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Danny Page

@danny.page
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Sports, numbers, computers, pictures of blue skies. He/him. Home page: danny.page Twitter: Twitter.com/dannypage My own Mastodon instance: banter.danny.page/@danny

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Danny Page @danny.page · 52m
You can buy an AYN Thor from Best Buy now? It's $150 more than pre-ordering from AYN, but the trade off is that you can get it in 2 days... www.bestbuy.com/product/ayn-...
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Danny Page @danny.page · 1h
the weird thing about "claude has a feature called vinyl mode" picture that's been going around ...no, it doesn't have that mode. maybe it's just me, but I can't get past that detail being wrong before engaging with the rest of the discourse about it
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Danny Page @danny.page · 2h
oh finally. This was pretty frustrating, you'd have to glance at the damage meter pretty often to see if you were hitting the right spot.
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Eugene Rupiński @golazodelgringo.bsky.social · 3h
My only real thoughts about the Man City scandal are around how the inevitable fallout is going to impact the women’s team, because the sins of the men’s team are always felt by the women’s team.
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Danny Page @danny.page · 3h
Saw someone write a whole rant on their blog about "Field Goal vs Go For It" calculations. They were alarmed that there was a decimal point in the win estimates! When did we go back to 2013? Is the Corsi debate settled yet? What about expected goals in soccer??
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Doll @dollspace.gay · 4h
If openssh which basically the entire internet relies on doesnt warrant mythos access then what does? Whats the criteria? Why isnt that criteria transparent?
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Matt Keeter @mattkeeter.com · 7h
Typical OpenAI agent during its training run:
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Danny Page @danny.page · 15h
…dammit, tonight’s Ted Lasso episode actually got me. (also it turns out it’s a good show when they actually include them playing soccer)
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Danny Page @danny.page · 17h
remember when the USMNT had good goalies
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SERIOUS PROFESSIONAL, PH.D. @djmosfett.bsky.social · 17h
It’s genuinely time to make Fever home games closed arena affairs with Indiana being responsible for paying out the equivalent game receipts.
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Leaflet @leaflet.pub · 29/09/2026
Leaflet does support subscriptions!! We are rolling it out on the slower side but increasing confidence 👀 DM us and we will turn in on for you! We’re using Stripe, it’s a feature available to everyone, not just paid Pro users AND we charge less than Substack (5% + processing fees)
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Danny Page @danny.page · 20h
given the timing, seems very related to Dario meeting with the White House + “Super Intelligence”
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Danny Page @danny.page · 29/09/2026
i wonder if the premier league is madder about the £900M in fraud, or the repeated attempts at the team trying to block the investigation anyway they should be banned from the premier league for 9 years, that’s my humble neutral take. and Arsenal can buy Haaland’s contract too.
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"The purpose of these schemes was found to have been to artificially inflate the club’s revenues, and reduce its costs, by more than £900 million." That is an absolutely massive sporting fraud. www.premierleague.com/en/news/4727...
premierleague.com
Premier League Statement: Manchester City FC
An independent Commission has found Manchester City FC guilty of all charges related to serious breaches of the Premier League’s financial rules over a nine-season period, and the majority of charges in relation to its failure to co-operate with the League’s investigation.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 29/09/2026
i honestly think there are parts of this game that do ANDOR better than ANDOR does. one of your operators is a blue guy named Kabb Uppercut who used to be a prizefighter and speaks in something between shakespearean meter and cockney naming slang. tony gilroy should’ve put aliens in his show man
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Kabb reveals how he lost his arm - Star Wars Zero Company
YouTube video by ScereBro PSNU
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is a fascinating way to say "they are paying a toll under the table"
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Danny Page @danny.page · 29/09/2026
lol
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Danny Page @danny.page · 29/09/2026
oh buddy. www.reddit.com/r/NWSL/s/2Fx...
reddit.com
From the NWSL community on Reddit: Jonas Eidevall using the R word during the 9/25 game
Explore this post and more from the NWSL community
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Danny Page @danny.page · 29/09/2026
seeing Case Keenum tonight made me believe, I can get back to sub-6 minute mile again. (and sub-25 5k)
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
he’s 38 and i do believe this is the face any bluesky user would make before being put at quarterback on monday night football
oh god i’m old
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SCP @10-5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This kind of provocation followed by a crashout and misgendering over a benign informational comment is fucking weird behavior
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Danny Page @danny.page · 04/09/2026
this website would be 20% better if we got rid quote dunks, especially if the account you’re quoting has 1% of the followers you do
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Jimmy @jimmy-d.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Marked as AI SLOP Am I Seeing LeBron On Philly????
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Danny Page @danny.page · 28/09/2026
girl (apollo) throwing a playground ball (gift of prophecy) at other girls (internet users trying to be comedic)
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Danny Page @danny.page · 28/09/2026
i’m sure the president‘s 2 PM address will calm the markets and interest rates and we can build back better again
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Siobhán @shibbi.me · 27/09/2026
I just got done assigning genders to each of my body parts, and boy are my arms
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EmDash CMS @emdashcms.com · 28/09/2026
EmDash 1.0 is here! A modern, secure CMS, built on Astro as the spiritual successor to WordPress. Plugins run in secure sandboxes, and the distributed plugin registry is powered by Atproto!
emdashcms.com
EmDash 1.0: an open source CMS for Astro
Announcing EmDash 1.0, a stable, free and open source CMS built on Astro.
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Jason Anderson @jasondcsoccer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How does a city with the character and uniqueness of Atlanta end up with the 2 flavors of totally anonymous US soccer club name
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Danny Page @danny.page · 28/09/2026
but there’s already a ACFC
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Danny Page @danny.page · 28/09/2026
Some potential schdenfraude for everyone today: www.space.com/space-explor...
space.com
SpaceX's Starship megarocket launching to orbit for 1st time ever today: Watch it live
Liftoff is scheduled for Monday (Sept. 28) at 8:15 a.m. EDT (1215 GMT).
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Danny Page @danny.page · 28/09/2026
starting to think the paper that brought us the “lesbian bar drama“ might not be on the up and up
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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
even with the best model in the best harness it would take skill and care to get something like this right, e.g., making sure the agent session that talks to people doesn't even have access to the info you wouldn't want it to reveal. too bad they claim to have done exactly this! ai.meta.com/muse/
Is Muse safe?

