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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Many of our problems will be solved when I perfect my ultimate technique

Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 28/09/2026

People who lose a sense will often have one of their other senses gain more acuity to make up for it. Which is why blind people can tell precisely how hungry they are

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 24/09/2026

Fantasy novel: the day that the city of Burgûz was consumed by the Dark Flame would come to be known in the records of the Great Archives as The Collapse Real life: we call it 9/11 because it happened on September 11th

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 12/09/2026

Cyclops but his dick is constantly cumming unless he wears a special ruby quartz condom

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 10/09/2026

We’re both the cucks in the relationship. We both watch one guy jack off

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 29/08/2026

One of your HOMIES is hungry. You can equip your HOMIES with FOOD from the HOMIES menu. Try assigning the BURGER you just purchased to GREGOR.

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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

[Jonah doing stand up] and then there was Covid. Remember Covid ? Yep. This guy remembers Covid. I spent a lot of time inside during Covid. Yeah. Inside a whale!

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 09/08/2026

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 06/08/2026

Trying out new fetishes like they’re hobbies. “Yeah I’ve been jacking off to popping balloons recently. Don’t know if I’m going to stick with it”

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 28/07/2026

Cuck giving his wife the Heimlich manoeuvre because she’s choking on their bull’s cock. Sorry

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 22/07/2026

Ceci n'est pas un cheeseburger - René Magritteville

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 16/07/2026

Listening to St. Anger, eh

Diablo 4 item randomly named “Awful Snare”

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 08/07/2026

The fellows at the gentlemen’s club were delighted when informed that my spirited wife insists on calling me “father” in our marital bed

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 06/07/2026

Getting charged 150,000 gold because your plan only covers hexes and not curses, and the wizards who abjured you is out of network. Is this even a joke. It’s really just find/replacing words

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 30/06/2026

Wise orangutan carefully assembling Dragunov rifle

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 07/06/2026

“Serving cunt” can mean two things. Either you are dressed very impressively and looking great, or there’s an American in your cafe

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 15/05/2026

List of famous duos that aren’t friends irl: Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman Penn and Teller Key and Peele Siegfried and Roy’s tigers Snap and Crackle are but Pop isn’t

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 14/11/2025

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 29/11/2025

Watching a BangBus video when there’s an audible thump. The video cuts and it goes back to the sex but everyone looks nervous and distant

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 30/04/2026

Sorry I’ve been off this site for a while. I was on a mission to travel to the Voyager 1 probe and add Starlight by the Supermen Lovers to the Golden Record

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 30/03/2026

I hate when I get to work and a bunch of quest markers appear

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 20/03/2026

Hooking my sybian up to a UPS in case of an outage

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 02/03/2026

I don’t consider myself especially greedy, so I don’t see what harm it could do if I delved a little deeper. I don’t think anybody else should though

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 27/02/2026

My entire personal philosophy can be summed up with this tweet and this Brian Eno quote. No punchline

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vrunt @vrunt.social · 25/02/2026

i think this job has driven him insane but he does make salient points from time to time. credit where credit is due, he can be oddly poignant for such a bizarre man. much love to northernlion

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 18/02/2026

Guy who thinks height differences in relationships are problematic

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 11/02/2026

When I was digitising my music collection and manually entering all the metadata, I copied the title of ODB’s 1999 album from Wikipedia so I wouldn’t have to type it out. That’s called being an ally

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 10/02/2026

Hey, excited to introduce myself. I’m the guy at YouTube who set it up so when you watch a video labelled “Episode 8” the next video to play is “Episode 11.” I get paid $200,000 a year and my children don’t talk to me

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 04/02/2026

This is barely an idea but I keep thinking about a comedy cover act who only performs in bars and just tells other peoples’ jokes

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 22/01/2026

I have no lore. My backstory is paper thin. My wikia entry is a stub and marked for deletion

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 15/01/2026

I hold up the sword and look down its length. “Incredible,” I say. “This is an ancient sword of the Vac’neth. We have long since lost the technology to forge steel as they once did. Which is basically fine, because they weren’t very good. We have much better swords now”

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 11/01/2026

In the future you will be able to download a horse directly to your living room

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 11/01/2026

Yuko wants to grill. so we will grill

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 06/01/2026

Son giving me a firm handshake on my deathbed

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 03/01/2026

2026 starting out really well! Looking like it’s going be a banner year for Society

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 28/12/2025

I will never watch a “video podcast.” Podcasts are for listening to when I’m on the bus. Are you watching videos on the bus. Are you even on the bus

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 24/12/2025

That is not dead which can eternal lie, Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 15/12/2025

Dude it’s disgusting how all the most powerful people in the world were on some rich audiophile’s island listening to low bitrate music. man I dunno the posts can’t all be good

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Chuck Tantrum @goatse.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

I bought this before Jared went crazy

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 27/11/2025

Hi everyone, I’m excited to talk about what we’ve been working on for the last few years: we’re proud to announce that in 2026 we’re launching Depression 2! It will provide the same Depression experience you’re used to, with some fantastic new features we think you’re going to love

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 22/11/2025

Throwing a hotdog directly into my buddy’s mouth like a dart

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illy bocean 🏝️ @illybocean.boontavista.com · 08/11/2025

Frank Sinatra’s first draft

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 29/10/2025

Aragorn gently touching the shards of the Sybian that rocked Sauron's puss clean off

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 12/10/2025

Apparently Marilyn Manson had one of his arm bones removed so he could jack himself off

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 09/10/2025

Alternative universe where instead of investing all the money in the world into generative AI, tech companies spent trillions trying to invent smellovision

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 03/10/2025

𝚞/𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚢𝟷𝟾𝟽𝟹𝟿 [𝙱𝚎𝚎𝚛 𝙽𝚘𝚘𝚋] Hey! I just tried a “Budweiser,” really enjoyed it! Anyone have any suggestions for my second beer? 𝚞/𝙴𝚕𝙲𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚣𝚊𝚂𝚞𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚘 [𝙱𝚛𝚎𝚠𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 🥇] Maybe come back when you’ve had your first beer 🙄

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