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Reposted by Neon Genesis Ivermectinjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The actor who plays the monster in The Fly is the same guy who plays the scientist at the beginning of the movie. Makes me wish i paid more attention lol. Time for a rewatch 281361157
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Reposted by Neon Genesis IvermectinBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 28/09/2026I hate the phrase “don’t yuck someone’s yum” but that’s no longer enough. You have to affirm everyone else’s tastes and fuck that. Grow a thicker skin. 528721
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Neon Genesis Ivermectin @excessively.online · 26/09/2026Inadvertently discovered the opposite of Infinite Jest when my phone autocorrected it to Limited Jesse 000
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Neon Genesis Ivermectin @excessively.online · 18/09/2026I felt compelled to post this in a moment of vulnerability after being fired for the first time in my life, and this morning I just accepted a phenomenal job offer. Manifesting! 001
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Neon Genesis Ivermectin @excessively.online · 27/08/2026lmao my company just demoed its new AI chatbot in an all hands meeting and it failed on literally the first prompt 000
Reposted by Neon Genesis Ivermectindr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 27/08/2026the fact that democrats can decide to something pointless, like risking midterm success to censure an annoying streamer, and a whole cadre of voters will dutifully fall in line is super instructive on one point: if democrats decided to do smart things those same people would fall right in line 432661360
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Reposted by Neon Genesis IvermectinBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Hapless rube in commercial for AI: Gemini, what does the recipe mean by, “finish by broiling on top rack for 4 minutes”? 😩 Gemini: Amazing job on the cooking! It can be scary. First of all, an oven is like an epic car without wheels that gets hot 049153
Reposted by Neon Genesis Ivermectinjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 18/07/2026It's called The Odyssey because the odyence will see it 171185160
Reposted by Neon Genesis IvermectinEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 16/07/2026you're absolutely right - your grandma is in danger, and I'm going to make sure she gets the iTunes gift cards she needs to survive 81143227
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Reposted by Neon Genesis Ivermectinshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 07/07/2026always hearing terrible news about that platner guy. at this point i wouldn't be surprised if it came out that he had an actual nazi tattoo on his chest. i bet everyone would immediately cease supporting him to avoid embarrassing themselves, if that happened 223101421
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Reposted by Neon Genesis IvermectinNetscape @netscape.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I feel like getting Stevie Nicks to sing at your wedding is like having your baby delivered by a mortuary 638147
Neon Genesis Ivermectin @excessively.online · 02/07/2026Neurotypical person: “making lists helps keep me on task :)” My ADHD ass: taking over a week to notice a houseguest wrote “buttpoop” on my to-do list 010
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Neon Genesis Ivermectin @excessively.online · 21/06/2026Fond memories of playtesting the Ghostbusters game here for several weeks before they realized my mic wasn't actually recording 020
