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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑

@donutscoffeeme.bsky.social
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Queen of stoner munchies. Cat lady. Hedonistic trollop. Fat kid. NSFWish. Pervy humor. General silliness. Mental health realness. Body positive. 42. She/her. FDT. 🌷🌻🍉🏳️‍🌈 Buy me a donut? Cashapp & Venmo: donutscoffeeme buymeacoffee.com/donutscoffeeme

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 2h
The only time I've ever purchased a politician's merch was in 2016. I got a Gary Johnson teeshirt to wear to a family event so the pro-Trump and pro-Hillary people would leave each other alone and agree that I was an idiot. It worked well. I was a unifier.
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 9h
Thanks. Right now I'm taking any loss as progress. Any intentional movement without pain is a win.
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 10h
I would also like to state for the record that I'm doing this on stupid hard mode with PMOS, ADHD, perimenopause making them both worse, chronic migraines, managing an AuDHD child with a chronic illness, and a partially torn ligament in my ankle. This will never be quick or a straight line.
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 11h
Even with a hospital day (multiple take out meals) and my parents visiting (indulgent food all weekend) I'm still making downward progress. When I restarted on Sept 1, my first goal was 10 pounds down by my birthday. Which is in 2 days, and I made it 🥰 Please clap.
Chart showing weight loss progress since September 1. Purple line with a downward trend, total of 10.4 down.
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not killing the mood but punching it a bit
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 11h
they should make a lunch capable of surviving the ride to work
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 11h
Imagine if social media didn’t exist and we were stuck with all these thoughts in our heads?
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Phantom Limb @hyde85.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah, and next time you see him, tell him to keep my city out of his fucking mouth.
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 11h
This breakfast smoothie is 435 calories with 54 grams of protein and trace amounts of joy.
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 21h
Absolutely cannot blame you.
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 21h
But did you see how sexy it is?
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 23h
Gonna use this as my dating app picture.
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 23h
Just saying...
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 23h
Layers of peanut butter and chocolatey goodness. Probably the sexiest picture I've posted.
Picture of the dessert described in the above post.
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 23h
Getting older isn’t so bad if you can tolerate having a body that always hurts
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Anyone who blocks me I just go on my alt and post my boobs under their political posts
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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hydrate so you don't have to
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Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Since the junk in my trunk is mostly cheese, I will now refer to it as my dairyere
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 07/10/2026
i don't care about liberty biberty, flo is still the hottest insurance spokesperson
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A Charlie Brown sequel where he duct-tapes the football to a wall and launches a rocket-propelled grenade at it
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My happy place is a medically induced coma.
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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
im just offal i say with a wink as i turn myself inside out
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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
❌ colonoscopy prep ☑️ shitmaxxing
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i keep my eyes closed when people look at me so the despair doesn’t spaghettify them like a black hole
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If we meet, just know I’ve recently acquired an espresso machine so that’s all I’ll be talking about
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is how I sext, btw.
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No deal, I need it in my mouth.
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'll risk it 😏
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
[NSFWish] Fat Chick Lingerie content for plus size appreciation day. Appreciate me! (Only if you want to. I'm not your real dad.) As always. Look if you're into that kinda thing. If not? That's none of my business.
Me, a pale chonky bitch, laying down in a pretty green lace lingerie set.
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Chocolate cake, hot fudge sauce, Reese's oreos, peanut butter cream made with Reese's peanut butter, and mini Reese's on top.
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Date night idea: Bend me over the table so we can both reach this delicious Reese's trifle I made.
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The apocalypse is coming (Charges Vibrators)
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When I grow up I wanna be a unicorn
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
i used to do stuff but now i just try to survive the things
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes I understand I sent you that spicy message last week. I was a different person then. I was ovulating.
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Where's the rest of it? 👀
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Of course I want you to fall in love with me, but it needs to be this weird ass broken version of me. Not the version you imagine me to be.
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have a few special skills 😏
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sucking up the warmth with my cold hands.
White coffee mug with black text. "I love to wrap both my hands around it and swallow."
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Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Am I Bsky-ing wrong? No Julies have followed me.
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Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
The speed limit is whatever song im listening to
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is it nuts to have a sex dream about Mr. Peanut?
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Another day I’m forced to get out of the bed nest. Bullshit.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the president: let’s murder all citizens in blue cities the media: he speaks in riddles it’s unclear what he really means
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She's a 10 but she lures sailors to their death with her enchanted song
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
would you like that with or without a hint of irony we do both here
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Deleted for your comfort.
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My favourite party trick is not going.
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sorry I'm late, I was assimilated by an extraterrestrial parasite at a remote Antarctic research station.
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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whoever has my voodoo doll, would you kindly pull the pin from my sinuses and scape it right above my bra line? No, a little more to the right. My right. Up. Up. Too far, down. Right there.
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