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Bill Danse Macabre

@elmapper.bsky.social
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The #1 fan of the man from Tennessee

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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Trusted a fart
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Linda Cardellini in the Scooby Doo movie
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
More like Faizoff Brandon. I’m sayin
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is all football should be
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Never a doubt
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Albuquerque Interdimensional Baboon Fiasco
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Never wear these stupid ass uniforms again
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Blade Runner Roy Batty
ALT: Blade Runner Roy Batty
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Weak shit
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Auburn’s qb is wearing a puka shell necklace
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Brandon is broken
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You’re American in the living room. You’re American in the kitchen. But in the bathroom….European! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 If this post made you laugh, please be sure to LIKE and SHARE
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good run there. Now let’s try a few more screens
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cmon Neyland let’s sapport these boys
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fucking goddamn idiots
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ugly uniforms
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Squirt Squirtstreet
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bustin makes me feel good
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you don’t do the Jedi finger wave when walking up to a motion activated door at least occasionally then you are lower than dirt to me
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hmmm
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Beef stroke me off
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In hot pursuit
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Al-Bundy
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Ghoulian @wagyuhotdog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Tell Turd Ass
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well fuck you too
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Went to a comic book convention today and tried to watch UT Go Vols on phone but cell signal was too spotty. Probably for the best.
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Only stupid shitheads crowd around the luggage carousel after a flight. Smart geniuses stand back and wait until they see their suitcase
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good license plate
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Les Claypool Bootsy Collins @wagyuhotdog.bsky.social ‘s close family friend David Hood
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Belly Lugosi
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Conehead & Cambria
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mike Al-Jackson
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How bizarre how bizarre
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
William The Child & The Regulars
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Evan Rachel Would
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 23/09/2026
(extreme Chris Cornell voice) asshole son
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have been selected as the Guest Picker for ESPN’s College Game Day, taking place this Saturday in Knoxville, TN
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Squirrel brains
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why does leia have an English accent at times
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why is the UT Go Vols and texas game a noon kickoff?
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Michelle Monaghan a baddie
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@TOS_Violator

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I know the “protect college sports” stuff is bad because espn had Ted Cruz on television to talk about it and run commercials all the time
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Sean Bishop
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Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ole piss should storm the field regardless of the outcome. Preferably during the game, right now
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