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jaypea

@jaypea.bsky.social
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North Ga via South Ga I'm here to make my little posts. He/Him my skeets from worst to first: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pz2oke4vnb…

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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 5h
It is morning, blueskis.
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 3h
the overwhelming urge to say “I’m not totally happy with it” when showing off something you made
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Whenever Link’s not on the site, all the other users should be asking, "Where's Link?"
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 3h
the overwhelming urge to say “I’m not totally happy with it” when showing off something you made
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Wondervamp Jenny 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
How I feel when someone blocks me: ”ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!”
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 5h
It is morning, blueskis.
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
news anchor: There is a bus with a bomb driving through the city. guy who has only seen Speed: this is just like the movie Speed
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My gf got her eggs frozen last year and now we’re looking into freezing some embryos and if things keep going according to plan, fingers crossed, in a couple years we’ll freeze a whole baby
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me, toasting my sister and her new husband on a lifetime of happiness at their wedding: This is the water and this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 22h
Luzardo, on one month of rest, absolutely carving up the Atlanta lineup, as everyone predicted.
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 22h
Luzardo, on one month of rest, absolutely carving up the Atlanta lineup, as everyone predicted.
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 22h
PHILLIES TOOTBLAN
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Knuckle tattoos that say "PLAN AHEA"
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
“lol I’m SUCH a Carrie,” I say as a bucket of pig’s blood spills all over me.
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was just down at the mini phallus dig site at vindolanda and everybody there knew you
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ten weeks into unemployment and chill and the means of production gives you this look wyd
Young Stalin looking devastatingly handsome as he stares right at you in a black jacket and checked scarf. His hair. It’s so messy. It must have taken him hours to get it like that.
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
do you think they called it a sled because that’s what it did? it sled down the hill?
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[at a gunfight] me: before we start can i ask a question opponent: ok, shoot [me winning]
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is morning, blueskis.
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
OK, Sherrod Brown did not come here to fuck spiders
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is morning, blueskis.
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I didn’t get it so week 13 lfg
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It is morning, blueskis.
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 28/09/2026
HOST: All right, British Food YouTubers… final challenge! Simply pronounce “Wagyu” correctly even one single time. BRITISH FOOD YOUTUBER 1: Waggoo. HOST: Ah, sorry, that’s incorrect. BRITISH FOOD YOUTUBER 2: Oh! Waggoo! HOST: Incorrect. BRITISH FOOD YOUTUBER 3: *smirking confidently* Waggoo.
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geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I wish I could take out my bones to go to sleep.
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I didn’t get it so week 13 lfg
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Feeling exceptionally distressed that my spawn sacs seem blocked and yet the pond is perfectly temperate
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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Werner Herzog with speech ballloon as if reading the quoted post
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was just down at the mini phallus dig site at vindolanda and everybody there knew you
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
he’s going to predict a phillies series win
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
do you think they called it a sled because that’s what it did? it sled down the hill?
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It is morning, blueskis.
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
do I need to have seen 1NE through 6IX to understand SE7EN?
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
[saying it again but louder this time] DAMN IT SURE SMELLS LIKE ONE THING I CAN DO TO MAKE YOU FEEL CHERISHED IN HERE
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
David Allan Coe’s “The Ride” is a song about a ghost that drives a car and smokes cigarettes.
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It’s the Great Gatsby, Charlie Brown.
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
*turning down the lights and lighting a few candles for my new followers*
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
[Bruce Springsteen voice]:
Tweet by @LAScanner with picture attached. The caption reads: A Tesla Cybertruck crashed into the Beverly Hills hotel sign last night
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Why am I doing this? Because it’ll be weeks before I’m strong enough to put on Coat of Many Colors, that’s why.
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Many experts believe that automobile malfunctions are becoming an epidemic, driven by check engine lights and widely available diagnostic units.
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
damn it’s crazy how those things just…came along completely unprompted
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it’s time to play everyone’s favorite game: is my left earbud dying or am i developing an ear infection?
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
jesus would you look at the state of it
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is morning, blueskis.
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what clown named Brigham-Young’s football team the Cougars instead of the Satter Day Saints
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what clown named Brigham-Young’s football team the Cougars instead of the Satter Day Saints
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*sitting down for a job interview* sorry I’m late I don’t want to be here
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
A cup of ambition? In this economy???
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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
listening to M.I.A. and shaking my head so everyone knows i disagree
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