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Kate Lingley 龍梅若 @klingley.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Buddhism in the wild (photo by Jerry Feldman, Target Honolulu)

View of an end-cap display at Target, with a sign above it saying “Must have!” The shelves are empty.

Space Moddity (they/them) @doktormod.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

For those of you who don't think my new death metal song "Soap In My Wiener Hole" brings it hard enough has obviously never had soap in their weiner hole

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

My cats are always trying to get on my plate and snatch my food but they never let me have even ONE bite of their piece of cardboard

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

that’s not very right about now of you, funk soul brother

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

i feel ya , slime mold 😬

Physicists discover how slime mold ‘makes decisions’ without a brain 🤨

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Space Moddity (they/them) @doktormod.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Tip for people new to polyamory: Try to spec your partners into different roles. You'll need at least one tank partner, one healer partner, and two DPS partners.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I’d like to thank the BBC for trusting me to take over as showrunner of Doctor Who. I’ve got some big changes planned which I’m sure fans will love! For starters, instead of an alien from space, Doctor Who will now be a private investigator in Southern California who drives a Pontiac Firebird

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I would never do "ass play." That sounds frivolous and I am an adult. If I'm doing anything it's ass work

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

WIFE: I told you to call a plumber. ME: I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING.

A dog struggles with the business end of a water hose.

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

yeah im a top trespassing on private property

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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

hope you brought urine!

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Heard someone say “are you normal or are you progressive” and was about to be like wtf until I remembered I’m shopping for glasses

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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

Screenshot from the paywall on a Wired article that reads: “You’ve read your last free article.”

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Space Moddity (they/them) @doktormod.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

I haven't been around lately I've started a new job that Iove, being more social, and writing. Social media seems like an afterthought these days Really, I only pop on here once or twice a week to see if Orangetissimo is dead yet Anyway, sorry this wasn't weird or funny... Penis Did I fix it?

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

me: *unable to accept that im seeing a clown emerge from the sewer* stephen king: just lean into It me: what

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a girl sitting across from someone at a table in a restaurant. There’s a basket of some fried food and a glass of wine on the table. The girl, looking off, says “ever since your head got swapped with a viperfish—“ Panel 2: she continues, “it’s like… you’re a totally different person.” The girls expression is one of quiet pain. Panel 3: a guy with a viperfish for a head is sitting across from her at the table. He points to the food between them and asks, “were you gonna eat that last calamari?”

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

The toughest part about making maple syrup is figuring out what fucked-up shit will get the trees turned on enough to ejaculate.

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Space Moddity (they/them) @doktormod.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

[very TV spokesperson voice:] Neurodivergent and unreliable? Try Intention Pants™ They won't guarantee you get there on time — or at all — but they won't make your skin feel weird.

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Unfair that monk robes are cooler than nun robes, they should get to choose which outfit they like best when they get in there. Also unfair that you have to believe in a specific god to join a friendly communal gardening cult, they should get to choose which one they like best when they get in there

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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I’m always slightly disappointed when I see “Best Boy” in film and TV credits and there isn’t just a massive picture of a dog.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

of course i like to push the envelope . i work at staples, you idiot you stupid fucking idiot

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Space Moddity (they/them) @doktormod.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

An autistic dj who only plays their favorite song on repeat until the club closes down (TANK!, from Cowboy Bebop's opening credits)

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Rudy Giuliani has arrived at the Met Gala. He is dragging an IV drip behind him and oozing from at least one hole. He appears disoriented

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Breaking: The United States to send ground troops into Iran to find and remove its secret stockpile of ballrooms.

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Meira Kensky @meirazk.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

It’s both taco Tuesday and Cinco de Mayo, is it a singularity

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

My 87 year old father: son. Son! Look! Am I skubb now? Me, not looking up from my phone: yeah dad. Cool.

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

you don't need to restrict yourself to singing "thank you for being a friend." you can sing the Golden Girls theme in many situations. "Thank you for feeding the cats." "Thank you for checking the mail." "Thank you for making me come." et cetera

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Paradise by the Dashboard Light is my favorite song about eating a block of cheese alone in your car.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Types of tables, in order of preference: 1. Turntable 2. Table of Contents 3. Coffee Table 4. Table Tennis 5. Periodic Table 6. Multiplication Tables 7. Kiddie Table 8. Uncomfortable

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Don’t ask me how I know this, but my vagina can hard boil an egg. Timing is everything.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Barely Legal Ninja Turtles

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

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Space Moddity (they/them) @doktormod.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

When I think about all the years before I learned I was autistic and a friend would say, "You know that person was flirting with you? Like, a lot!" And I felt like a total dummy cause I don't get flirting. But flirting is dumb. Just tell me to stick it in. It'd save us both so much time and energy.

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Ⓙ. 🅱Ⓤ🆁Ⓡ🅴Ⓛ🅻Ⓞ Ⓢ🆄Ⓑ🅼Ⓐ🆁Ⓘ🅽Ⓔ @biginsanehappy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Me, after slamming my dick in a car door: I need a ballroom

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

me: i posted a banger at 6:00am but it didn’t slap & now im questioning why im even on sosh my gynecologist: what

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

That's helpful to know.

People experience less
anxiety and stress if they
sleep under a weighted
blanket that weighs at
least 240 pounds.

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Space Moddity (they/them) @doktormod.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

For those of you who think Autistics are as cold and unfeeling as media paints us out to be, I just dropped my donut on the sidewalk and became so overcome with grief that I cried like a little bitch

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