Yes. Muse is built with automated protections, agentic AI security standards, and user controls designed to prevent harmful content and unauthorized actions. It also uses a protective layer to stop your information from being shared without your approval. You can review your agent's activity, manage permissions, and report issues at any time.
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Danny Page @danny.page · 28/09/2026
Pretty funny that the most recent AFC Championship featured the Patriots and the Broncos and they both look utterly lost (please do not look up what happened to the Commanders since their little run, Mariota Miracle aside)
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Danny Page @danny.page · 28/09/2026
> If the relational sector remains harder to automate, it becomes relatively more expensive and absorbs a growing share of total expenditure. Part of the reason theatre, concert, and sports tickets keep going up in price. @aleximas.bsky.social aleximas.substack.com/p/what-will-...
aleximas.substack.com
What will be scarce?
The economics of structural change and the post-commodity future of work
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The best stat in the history of the NFL, if not all sports The player with the most receiving yards after turning 40 years old in NFL history is Jerry Rice with 2,169 The second most is Tom Brady. He has 6
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 28/09/2026
Messi come on man
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Danny Page @danny.page · 27/09/2026
it’s called a runner’s high because after a particularly good run, all i want to do is sit on the couch and eat crunchy snacks
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Danny Page @danny.page · 27/09/2026
for so many reasons, they have to drop Colapinto. he’s not worth the headache www.racefans.net/2026/09/27/a...
racefans.net
Alpine condemn online abuse again: “It has become a regular occurrence”
Alpine has issued another condemnation of social media abuse following the reaction to the crash triggered by Franco Colapinto yesterday.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
asdfghjklertyuiop
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Danny Page @danny.page · 27/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Project Hail Mary Project Hail Mary Rocky
Alt: Project Hail Mary Project Hail Mary Rocky
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Danny Page @danny.page · 26/09/2026
look, i know the weather got cold and rainy already, but it’s still supposed to be September, Maryland.
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Danny Page @danny.page · 26/09/2026
my late grandfather would be thrilled at that Tennessee drop kick, my goodness
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Danny Page @danny.page · 26/09/2026
arch suspending himself i guess
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here's Laura Rutledge explaining that the secret service will not interfere with the radio communications at this game immediately followed by the broadcast audio going to hell
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"no offense"
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i bring an iced coffee to the interview. only it’s not for me, it’s for the interviewer. and it’s laced with a sedative. when she comes to, she’s wearing my clothes and i’m in her office. her car keys don’t work. i’m with her husband. her kids don’t recognize her. coming soon from A24.
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austin @aparker.io · 26/09/2026
I was really confused by the iced coffee interview thing until I finally saw that it started from a wapo article and yall gotta stop walking onto the big red x painted on the ground
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Danny Page @danny.page · 26/09/2026
me, the first time looking at the Berkeley Bowl hot bar:
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I always say, the best time to run a flea flicker is on the first drive of the game
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