Reposted by frumplestiltskinDr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 23hMICK JAGGER: please allow me to introduce myself- ME: *interrupting* I have a girlfriend 1538
Reposted by frumplestiltskinLuke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 23/11/2023Over and over again, all around the world 131517378
Reposted by frumplestiltskinI did NOT vote for the rapist @sarahgies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026 224150533402
Reposted by frumplestiltskinbatkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“You have to fight for your right to party?” No thank you, young beasty men, I wish only to dwell above the ceiling boards in an attic bedroom with many books and a magical cat. 110119
Reposted by frumplestiltskinGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Me every time I have to do work at work 212015
Reposted by frumplestiltskinGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is probably the best SNL sketch imo 814326
Reposted by frumplestiltskinThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Men, stop telling women you denounce sexual assault and start telling your male friends. 513279746
Reposted by frumplestiltskinKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you. 767286815989
Reposted by frumplestiltskinDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Oh the people outside are frightening 410126
Reposted by frumplestiltskinJohn Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I visited Intercourse, PA, and let’s just say it did not live up to my expectations. 1114647
Reposted by frumplestiltskinViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into the void 1518846
Reposted by frumplestiltskinViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Why do we "park on a driveway" and "masturbate to clown porn" 514323
Reposted by frumplestiltskinViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 30/09/2026On your first day of prison, walk up to the biggest guy there and ask him where the suggestion box is 936436
Reposted by frumplestiltskinUncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Just another Sunday for me to remind everybody how much Jesus hated capitalism but never spoke about homosexuality 2309
Reposted by frumplestiltskinkattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 27/09/2026[dawn of creation. dinner time. fire pit. adam & eve] eve: i’ll take a rib adam: OW eve: jesus christ (who wasn’t even born yet. that’s an anachronism. you’re welcome). you’re supposed to say “aye” how are you so bad at this 55418
Reposted by frumplestiltskinGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026it's crazy people used to write their posts with quills and shit 56715
Reposted by frumplestiltskinYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 27/09/2026[loudly within earshot of a minotaur] labyrinths can high key catch a fade. i hate labyrinths 25112
Reposted by frumplestiltskinFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026YOU: (wise) rome wasn’t built in a day ME: (wiser) rome was built in italy 9660118
frumplestiltskin @frumplestiltskin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Which medieval creature are you? Pause to find out. 021
Reposted by frumplestiltskinThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026The Paramount–Warner Bros. Merger By The Numbers theonion.com/the-paramount-warner-b… 41202176
Reposted by frumplestiltskinDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My life started going downhill as soon as I was in charge of myself 212038
Reposted by frumplestiltskinJuiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 05/09/2025I get all my cardio from sweating the small stuff 115662
Reposted by frumplestiltskinAshley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I want Mucinex guy to fight liberty biberty to the death 83811
Reposted by frumplestiltskinDr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 20/09/2026FOR SALE: air guitar, never played 48724
frumplestiltskin @frumplestiltskin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Share a TV show that raised youstatic.klipy.comCheers: Ted Danson Makes a Silly FaceAlt: Sam Malone taunting Diane 011
Reposted by frumplestiltskinViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The thought of necrophilia horrifies me. Can you imagine all that digging 1416727
Reposted by frumplestiltskinViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Call me old-fashioned, but I believe that when the crops fail a human sacrifice is required 3439684
Reposted by frumplestiltskinDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026wtf kind of pets they got in there 1804132820
Reposted by frumplestiltskinSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Maybe it’s the kombucha talkin but here’s the thing: you count. You count in a world that wants to beat you down. Maybe you’ve struggled with self-confidence your entire life. I sure as fuck have. But we’re here and we’re pushing back against the doubt and the bullshit. Thanks for being, shitbirds 💜 3126587
Reposted by frumplestiltskinDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026fought alongside general mills in the cereal wars 0236
Reposted by frumplestiltskinJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/09/2026now i am become Dad, the destroyer of leftovers 3371244
Reposted by frumplestiltskinViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/09/2026We all have that one friend who seals you in the catacombs 1937374
Reposted by frumplestiltskinFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Reptile Alien: V Clone: W Nazi Pedo: X Philosopher: Y Narcoleptic: Z 4753
Reposted by frumplestiltskinThe Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Using my compass and protractor to draw a pentagram and a pentacle in Baphometry class 022
Reposted by frumplestiltskinJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 09/09/2026microdosing not getting a big task done by not doing the smaller, otherwise attainable subtasks 2587492
Reposted by frumplestiltskinFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026CAPTAIN KIRK: our mission is to explore space for five years ALIEN FROM A PLANET WITH 3 SUNS: five what 09916
Reposted by frumplestiltskinFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026ME: time to sleep BRAIN: "four" is the only number with the right amount of letters 31679112
Reposted by frumplestiltskinderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026just got arrested for going up to a police officer while wearing meta glasses and saying "computer, transfer $100,000 from this officer's bank account into my account" and then waving my hands like a magician 1078661853
Reposted by frumplestiltskinUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/09/2026they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough 8983862025
Reposted by frumplestiltskinMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 17/05/2024Mary Shelley doesn't get enough credit for not only anticipating the silver-spooned narcissist techbro who recklessly creates technology without thinking through the consequences, but also for knowing that said techbro would be an absolutely terrible father. 4268682510
Reposted by frumplestiltskinTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 31/08/2026robber: GIVE ME THE MONEY cashier: ok 😭😭😭 robber: PUT IN A BAG cashier: they're 25¢ now is that ok 😭😭😭 101229195
Reposted by frumplestiltskinDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026“I can fix him” no you can’t, I took some of his parts 65914
Reposted by frumplestiltskintrouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I'm sorry I left your poncho on Alderaan. 1552
Reposted by frumplestiltskinJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/09/2026(forgetting the name of klondike bars) i'll have a cold pocket 361631161
Reposted by frumplestiltskinSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I was out taking pictures of insects in the Queen Anne’s lace and a wealthy widow from Seattle had me shipped to her home as an objet d’art 711929
Reposted by frumplestiltskinHaunted dial-up tone @americaonline.bsky.social · 27/08/2026My blood runs cold My memory has just been sold My grandpa is a juggalo (Grandpa is a juggalo) 1121
Reposted by frumplestiltskinGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 26/08/2026one of the cabbage patch kids just scheduled a colonoscopy 1375
Reposted by frumplestiltskinregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 26/08/2026just lost two load-bearing “they do not make em like that anymore” style performers 224330
