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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker

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2/9ths of Peabody award winning podcast @boontavista.com Piss man with the ultimate skeleton

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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 24/06/2026
You can tell when somebody is desperate to be seen as smart when they post like this. Unfortunately I'm much smarter than them
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bird millman @mpoltonsimon.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Listen to @boontavista.com
Who is our favorite
Comedian of the week
2,500 Americans polled:
Ben
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Lucy
0%
Andrew
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Theo
0%
Mark
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play the theme
100%
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 24/06/2026
Comic by @pantspants.bsky.social

A disheveled man who has clearly just had the shit thoroughly kicked out of him is on the phone. His two adult sons are watching from behind. A speech bubble from the beaten man reads, “you kick my ass in front of my sons one more time and you’ll regret it, pal”
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 24/06/2026
Pokémon Go to the grave
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Jason The PPW Sound Guy also the 🐆🐻 is my champion... Sadly @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Dianne said:
Willlam Hobbs: dont worry guys

Willlam Hobbs: I have a plan

Willlam Hobbs has left the game.
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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 24/06/2026
Remember when those grade school kids begged Dianne Feinstein to do something about climate change and she said condescendingly "we know what we're doing" and then fell over and died
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Boonta Vista @boontavista.com · 24/06/2026
subscribe to Boonta Vista on Patreon to learn more about Charles Darwin
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BONUS PREVIEW: 9 Out Of 10 Toilets Agree You’re Shitting In Them
YouTube video by Boonta Vista
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Every candidate Zohran Mamdani backed won. So why does it feel like they all lost?
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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 24/06/2026
Was talking to somebody in my dream about One Battle After Another except my dream's name for it was Black Pendulum which honestly goes kinda hard
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 24/06/2026
yo! quick question mark, why are you on the "potential future stories" list in my research obsidian, filed under "look into this guy" also can you just quickly read this old tweet of yours out loud?
screenshot of an obisidan document, it says "look into this guy", attached below is a screenshot of a tweet by mark s zaid that says "i've gotten clearances for guys who had child porn issues"
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Aoḋán Ó Conġaile @tinydonkey.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Greatest opening of any podcast ever I am not exaggerating.
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🌙Evil Sonny Ross🌞 @sonnyross.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Listen to @boontavista.com
A postcard illustration of a DB class 101 theee phase electric locomotive with the caption “you too may become this”
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This joke is my favorite of the whole series:
static.klipy.com
Philip J Fry Presses Deploy Button
ALT: Philip J Fry Presses Deploy Button
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ripconman @ripconman.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Listen to @boontavista.com
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Pàra @para14.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Listen to @boontavista.com
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Dame Judi Dench with a speech bubble
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much like your posting @mlyp.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
listen to @boontavista.com
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Listen to bionta vista
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bird millman @mpoltonsimon.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Listen to Boonta Vista
Several eggs but one is twice the size of the others. What you might call a Big Egg

The caption says 

'My poor chicken': Manitoba hen's
'ginormous' egg weighs more than ...
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Tim @abigdumbbaby.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Listen to boonta vista
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
listen to boonta vista
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Ted Cruz Talk
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Sure to cause a “feeding” frenzy ... @theonion.com
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 06/06/2024
i will never steal again.
Grainy graphic with a cute, circular character that says, Why you should not be stealing.
• YOU MAKE PEOPLE SAD TO GET STOLEN FROM.
• YOU DON'T EARN THE STOLEN THINGS, WHICH SCULPTS THE SOUL IN AN UNBECOMING WAY.
• YOU COULD HAVE TOO MANY THINGS AND NOT ENOUGH SQUARE METERS FOR THEM.
• YOUR MENTORS WILL LOWER THEIR GAZE.
• THEY COULD CALL AN OFFICER.

(but sometimes it’s good to do)
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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 23/06/2026
Oh! Nerve stapling time
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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 23/06/2026
my body is a machine that transports authentication codes from my screen to my phone and some other supporting auxiliary functions
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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 23/06/2026
I Bought This After Elon Called That Diver A Paedo But Before He Did The Nazi Salute At The Inauguration
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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 22/06/2026
RIP Alan Greenspan... the free market has determined that an eternity in Hell is a fair price to pay for your labour
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 21/06/2026
holy shit
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
New app: do you want to enable notifications? Me: I don't even want to have this phone
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
[making no effort to catch up on the discourse] girth of the author
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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 21/06/2026
I'm worried CIA plants aren't what they used to be
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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 21/06/2026
The bit in the back half of Blackwater Park where the song kicks it up from 8 to 10 and the sickest slap bass part of all time inexplicably comes in might be the absolute pinnacle of metal. Hell it might be the pinnacle of music
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finrodsauronverynsfwprivatefolderdonotlook @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 20/06/2026
You know how in Pluribus Rhea Seehorn's character does not entertain the situation for even a second, and instead feels nothing but an anger that is piped deep from her humanity, and then when she encounters other humans she is unable to understand why they aren't angry? That's me and LLMs
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier
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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 20/06/2026
it rocks that this grifter is still going. hasn't even changed the podcast name despite it being, y'know. anyway web.archive.org/web/20240707...
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Thread by Fraude_101: The Muellershewrote Expose - A wild, chaotic ride ... - PingThread
The Muellershewrote Expose - A wild, chaotic ride through a Allison Gill's narrative world, where little is what it seems to be. Stay to the very end if you want your jaw to hit the floor.
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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 20/06/2026
I can't seem to download photos from Plex so now it looks like I have a multi-hour ordeal setting up SMB on Arch ahead of me :(
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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 20/06/2026
lmao I got it too from Gizmodo. looks like a fun little bootstrapping script:
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Zoran: Good morning Rama my wife. Rama: hello Mamdani
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
This is what they make the American guy look like in anime
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The Bricked Up Homie @prefectbeanis.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Two tamagotchi screens with the captions/expressions of "I like toxins" and "my dream is eat dirt"
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
god it had to have been 2014ish? he was going through so many bits lol
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Kinell @sinistercinemastudios.art · 18/06/2026
28H

r/TwoSentenceHorror

1h

18 NSFW

"Wow, I'm so glad my camouflage allows me to blend into this wall!" I said to myself.

Little did I know, the man who fucks walls was rapidly approaching.

Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/TwoSentenceHorror

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im jared @mightnot.fail · 17/06/2026
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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 17/06/2026
That's right: it's time for The Big Bigpeeler Movie
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Saw a post earlier today saying it was weird that we all feel the need to riff on a handful of weird things every day like that lady doing the cheeto video but I view it the opposite way where every day all posters get our assigned Iron Chef set up and bring forward our special dishes to the judges
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