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erick (friend of draculas) @ericktheblue.bsky.social · 11h

So excited to try my new body wash tomorrow i dont think ill be able to sleep tonight

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Fixins’ Bar @fixinsbar.bsky.social · 5h

Regret taking the Humpty Dance for granted. Thought there would be more chances to do the hump

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 9h

Typically they frown on you fucking the particle accelerator.

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 14h

BABY WE WERE BORN TO PUN

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crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 20h

how many Babybels does it take to seal the top of a bottle of Maker's Mark?

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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 22h

WE RANKED THE TEN MOST UNHINGED THINGS TO DO TO A CHILI DOG OUTSIDE A TASTEE-FREEZ (YOU WONT BELIEVE NUMBER 1 😱)

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I’m officially old now guys I get the senior discount at the weed shop. and then there’s the inexplicable urge to play steely dan …

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

at my sexiest when struggling to understand social cues

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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My favorite band is The California Raisins

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

as i walk through the hidden valley of the shadow of ranch

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Me, when I’m showing someone a photo and they grab my phone

Mrs. Britt making a shocked face during the senate hearing

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Chauncey Yaunders @chaunceyyaunders.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

dario imodium

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

McDonald’s Cashier: [sinister giggle] Here’s your “dirty” Dr. Pepper.

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Not feeling this entire week* *life

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I'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

this must be what god felt like when he built neck vertebrae -my kid filling her chicken jockey pez

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A whisk is not a very good sex toy, if we’re being honest.

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 27/09/2026

with the advent of AI data centers, I have finally stopped being the biggest waste of everyone's time and resources

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GenAAaarghhvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The worst part about having plans is the being awake

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Having my yard marked so I don't accidentally hit any underground utilities when burying a body.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

(cat porn music) bow chicka meow meow

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

a baby named Milton

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's ironic to be called a “pathological liar” when you invented the term.

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You hate me? So you’re saying you have feelings for me?

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 22/09/2026

[googling] how to become a cat

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Lots of closeted dads looking for handjobs in the park tonight, it’s like a buffet.

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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

[pulling a cat out of my emotional support hoodie] here hold this i got an xxl and theres like 6 more tucked in here

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Hi, I'm Julie and your dad's an alcoholic.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Standing outside Burger King just doing hip thrusts like a fuckin maniac.

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Band called Pissy and the Shits

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Harbinger Of Mundane @harbingerofmundane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

She said I was off-putting, but I told her I’d never quit pudding…

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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Gonna pull a Star Wars by selling myself to Disney and having large chunks of my existence declared non-canon.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Sorry I did the lambada with your mom at church on Sunday.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I talk a lot of shit about LinkedIn but you should see what I say about Bluesky over there

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Chicken the Friendly Ghost @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I've been really into toast, lately. I think I might be a toast person now.

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erick (friend of draculas) @ericktheblue.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Thought buying a guitar would make me cooler and, yeah, it did

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 10/09/2026

there should be a 38 Least Influential Bluesky Accounts

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Grievy™️, the #1 funeral gravy

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I’m a fanatic for attic fans.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

predictive text is a gateway drug to artificial intelligence

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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I have decided to become more insane.

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erick (friend of draculas) @ericktheblue.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I got new glasses and none of you noticed 😤

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Before a job interview, strike a heroic pose in the mirror and forcefully state: They say to use the right tool for the job... well I AM the right tool for this job!

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

She used air quotes when she said, “I love you,” so I have a really good feeling about this.

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

do you think fish know which bubbles are farts

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Fixins’ Bar @fixinsbar.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

And just how serious is this moonlight, David?

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Fixins’ Bar @fixinsbar.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Got a side hustle teaching people how to get a side hustle, so if anybody wants to learn how to get a side hustle teaching others how to get a side hustle, hit me up

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

selflessly making it about me

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