Reposted by Drucifer PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 03/10/2025I think I forgot how to post good 611448 0
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Drucifer @drucifix.bsky.social · 24/07/2025"Mom, can we go see 200 Stab Wounds?" "We have 200 Stab Wounds at home." 200 Stab Wounds at home: 010 0
Drucifer @drucifix.bsky.social · 23/07/2025This is how you guarantee that you get folks pissing on the Alamo in tribute: www.billboard.com/music/rock/t... 020 0
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Drucifer @drucifix.bsky.social · 12/07/2025I just had a terrible idea : Siouxsie and the Blowfish 4275 0
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Reposted by DruciferArlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 29/06/2024that “opposites attract” shit does NOT work. women HATE when you dress up like a hip hop cartoon cat 5599 0
Reposted by DruciferJana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 24/06/2024They Should Invent A Strain Of Weed That Feels Like Not Having Tinnitus 2649 0
Reposted by Drucifermore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 26/06/2024cool i'll be on the computer too most likely 220921 0
Reposted by Druciferhappy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 20/06/2024to have a post go viral is to understand how god can hate his own creation 215950 0
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Reposted by DruciferTamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 18/06/2024Telling my niece Amelia Earhart died cause she was adamant about having drink service in spite of turbulence 0102 0
Reposted by DruciferKAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 15/06/2024Texting your most embarrassing friend, “I admire your commitment to a life of self-mortification!” 1558 0
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Reposted by DruciferTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 16/10/2023Me: I'm having a heart attack My daughter: I'll get the defibrillator Me (grabbing her arm): no, get it now 726755 0
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Drucifer @drucifix.bsky.social · 23/05/2024post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden or alice in chains 010 0
Reposted by Drucifermean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 13/05/2024Every time someone tells me they went to Harvard, I say enthusiastically, "Roll tide!" 924240 0
Reposted by Drucifer🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 14/05/2024You can blast my baja if you know what I mean (please tell me) 44528 0
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Reposted by DruciferJana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 14/05/2024"tits or ass?" honestly bro, a lifetime of being second-guessed and undermined at every turn has left me with a pathological inability to form preferences. but bro, if you need me to make a decision, I can pick one essentially at random and then commit to lying about it for as long as we are friends 417541 0
Reposted by DruciferJana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 26/04/2024"I can't operate on this boy", says the doctor, pulling down his mask. "because I am the famous clown pagliacci" "but he will die if you do nothing.", says a nurse, terrified "then he will die.", says the clown 127352 0
Reposted by DruciferDennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 09/05/2024Of all the interactions I’ve had on here this probably actually is the one that made me the happiest 7715108 0
Drucifer @drucifix.bsky.social · 09/05/2024Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaelippohfffx 000 0
Reposted by DruciferJana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 29/04/2024Novelty Coffee Cup That Says Everyone Can Tell That You're Developing A Knife Kink 2368 0
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Reposted by Druciferlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 03/05/2024They never show you the back of the cross at church because they crucified a second guy on it to save wood and he was having a good time with it 2608 0
Reposted by DruciferKAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 02/05/2024sitting in my car after work poring over conspiracy theories, a cup of colloidal silver in one hand, a rainbow pile of unregulated supplements in the other. my 6-cd changer plays a pure 369hz tone. as i listen, i become despondent about receipt paper and begin to weep. 735753 0
Drucifer @drucifix.bsky.social · 02/05/2024It looks to be a whole fuckin thing : www.dallasobserver.com/news/in-the-...dallasobserver.comIn the Boy Scouts' Police-in-Training Program, a History of AbuseDozens of teenage Explorers have been sexually assaulted by the cops they hoped to emulate. 010 0
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Reposted by DruciferMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 01/05/2024Once my ponytail grows long enough I’m gonna start practicing my samurai sword in the front yard. 110442 0
