓 @vodkula.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I was filming the lightening bugs and a fox wandered by 24911
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of AntlersJeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 20/06/2026There's an article out there by someone who works in AI about how Area X and the Southern Reach is about AI and they can fuck right off. 1135126
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of AntlersTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Someone said I was like if bourgeois had even more letters that aren't pronounced so I asked my status to cry waaah for me and it went on silently until tea time 27739
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of AntlersTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 08/06/2026It's weird for us to think ahead, but when everything ends forever, and then begins again immediately, with every chance for beauty happiness and perfection, are we gonna, you know, wink to not be like that 311262
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of AntlersTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 11/06/2026You already know the secret tunnel and I wanna tell you so bad. Can I at least give you a hint it's only secret because it's an open admirer of trapdoors under piles of shy anonymous love notes 29552
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of AntlersAlgonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 13/06/2026You're the giant Brazilian sloth tunnel of my heart, babe. 0167
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of AntlersAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 13/06/2026my group chat is just me my bathroom poltergeist geofforry and three other people who aren’t as hot as us 410529
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of Antlerschris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 17/05/2026All I ever wanted All I ever needed Is here, collecting beetle larvae, on the body farm 59533
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of Antlerslalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 05/06/2026My cheese sauce brings all the boys to the yard and I'm like eww get off my lawn 922147
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of Antlerslalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 11/06/2026The amount of blocks I've been getting lately has been nothing short of exhilarating 912534
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of Antlerslalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Just entered to win some patio furniture and I'mma need you guys to send me all your thoughts and prayers 79430
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of Antlerslalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 11/06/2026You can pour your thick, hot beef gravy in my mouth if you wanna 1111034
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of AntlersChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I just heard an ad on the radio for lab-grown organs. This is a thing? We don't need The Island? Cool cool cool 1177
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of AntlersTippi Hedren Collider @linanneblack.bsky.social · 30/05/2026The wall mice invited me to their movie night 65216
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of Antlerslalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 27/05/2026You can call me your little loaded steak and cheese sub if you wanna 56523
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of Antlerslalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 23/05/2026You are such a special person 14218
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of Antlersichabod chungus @doyhickey.bsky.social · 27/05/2026they want the whole world to be a company town 031
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of AntlersDamnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Giving my elbows a little bit of moisturiser today cos it's their birthday too 4718844
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of Antlerslalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Look, all I'm saying is if some bitch wanted to prick my finger so I could sleep uninterrupted for a few years I wouldn't be all that mad about it 10586157
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of AntlersFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Why did they call it a drawbridge and not a re moat control? 29029
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of AntlersJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 10/07/2025The universe is my favourite stringed instrument. 522590
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of AntlersAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 22/05/2026i let some lady with a fancy camera and a panini press take pictures of my boobs yesterday and she didn’t even pay me 1617034
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of AntlersTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 23/05/2026If a flying saucer says something to get you to go inside so you go inside would you do it, this is how you forget that you did, by replying to make it all about you 38147
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of Antlersastro zithers @lightningcolors.bsky.social · 21/05/2026if you knew that our hands would scatter into plumes of tachyons between the basil and tomato sauce, would you still enter the chicken cordon pizza timeloop with me? 1142
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of Antlersastro zithers @lightningcolors.bsky.social · 23/05/2026i'm working on a song for the boom boom bubble sticks. it's called parastichies of brontosaurus plates on neon fluorescent gatorade 0101
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of Antlerslalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I dunno I just thought maybe we could y'know if you wanna 719449
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of Antlerscrabbydaddy dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026there’s no falutin when i’m high 0226
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of AntlersJack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 17/05/2026*seductively licks dripped queso off my shirt 28448
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of AntlersJulie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 21/05/2026My dad was convinced I wasn't his baby because I only had two nipples. 37025
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of AntlersCynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 21/05/2026This must be the participation trophy they spoke so derisively about. 0224
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of AntlersAlgonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I had that dream again where I took a Viking cruise from Stockholm to Bergen with Ernest Borgnine & Shelley Winters. It did not end well. 44314
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of AntlersRoxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I mistakenly believed it would be more fun than this once the lunatics started running the asylum. 16329
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of Antlers🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 20/05/2026mark my words somebody’s gonna pay for my sins 24721
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of Antlersgibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 21/05/2026My dad bought a house and put 3 kids through college working at a gnome-run tin mine. He was the big chained up human that turned the wheel to lower the workers down the mineshaft 16810
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of Antlerschris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Honor me with the spare keys to your home. I won't even creep into your room at night to eat your ham and count your sheep. 56826
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of AntlersBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 21/05/2026The road to bed is littered with pillows. You're not going to make it there, but it's okay. 25119
Reposted by Omniscient Orb of AntlersJack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 16/02/2026As a kid I never imagined I’d be richer than my dad, older than Batman, and smarter than the President. 14537173
