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Drucifer

@drucifix.bsky.social
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I think I forgot how to post good
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
superman gets tired of pretending to be clark kent but misses being a journalist, so he writes an extremely popular blog about inedible items -- concrete, depleted uranium, molten steel -- and what they taste like
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Drucifer @drucifix.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
"Mom, can we go see 200 Stab Wounds?" "We have 200 Stab Wounds at home." 200 Stab Wounds at home:
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Drucifer @drucifix.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
This is how you guarantee that you get folks pissing on the Alamo in tribute: www.billboard.com/music/rock/t...
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woe platinum @esvrld.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Real Astronomer Reacts to Astronomer Coldplay Scandal
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Drucifer @drucifix.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I just had a terrible idea : Siouxsie and the Blowfish
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
Laser of the American Gladiators commands you "Call me communion, I'm that cracker with the juice!"
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/07/2024
tell me without telling me that you’re behind on your child support payments
Tesla Cybertruck with custom red, black, and white finish designed to resemble Eddie Van Halen’s guitar.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 29/06/2024
An ad on the side of a vending machine reads "Dwink, Refwesh, Natuwal"

Homestar Runner has been photoshopped in the bottom left
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 29/06/2024
that “opposites attract” shit does NOT work. women HATE when you dress up like a hip hop cartoon cat
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
They Should Invent A Strain Of Weed That Feels Like Not Having Tinnitus
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
cool i'll be on the computer too most likely
RFK Jr. says he'll answer debate questions live online
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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
to have a post go viral is to understand how god can hate his own creation
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kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
frisky frisk in risky fisk with risqué burlesque fix
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 18/06/2024
Telling my niece Amelia Earhart died cause she was adamant about having drink service in spite of turbulence
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 15/06/2024
Texting your most embarrassing friend, “I admire your commitment to a life of self-mortification!”
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 10/06/2024
that copy of your consciousness that is being tortured by a hypothetical future ai god isn't going to fuck you bro
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
Me: I'm having a heart attack My daughter: I'll get the defibrillator Me (grabbing her arm): no, get it now
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 07/06/2024
Using the maid-of-honor toast to ask if everyone is mad at me
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
ominous_latin_hymns_cathedral_reverb_muffled_rain_sounds_to_fuck_to.mp3
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Rina ᓚᘏᗢ @rinya.tgirl.gay · 01/06/2024
Happy pride month you all!!!
A pic of the word "PRIDE MONTH" repeated several times, each time letters fading until at the end whats left is the loss meme.
There is a small edited in pic of the loss character holding a rainbow flag.
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Drucifer @drucifix.bsky.social · 23/05/2024
post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden or alice in chains
Ulver - Nattens Madrigal
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 13/05/2024
Every time someone tells me they went to Harvard, I say enthusiastically, "Roll tide!"
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 14/05/2024
You can blast my baja if you know what I mean (please tell me)
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cat damon @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
[porn director pulls me aside] you gotta quit saying "golly"
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 14/05/2024
"tits or ass?" honestly bro, a lifetime of being second-guessed and undermined at every turn has left me with a pathological inability to form preferences. but bro, if you need me to make a decision, I can pick one essentially at random and then commit to lying about it for as long as we are friends
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 26/04/2024
"I can't operate on this boy", says the doctor, pulling down his mask. "because I am the famous clown pagliacci" "but he will die if you do nothing.", says a nurse, terrified "then he will die.", says the clown
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 09/05/2024
Of all the interactions I’ve had on here this probably actually is the one that made me the happiest
Me: If you had a liqueur-sponsored dance party at a Chicago gay bar and called it Carly Rae Jeppson’s, that name would be a malörtmanteau

Steve Albini: I feel equally that you should get an award for this and also go to prison.
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 29/04/2024
Novelty Coffee Cup That Says Everyone Can Tell That You're Developing A Knife Kink
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 09/05/2024
i'm a bitch/i'm a lover can't believe/it's not butter
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 04/05/2024
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your man doesn't have the mental strength to caramelize onions
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your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions
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Who's fucking carmelizing onions?
Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?
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do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions
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your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 03/05/2024
They never show you the back of the cross at church because they crucified a second guy on it to save wood and he was having a good time with it
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 02/05/2024
sitting in my car after work poring over conspiracy theories, a cup of colloidal silver in one hand, a rainbow pile of unregulated supplements in the other. my 6-cd changer plays a pure 369hz tone. as i listen, i become despondent about receipt paper and begin to weep.
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
Girl, why you crying? Is it because I have impressed you with my capoeira?
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 01/05/2024
Once my ponytail grows long enough I’m gonna start practicing my samurai sword in the front yard.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 09/04/2024
Raised In A Cave (rerun)
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 09/04/2024
I’d like to work in a hospital cafeteria so I can say, “That’s just what the doctor ordered,” all day.
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 01/04/2024
Sephiroth (floating in mid air with a single black angel wing from his back): in the live stream. straight up "jorking it". and by "it" haha, well, let's just say.Sephiroth (whispering directly into Cloud's ear): My peanits
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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 28/03/2024
Groom: “This is Brian. He’s my Best Man.” Brian: “Hey! I’m thrilled to finally meet you!” Groom: “And this,” [sighing and rubbing temples] “This is Keith. He’s my Worst Man.” Keith: “Hi! It’s so great to … wait, what?” Groom: “Shut the fuck up, Keith.”
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 28/03/2024
Based on all the signs, Easter must be like Christmas for churches.
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ceej @ceej.online · 25/03/2024
dying on everest must be so embarrassing. hey look everybody, I'm bad at my hobby
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