Reposted by Dead Serious Mickkorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 6hThat sense of impending doom means you’re finally thinking ahead! 0167
Reposted by Dead Serious MickUncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 18/03/2024If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says 15 miles to the 411245300
Reposted by Dead Serious MickCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 11/10/2026large sign outside a building says "masterclass on how to be more likeable" people walk in find their seats the murmuring dies down settles into silence a figure walks onto the stage takes a deep breath and speaks into the mic "stop being a fucking arsehole" returns mic to stand and walks off stage 19036
Reposted by Dead Serious MickFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026If you’re living your life vicariously through me, congratulations, you just bought yourself some nunchucks. 1223473
Reposted by Dead Serious MickJohn Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Liam Neeson: I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. Telemarketer: So…no on the extended warranty then? 115842
Reposted by Dead Serious MickTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 10/10/2026(deleting all of my unposted drafts about ska) discard, is coming like a ghost card 610541
Reposted by Dead Serious MickKellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 09/10/2026In a complicated relationship with taking it easy 415871
Reposted by Dead Serious MickFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Getting fit would increase my sex appeal and that’s a risk I just can’t take. 417971
Reposted by Dead Serious MickBrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’m white but not “saves all of the corks from my wine bottles” white. 614347
Reposted by Dead Serious MickBrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 09/10/2026this is somebody’s super bowl, not mine 13818
Reposted by Dead Serious MickMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 10/10/2026A mukbang video, but it’s just me eating Oreos while crying. 44913
Reposted by Dead Serious MickJax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 10/10/2026It's just me and the night, but we'd make room for you 2399
Reposted by Dead Serious Mickash @ashhull.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Just ate yogurt with a butter knife like some daredevil cause the spoons are in the dishwasher. 2836355
Reposted by Dead Serious MickCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This little guy, playing meerkat and, yes, spying on the neighbours again 😂 912929
Dead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I suspect we'd all eat less if our poop didn't magically disappear with a flush. 02211
Reposted by Dead Serious MickBetsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 06/10/2026would you like that with or without a hint of irony we do both here 211058
Reposted by Dead Serious MickHarbinger Of Mundane @harbingerofmundane.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I have 3 types of shorts… sleep shorts, round the house shorts and going out in public shorts 3184
Reposted by Dead Serious MickJack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Normalize saying you have a tongue boner when you’re excited about a meal. 19442
Dead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Squirrels are getting too friendly this time of year. I mean, a hand job? 194
Reposted by Dead Serious MickSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I don’t have much to add. Maybe don’t park under a walnut tree this time of year. 1822481
Reposted by Dead Serious MickMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026It wasn't me, is something I say way too often. 37853
Reposted by Dead Serious MickJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Ever since I was a little girl, I dreamt of losing my mind to a tiny screen that makes me sad. 5406136
Reposted by Dead Serious MickC. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026… are they made from real Girl Scouts? 25115
Reposted by Dead Serious MickJack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Me as a broke-ass erotic photographer: Her - What does is pay? Me - Nothing. But you get a lot of exposure. 1114
Reposted by Dead Serious MickViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 09/10/2026[guy compulsively hoarding his obscene wealth] Once the machine steals everyone’s jobs and money, things will be great 434873
Reposted by Dead Serious MickDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 09/10/2026it’s like ten thousand replies when all ya need is a like 011237
Dead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I squandered time, and now doth time squandered me 062
Reposted by Dead Serious MickTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Apocalypse story and the world is ok but there's just a last human being left on the internet. I've been hoarding a fine google of "to squander" in case it's me 25938
Dead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Our celebrations are rooted in pain and oppression hey how long til thanksgiving? 030
Reposted by Dead Serious MickJack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sometimes, I accidentally make eye contact with the piñata during the beating and see into its soul. "Why? Why is this happening to me?" After that, the candy just tastes like ashes in my mouth. 213048
Reposted by Dead Serious MickUsed Robot Salesman @urs-annex.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Not sayin' its been hot here, but wrote aboot 2,500 words of my protagonists traveling thru the desert. Oh, also saw a strange van -a bit long for normal, with "Medical Examiner" written on it. Realized it could probly fit like 2 stretchers. Ok - I'm sayin' its been really really hot here. 3247
Dead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026you ain't as dumb as you portend my friendzie 130
Reposted by Dead Serious MickDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Vote like it will kill them when they lose 1019550
Reposted by Dead Serious MickUsed Robot Salesman @urs-annex.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Okay serious...we've already been thru this 4 times. So I'll say it again, and maybe it will stick. The cunningham tightens the luff of a boom-footed sail by pulling downward on a cringle in the luff of a mainsail above the tack. Is that really so hard to fucking understand!? 83012
Reposted by Dead Serious MickAxer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 10/10/2026In my mad dash to incrementally cut all of the grass I forgot about one important factor: the narcoleptic fish. It spent most of the day in its favorite bucket but I got worried it flopped around and passed out on the kitchen floor 074
Reposted by Dead Serious MickTits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The number of watch lists I’m on is a source of great pride. 1114
Reposted by Dead Serious Mick𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026You can cry to ultravox in the rain, under the muted orange light of a street lamp ✨for free✨~and no one can stop you 3369
Reposted by Dead Serious Mick𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Broke up with my medieval bf because he kept referring to my vagina as an 𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙥𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙩𝙮 6392110
Reposted by Dead Serious MickJack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I promise you son, you don't want to text her that pic. She might be polite for your sake but this is all she sees. 912520
Reposted by Dead Serious MickDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Toss up with my mood tonight, do I post my boobs or my foot surgery scar 4715526
Reposted by Dead Serious Mickash @ashhull.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Whoever keeps saving my skeets we could be living together by now. 410434
Dead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The rum sweet spot is a sliding scale. Which is unfortunate. Or fortunate. 0112
