alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 12hThe one thing we know about the Kraken this season is that they can score goals against Calgary 150
alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 13hSTOP LIGHTING FIREWORKS FOR A FUCKI G STUPID DUMB BAD WIN. YOU ARE SCARING MY DOG!!! 180
alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 13hThe worst part about that penalty for the Chargers was that the other guy in the area did pull up. So it's not like it was impossible 020
alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 14hWho will be the first QB with enough aura to wear a guardian cap? 150
alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 15hJason Meyers missing an extra point to snap his streak at 69 for the memes lmal 050
Reposted by alex remembers the big cow 🐄Carter @seacarson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Demond Williams got served a mugged up 6 man pressure look out of empty and decided that determining his hot read was too woke I guess 152
alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Ok. Demond. That was scary but extremely cool 070
alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Demond Williams is not a good quarterback 240
alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Look at this Decker DeGraaf, every time I do it makes me laugh 071
alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Anyways is it considered "good" when your football teams wins the opening toss, elects to receive to jump-start a struggling offense, then commences to go 3-and-out in its first two drives? 010
alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That Minnesota loss doesn't seem so bad now does it! 021
Reposted by alex remembers the big cow 🐄illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/10/2023sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds 5384902539
alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Fuck the Trump administration this whole student loan saga is so fucking infuriating and confusing. www.forbes.com/sites/robert...forbes.comSAVE Borrowers Are Reporting Deadline Extensions Up To 30 DaysSAVE student loan borrowers are reporting that their 90-day forbearance deadlines moving out by anywhere from 14 to 30 days. 011
alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'd just like to post that I don't have much more to add about the current ecosystem around women and abuse that women haven't already added themselves. Shit sucks, especially the juxtaposition of the Cornell rapes and the Deshaun Watson hagiography. We live in bad times. 030
alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026this would not have happened in Bernie's America 010
alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We're mere months away from giving AI assistants big naturals to make them "more approachable". 000
alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026All the posts on X are just vagueposting now. The 2026 of clickbait headlines. You'll never believe this one weird trick that doctors hate-ass network 120
alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I might need to get the Tacoggliacci 010
alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"Of course the right's attacks on Hassan Piker aren't working, nobody knows who he is" as if the entirety of the right wing media apparatus hasn't been pasting his name EVERYWHERE the last few months. Maybe it's just that the right wing narrative fucking sucks and the left wing one rules? 210
alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm going to need someone to rub libberty bibberty in salt, pepper, and garlic powder, toss it on the smoker overnight, pull it apart, slather it in BBQ sauce, and serve it to me on a King's Hawaiian bun 100
alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Eric Schmitt: "So, Mr. Smith, it is your sworn testimony that you've never called the idea of ordering crab rangoon and things of that nature, quote 'preposterous'?" 010
alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I missed a quakey-poo. Didn't geel it up in Edmonds 100
alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Sir, in your capacity as a government agent did you ever attend a match between the Rocket City Trash Pandas and the Tune Squad?" "I'm sorry what? Those teams don't even play the same sport, and one of them is mostly made up of fictional cartoon characters." "SO YOU ADMIT IT?!?! YOU'VE PURJURED!" 000
alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I like this because it implies that all future Mariner managers will just be a continual scrape of the "remember some guys" bucket. WHICH means that we will one day have Seattle Mariners Manager, like, Franklin Gutierrez or some shit 330
alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"hey dude can you grab me a beer from the fridge? yeah it's right behind the Monet... no, you uncultured swine, that's the Manet! now get back here with that Steel Reserve 40, JJ McCarty is about to start his first game with the Giants." 000
alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026game should have never been played, and the lengths that UEFA + FAI went to to enable the genocidaires is really gross. 020
Reposted by alex remembers the big cow 🐄Danny O'Neil @dannyoneil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Jedd Fisch needs someone who understands game management in his ear. If he already has someone doing that, he needs someone new because that dude's leading him astray. www.dannyoneil.com/p/two-losses...dannyoneil.comTwo losses, two very different lessonsWe lay out these two 351
Reposted by alex remembers the big cow 🐄Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026it actually doesn't rain very often in the pacific northwest. i visited seattle for a couple days one time and it didn't rain the entire time i was there 079975
alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Jedd Fisch you will not see heaven you fucking loser! 150
alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It would cost UW, on a half share of Big Ten revenue, somewhere in the realm of $30 million to fire Jedd Fisch 130
alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Jedd Fisch has never been the guy, is not the guy, and will never be the guy. 160
alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026bluesky user @kenjennings.bsky.social sounds the siren. Go Dawgs 020
alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Reece Vander Zee 🫵 YOU are a Seattle Seahawk 110
alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"Check this shit out motherfucker" 020
alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 26/09/202625,000 seat cap so they can push up ticket prices and milk more out of die hard fans who will go to Renton. 010
