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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
Happy Dog Carcass in Alley Day to all who celebrate.
Sheesh, Rorschach, some of us are trying to eat.
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 11/10/2026
interesting—this article in the washington ghost claims the reason halloween isn’t scary anymore is because this latest clutch of zombies were all raised with too much screamtime
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
BENOIT BLANC: (walks on to kung fu movie) wHHat is this. Cratchin Tagga.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Brad Pitt appears to an elderly Jar Jar Binks in the hospital and tells him “Ebberyting ganna besa okeyday” in perfect Gunganese
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.
She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor
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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m glad time has vindicated Sebulba. Everyone was so cruel to him because he “tried to kill a child” during the Boonta Eve Classic even though he was literally Darth Vader
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Chuck Tantrum @goatse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
how does it feel / to ee ee like oo oo - blue monkey
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 06/10/2026
Religious liberty will always be framed as religious people’s right to freely oppress and exclude others
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Looking at pictures of boobs online. That's right, I found your family album!!!!
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s October and that means one thing youtu.be/XjjJUxYe0QU?...
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Type O Negative - Love You To Death Live
YouTube video by LOL425425
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Grace @gracekind.net · 04/10/2026
Martin Luther speech bubble meme
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Ian rudderbutt @reasonablemustelid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rico Charges @NoChorus

Once at my granny's house my uncle excitedly said a James Bond film was on the tv. My Da said "sure they're all the same, a load of lads shooting at one lad then a mountain blows up." My uncle got really mad at how reductive that was then became furious when the mountain blew up.


Rico Charges @NoChorus • Sep 29, 2021

My Da, of course, knew it was the one where the mountain blows up at the end. This was a foundational lesson which illustrated to me that walking the path of the hater means knowing more about something that people
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
getting stuck in traffic on coruscant behind flying pick up truck with sebulba sticker on back window like the dale earnhardt 3
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Q: And this kush has you feeling like what? A: [lips on mic] Like the white Greg Kinnear, your honor
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/09/2026
I firmly believe a pi hole-style ad blocker that specifically stopped liberty mutual ads from being seen during football games would lower the temperature in this country
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Eric Freeman @freemaneric.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I probably won’t see Digger but it would’ve been an A+ Letterman topic. “Hey Paul, uh, you seen Digger?” etc.
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bringing an iced coffee to the country music discourse!! Yall I play too much
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Kayla Allen 🏳️‍⚧️ @kaylaallen1965.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you see anyone complaining about Tillamook cheese announcing that they are halal, tell the complainer that the product is priced in Arabic numerals and see if their heads explode.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm voting for the Dinosaur Hunter
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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It's remarkable how many times i've seen a Professional Take Haver on the internet go insane as a result of online criticism that starts off unreasonable but becomes increasingly more reasonable as it makes them lose their mind
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You gotta just not care. I think so many people allow a small and vocal audience to shape what they say and do bc being intellectually honest and consistent in your beliefs is costly. But at the end of the day why have a platform if you won't stick to your guns
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Girl this tweet is literally about you
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alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
JSN being friendly with fans including one in a Pat Tillman jersey Google "Pat Tillman Friendly" to learn more!!!
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 18/09/2026
probably one of those yea
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FALSE BERLIN and BIZARRE LITTLE MEN are categories, they did the thing
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Danny Page @danny.page · 17/09/2026
God bless @atherton.bsky.social for this succinct wisdom
Kelsey D. Atherton - tweet from 2019

Oh, you're experiencing a structural problem? Have you ever considered trying different personal choices instead?
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“I guess my question is, did Ed Sheeran actually say ‘and Ryan Lewis’?” - Ryan Lewis
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Mr. Shidded BOO BOO Pants @senorpantalone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Police Squad was so stupid and I’m glad they made it
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Meatloaf: “Yeah, no. Your song title is really good too. Just not sure if it’s right for me.”
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
wtf kind of pets they got in there
SMOKING
BARE FOOT
PETS
PROHIBITED IN BUILDING
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You Can't Stop Progress @petrochemicsoul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thinking about "plus they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point".
"Tried to watch 'Shin Godzilla" on the plane only to realize by the end of the movie that it actually a drama movie called 'Tears for you'. Words can't describe the feeling of watching an incredibly sad movie while constantly thinking: 'Damn... This is depressing. Plus, they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point too...'"

What follows are four screencaps (presumably from "Tears for You"), showing a smiling woman (subtitled "I really love you."), a distant image from above of axwonsn in a white dress (subtitled"Thank you... for raising me."), a short-haired person weeping, and finally, an apprehensive woman (subtitled "living happily.")
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/11/2024
Warhammer is Precious Moments for people who hate God
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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 13/09/2026
Today we remember captain Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger, who on this day in history flew a Boeing 767 into the north tower of the World Trade Center,
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
australian james bond: whatta ya heave for me queew? Q: reckon i heave heaps of geedgets
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026
Critically Acclaimed ‘Ted Lasso’ Episode Just Stock Photos Of People Hugging Each Other theonion.com/critically-acclaimed-t…
Critically Acclaimed ‘Ted Lasso’ Episode Just Stock Photos Of People Hugging Each Other
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The Bricked Up Homie @prefectbeanis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I remember after 9/11 I saw a restaurant billboard that said "We will not forgive - we will not forget" on one side and on the other side it said "2 soups for 2 dollars"
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John Gosland @johngosland.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Keep rolling, baby.
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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