Reposted by jaypea jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 3hthe overwhelming urge to say “I’m not totally happy with it” when showing off something you made 011
Reposted by jaypea jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Whenever Link’s not on the site, all the other users should be asking, "Where's Link?" 001
jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 3hthe overwhelming urge to say “I’m not totally happy with it” when showing off something you made 011
Reposted by jaypeaWondervamp Jenny 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 06/03/2026How I feel when someone blocks me: ”ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!” 13813
Reposted by jaypea jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 21/08/2025news anchor: There is a bus with a bomb driving through the city. guy who has only seen Speed: this is just like the movie Speed 2125
Reposted by jaypeaGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My gf got her eggs frozen last year and now we’re looking into freezing some embryos and if things keep going according to plan, fingers crossed, in a couple years we’ll freeze a whole baby 371428100
Reposted by jaypeaEmily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Me, toasting my sister and her new husband on a lifetime of happiness at their wedding: This is the water and this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within. 231643
Reposted by jaypea jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 22hLuzardo, on one month of rest, absolutely carving up the Atlanta lineup, as everyone predicted. 001
jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 22hLuzardo, on one month of rest, absolutely carving up the Atlanta lineup, as everyone predicted. 001
Reposted by jaypea jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Knuckle tattoos that say "PLAN AHEA" 214647
Reposted by jaypea jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 24/05/2026“lol I’m SUCH a Carrie,” I say as a bucket of pig’s blood spills all over me. 27720
Reposted by jaypea jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I was just down at the mini phallus dig site at vindolanda and everybody there knew you 163
Reposted by jaypea jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 13/09/2026ten weeks into unemployment and chill and the means of production gives you this look wyd 092
Reposted by jaypea jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026do you think they called it a sled because that’s what it did? it sled down the hill? 021
Reposted by jaypeakaranormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026[at a gunfight] me: before we start can i ask a question opponent: ok, shoot [me winning] 210930
Reposted by jaypeahammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026OK, Sherrod Brown did not come here to fuck spiders 1205
Reposted by jaypeaStella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 28/09/2026HOST: All right, British Food YouTubers… final challenge! Simply pronounce “Wagyu” correctly even one single time. BRITISH FOOD YOUTUBER 1: Waggoo. HOST: Ah, sorry, that’s incorrect. BRITISH FOOD YOUTUBER 2: Oh! Waggoo! HOST: Incorrect. BRITISH FOOD YOUTUBER 3: *smirking confidently* Waggoo. 301230140
Reposted by jaypeageist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I wish I could take out my bones to go to sleep. 1414749
Reposted by jaypea𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Feeling exceptionally distressed that my spawn sacs seem blocked and yet the pond is perfectly temperate 1197
jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I was just down at the mini phallus dig site at vindolanda and everybody there knew you 163
jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026do you think they called it a sled because that’s what it did? it sled down the hill? 021
Reposted by jaypea jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 26/09/2025do I need to have seen 1NE through 6IX to understand SE7EN? 031
Reposted by jaypea jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 09/12/2025[saying it again but louder this time] DAMN IT SURE SMELLS LIKE ONE THING I CAN DO TO MAKE YOU FEEL CHERISHED IN HERE 001
Reposted by jaypea jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 13/05/2025David Allan Coe’s “The Ride” is a song about a ghost that drives a car and smokes cigarettes. 021
Reposted by jaypea jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 14/11/2024*turning down the lights and lighting a few candles for my new followers* 022
Reposted by jaypea jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Why am I doing this? Because it’ll be weeks before I’m strong enough to put on Coat of Many Colors, that’s why. 092
jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Many experts believe that automobile malfunctions are becoming an epidemic, driven by check engine lights and widely available diagnostic units. 010
jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026damn it’s crazy how those things just…came along completely unprompted 010
jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026it’s time to play everyone’s favorite game: is my left earbud dying or am i developing an ear infection? 130
Reposted by jaypea jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026what clown named Brigham-Young’s football team the Cougars instead of the Satter Day Saints 011
jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026what clown named Brigham-Young’s football team the Cougars instead of the Satter Day Saints 011
Reposted by jaypea jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026*sitting down for a job interview* sorry I’m late I don’t want to be here 053
Reposted by jaypea jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 18/01/2025A cup of ambition? In this economy??? 39329
Reposted by jaypeaGoose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026listening to M.I.A. and shaking my head so everyone knows i disagree 0143