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Neon Genesis Ivermectin @excessively.online · 2h
Narcissists absolutely love it when you set healthy boundaries
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
wait those Taylor Swift songs are real?
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The actor who plays the monster in The Fly is the same guy who plays the scientist at the beginning of the movie. Makes me wish i paid more attention lol. Time for a rewatch
the monster in The Fly the same actor playing the scientist at the beginning of the movie
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Neon Genesis Ivermectin @excessively.online · 28/09/2026
Big ass W
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
when you’re undoing the twist tie on a new loaf of bread and you were actually twisting it the other way, it’s because they made it look that way on purpose. they do it to humiliate and embarrass you but it really only reflects on them. pathetic really
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 28/09/2026
I hate the phrase “don’t yuck someone’s yum” but that’s no longer enough. You have to affirm everyone else’s tastes and fuck that. Grow a thicker skin.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.
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Neon Genesis Ivermectin @excessively.online · 27/09/2026
Holy shit, I didn’t think it could get any worse than his Steve Jobs biopic
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Neon Genesis Ivermectin @excessively.online · 27/09/2026
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/09/2026
i hate when a video game character lurches, stumbles and falls over for dramatic effect. i pressed the run button while operating under the implicit assumption it would make my little guy run. you have knowingly broken a sacred compact
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Neon Genesis Ivermectin @excessively.online · 26/09/2026
Is he, you know, a “friend of Tinashe?”
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Neon Genesis Ivermectin @excessively.online · 26/09/2026
Inadvertently discovered the opposite of Infinite Jest when my phone autocorrected it to Limited Jesse
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Permit data artistry with your stunning info? 😃 🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀 ✨ Surrender my personals ✨ 🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀 🤮ᵃˢˢᵉʳᵗ ᵐʸ ᶜʳᵘᵈᵉ ᵖʳᵉᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᶜᵉ🤮
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All serious like I’m making an actual point: when are democrats gonna go back to lip service and pablum instead of making concrete promises
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026
i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
mitch mcconnell, sit your white ass down and listen! NO NOT LIKE THAT!!! -how you all sound right now
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Boasting to the world of his mass terrorist atrocity:
Netanyahu showing off a pager during his speech at the UN
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 24/09/2026
Stop inventing shit the humans in Wall-E use
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes a drug trip is a profound experience where you realize that you’ve been carrying pain in your heart for years, that you can forgive yourself. Other times you come up with a concept called “gay money” (money that’s gay) and you text your friend “gay money” days later. Both are healing. ❤️‍🩹
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Neon Genesis Ivermectin @excessively.online · 22/09/2026
Apparently it's at Sons of Hermann Hall now? I suppose there are worse places for a goth night than the police station from Robocop
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you think that the working class is just guys with hard hats you should go work at a call center for a year
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Neon Genesis Ivermectin @excessively.online · 18/09/2026
I felt compelled to post this in a moment of vulnerability after being fired for the first time in my life, and this morning I just accepted a phenomenal job offer. Manifesting!
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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
(photoshopped CNN shot of the new york skyline covered in smoke from 9/11)
MOMENTS AGO
(chyron:) BREAKING NEWS
CANNABIS LEGALIZED IN THE STATE OF NEW YORK
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Neon Genesis Ivermectin @excessively.online · 10/09/2026
no weapon formed against me shall prosper, playboy
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I can’t believe Paul Schrader turned out to be a weird crank whose increasingly extreme views are isolating him from society
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
ten years later its still the best thing they ever put on tv
twin peaks 3. tracy brought coffee
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Neon Genesis Ivermectin @excessively.online · 27/08/2026
lmao my company just demoed its new AI chatbot in an all hands meeting and it failed on literally the first prompt
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the fact that democrats can decide to something pointless, like risking midterm success to censure an annoying streamer, and a whole cadre of voters will dutifully fall in line is super instructive on one point: if democrats decided to do smart things those same people would fall right in line
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girls 2 @jazzcatte.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
its SO fucked up that in the time since he recorded that line, capitalists corrupted space
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
(learning 1 thank you is more powerful than 1000 sorrys): thank you for having a son i backed over in my suv
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 16/08/2026
9/11 should have happened to hogwarts
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 10/08/2026
huge efficiency boost for society: make cops deliver doordash, including when responding to crimes
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The TikTok girlies are referring to Amanda Palmer as “steampunk Ghislaine Maxwell” and damn
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Jay Castello 🌻 @jaymcastello.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
something horrifying has come to me in a vision
a venn diagram where the three circles are "no one can afford graphics cards," "running out of IP to remake over and over," and "ongoing strangling nostalgia effect," and the central overlap is "upcoming AAA "demake" trend."
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Realistic take on Spec Ops: The Line featuring a chilling moment where, during a routine white phosphorus bombing of civilians, the player accidentally kills an enemy combatant
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Hapless rube in commercial for AI: Gemini, what does the recipe mean by, “finish by broiling on top rack for 4 minutes”? 😩 Gemini: Amazing job on the cooking! It can be scary. First of all, an oven is like an epic car without wheels that gets hot
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I must warn you, this page is extremely
dope, if you have any sort of problems
handling dopeness, please be forewarned.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It's called The Odyssey because the odyence will see it
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 16/07/2026
you're absolutely right - your grandma is in danger, and I'm going to make sure she gets the iTunes gift cards she needs to survive
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Street Sharks Explained 🇨🇺🇵🇸 @gaykwon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
caleb
@CountCaleb
lindsey graham died and my first thought was man he had that banger tweet about snack wraps and I realized that was newt gingrich damn he ain't had no legacy at all
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Neon Genesis Ivermectin @excessively.online · 09/07/2026
get the fuck out of here
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
always hearing terrible news about that platner guy. at this point i wouldn't be surprised if it came out that he had an actual nazi tattoo on his chest. i bet everyone would immediately cease supporting him to avoid embarrassing themselves, if that happened
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
They say it takes 43 muscles to frown, and 17 muscles to smile, which is why i try to remain expressionless at all times
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I feel like getting Stevie Nicks to sing at your wedding is like having your baby delivered by a mortuary
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Neon Genesis Ivermectin @excessively.online · 02/07/2026
Neurotypical person: “making lists helps keep me on task :)” My ADHD ass: taking over a week to notice a houseguest wrote “buttpoop” on my to-do list
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