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Maggie Serota

@maggieserota.bsky.social
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Twitter’s Maggie Serota. Writer. Frequent podcast guest. maggieserota@substack.com

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 5h
Is your house overrun with singing, dancing skeletons?
A PSA style comic
Big text at the top says
Is your house overrun with singing, dancing skeletons?
Call 1-888-SKELETON today"

In the center, there's a concerned looking person holding a phone while skeletons that look sort of like the skeletons from the Silly Symphonies cartoon The Skeleton Dance dance in the background.
The person says to the phone
"is this 1-888-skeleton?"
"Yes, we have skeleton," comes the reply.
"I don't understand- do you get rid of the skeletons or bring more skeletons?"
"Yes," says the operator.
"What? D... D... Damnit," says the caller.

Big text at the bottom says "operators are standing by! Call now!"
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Justin Whalin. There’s a name I haven’t heard in years.
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Frank, this is Jimmy Hoffa"
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh good, another day on the internet where men are being loudly and willfully obtuse about sexual assault
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I want to see the essays.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of the Cornell students accused of gang rape, Scott Kretzschmar, denies it and says through his attorney that they are going to “confront” the survivor through the court system. I can already tell you that means victim-blaming, DARVO, and smears. She is going to need a lot more of our support.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They have a scanner at the entrance to CVS that erases one item you came here for from your brain instantly. No one will report on this.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Isaac Hayes & Kurt Russell on the set of ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK (1981)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“I remember seeing him on TV and thinking, ‘No, that can’t be Kash,’ but sure enough, there he was, addressing the nation about a missing person case.” — Daisy, local golden retriever
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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
no one loves their job more than this man
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if your post begins with an "umm," everything after the comma better be incredible
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Jesus, take the wheel
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
no way Scott Jennings had a 20-minute conversation with this man
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Barkann looking like Matthew Lesko’s Wario.
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I hope Malala had a good time at the Eagles game.
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Robert Pattinson “You see how this looks” still from Primetime.
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
get a life, bro
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wack.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 31/08/2026
Donald Trump if he isn’t interior decorating
Sick ET
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 04/09/2026
Calling it now: future Republican congressman www.tmz.com/2026/09/04/m...
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Man Gets Duct Taped to Seat on Flight After Allegedly Making Racist and Anti-Gay Remarks
11:14 AM PT -- A spokesperson for American Airlines tells TMZ ... "On Sept. 3, ​American ​Airlines ​flight 618 diverted to Baltimore ​(BWI) ​due to a disruptive customer. Upon arrival, law ​enforcemen...
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
how your email finds me
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
no worse feeling than when your senior cat is fading and you gotta make that quality of life assessment
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
bro isn't unemployed, he's waiting for the gift of sound and vision
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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hampshire College started with a grand promise: to serve as "a vehicle for the realization of self in society." This fall, the school will close its doors. I talked to some of its founders, faculty, students, administrators, and board members about what its loss means thebaffler.com/latest/class...
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Class Dismissed | Hannah Gais
Private liberal arts schools were never going to kickstart the revolution. But the closure of Hampshire College further narrows the political imaginary.
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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck
This 11,000-Year-Old Statue from Turkey Shows a Man Riding a Leopard.
Archaeologists Aren't Sure
Why
The strange sculpture reverses a recurring Stone Age motif of humans confronting dangerous predators.
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Live-action cartoon hybrid film about Elmer Fudd’s political rise based on Face in the Crowd.
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
gillian anderson picked a great time to seem like she might be doing a movie-length dolly impression
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I imagine painting must be therapeutic for Daffy.
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Left Coyote vs Acme with a huge smile on my face.
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 26/08/2026
The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It's too bad the Age of Discovery is over. I just found something
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
All the food is poisoned, but at least it’s also expensive as hell.
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I feel like an under-discussed aspect of that horrific Reggie Watts article is all the alleged financial abuse he inflicted on his Kat between all the free labor he got from Kat and her funding his merch. It sounds like he got everything he possibly could out of her before discarding her.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 22/08/2026
When everyone loves the way you’re handling beef prices
Trump looking like a dumbass in a big white cowboy hat
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Natalie Harp quoting Pride and Prejudice to a dude who used to fast-forward through Bloodsport to all the times dudes got kicked in the balls
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
lol @ Natalie Harp quoting Jane Austen in her devotional letters to the world’s least literate man
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
love when my cat gives me the Kubrick stare. can only lead to good things.
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Would love to read the cover letters for these.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
One perk of not being a member of the whca anymore and not having to do White House pool duty in rotation is I can easily decline being used as a potential explosion decoy by the dumbest, meanest asshole president who’s ever lived
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
would love to know what every reporter on that plane is thinking right about now
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
so there was a plausible scenario where It could have Happened and two hours later he would have popped out like ta-da jk
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 29/07/2026
what if I told you that the best song of the 1980s was “punk rock girl“? 
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I too worry the unaccountable force of immigrant hunters and domestic violence enjoyers isn’t vetted properly.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 05/01/2026
Plain and simple my politics is that nobody should be wealthy enough to make their insecurities my problem.
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My mom pulled one of these about an hour into The Odyssey.
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Jerry Seinfeld Trying to Leave
Alt: Jerry Seinfeld leaving The Producers while Larry David is bombing from Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 18/07/2026
Inspector Gadget with text "ACAB Includes Inspector Gadget what are you even inspecting mind your business"
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 17/07/2026
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