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The Paul of the House of Usher

@katamaridumassy.bsky.social
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 4h
This is a potentially brave statement to make on the Website for Liberals but I sincerely believe that ethnonationalism is a bad thing
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 5h
Deadfrey Darcher
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Nikola @greasyboiler.bsky.social · 17h
Britain, from now until eternity.
The circular I Just Need To meme with austerity
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 12h
I kinda know how Alanis Morissette felt now
A drawer filled with loads of forks and no other cutlery
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 14h
Proud Reflux-American @InternetHippo tweet

“New right wing thing is describing crimes as generically as possible to pretend like they're not crimes. Someone gets convicted of conspiracy and they start yelling "Wow so it's illegal to make plans with friends now"”
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
mockup wikipedia battle graphic - Battle of Fairford
w/dates, location Whelford just outside RAF Fairford
Result: Total rout of US forces

Belligerents infobox
One side: US Air Force, RAF, NATO
other side: 5 lads looking for red diesel
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eastyjet @eastyjet.bsky.social · 22h
BBC current affairs show On The Record had Big Ben transformed into a crocodile for an intro which scared the shit out of toddler me
Opening title to BBC on the record, with Big Ben transformed into a crocodile
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) - Dir: Chuck Russell
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can hear an audible sigh of relief from people who like to style themselves as progressives now having a convenient excuse to once again vote for Labour at the next election
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do you know how difficult it is to have a conversation with Helen Lewis and come out of it looking like the bigger dickhead?
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Garth in Wayne’s World leaning back in a chair saying “It's like people only do things because they get paid. And that's just really sad.” His cap, sweatband and sweater are all very obviously Reebok branded
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Let me just count Barbara’s legs real quick
AI generated sheep with 5 visible legs, all numbered
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m northern so this is just the normal way I pronounce Britain
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Doctors text a week before my meds run out: “You are due a medication review before we can issue you another prescription.” Call doctors: “The next available appointment for a medication review is 2 weeks from today.”
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nobody tell him what they were arrested for I guess
Police were able to track down the 77-year-old married couple at a nearby intersection, and arrest them for first degree murder, conspiracy to commit a crime, and child abuse.
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Letter from Viz magazine:

“JUST imagine being called Mike Hunt. Think how embarrassing that would be!”
Michael Cunt, London
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I live in rural. I go to the pub. I don't paint my nails - cba. I have subscriptions to Völkischer Beobachter, Der Angriff and Der Stürmer. I hate The Manchester Guardian and was sad when Erich Ludendorff died. I adore Fritz Hippler and Leni Riefenstahl. Am I right wing, far right or fascist?
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Evri robot crashed and exploded 45 minutes into its delivery round. Customer satisfaction rates increased 12%
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This restaurant is chopped; ahh… the menu is cheugy; and the supposed “world-famous” glizzy? Let me tell you: I wouldn’t let my dog scran that. Uhm… Shit was most certainly not fire… bloody hell
Gordon Ramsay being interviewed outside a restaurant
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎶 Space Ghost Coast to coast Albuquerque 🎶
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I agree. This is all the USA needs to do to get me to respect it as a nation
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Average motorist
Drawing of a bald man driving a car and very obviously looking at a phone in his right hand that the viewer can’t see. A thought bubble by his head reads ‘NOBODY CAN TELL I’M ON MY PHONE’
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
david "nush" berman @sumbitches tweet

I bet this shit hits so hard if you're stupid
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Meet me here if you want an asskicking in the Marketplace of Ideas
Maps app pinned on a village called Debate
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Modified dril tweet:

Palantir may kill a lot of people,
but it also helps a lot of people get work
, so, it;s impossible to
say if its bad or not,
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was thinking if AI is genuinely a grave threat to humanity’s survival, then surely these companies would cease to work on it, until I remembered the petrochemical industry exists
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Rocko Screens @rockoscreens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 4 Episode 7A - Closet Clown - Frame 121
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“I’m gonna use an Olympic sized swimming pool’s worth of water finding out what I would have looked like in the 80s.” Mfer you are 58 years old! You lived through the 80s! You have actual photographs of yourself from the 80s you stupid bastard!
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unpopular opinion but they should teach people how to use roundabouts in driving lessons
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Marilyn Manson supporting in the year 2027? Gross
Slipknot
Plus special guests
Marilyn Manson
LORNA SHORE & HATEBREED
WEMBLEY STADIUM
SATURDAY 3 JULY 2027
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A visibly bloodied and bruised Rocky Balboa sits in the corner of a boxing ring while his trainer talks to him (speech bubble emanates from his trainer’s mouth)
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Until now, this was the only way to get juice from an orange.”
A court portrait of Danny Tommo using his right eye to squeeze the juice from an orange
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
moe from the simpsons reading a book with danny tommo's crying face pasted over it: 
"and then they realized they were no longer little girls. they were little women."
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Expecting a politician to perform well after being elected to office is a purity test now
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Trump actually thinks he can get away with this!” - Guy letting Trump get away with it
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just do it now? What’s stopping you? You’ve still got another 3 years before the next election. JUST DO IT NOW
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jumping on the ‘9 formative games’ bandwagon!
My 9 Games
The 9 Games That Shaped Who I Am

Alex Kidd in Miracle World
Bubble Bobble
Land of Illusion Starring Mickey Mouse
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Super Mario Bros 3
Sonic the Hedgehog
Oddworld: Abe’s Odyssey
Resident Evil 2
The Curse of Monkey Island
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
God help me I’m going to post about Ella Langley again but the reason that Rolling Stone piece is bad is because it correctly identifies why so many people haven’t heard the song (increasing cultural atomisation) but dismisses that in favour of “people are being bigoted against white southerners”
There are, as always, logical explanations for such a phenomenon. In our algorithm-driven age, it's entirely possible to design a curated world where you never encounter
"Choosin' Texas": You don't engage with country content, you don't listen to country playlists, you don't even remove your earbuds when you enter a coffee shop, should twang be coming out of the speakers. Gone are the days of the monoculture radio hit. Shared experiences are few and far between.music. As Nadine Hubbs wrote in the book Rednecks, Queers, and Country Music, "distance from country music can help to define one as a middle-class individual, which is precisely a matter of distinguishing oneself from the tastes, characteristics, and people of the working-class masses." It's shorthand, often, for liberal politics and a way to separate oneself from anything that could be associated with rural or Southern stereotypes. "I've never heard of 'Choosin' Texas"" is the “I listen to anything but country" of 2026.
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Hope again”
Conner 4 Real’s album “Thriller, also” from the film Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Channel 4 just showed Who Shot Mr Burns Part 1 and the episode immediately following it isn’t Part 2. It’s the April Fool’s clip show. Which feels like it would make a good April Fool’s gag if it wasn’t September
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh shit. THAT is worse than I realized
We are spending almost five billion more on AI related construction and ten billion dollars less on other private construction since 2024
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy 25th birthday to the GOAT
Screenshot from the original Silent Hill 2 that has been altered so James is offering Pyramid Head a cake that he can cut with his big knife
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No Avatar, no Scavenger’s Reign, no Boardwalk Empire, no Eric Andre Show, no Joe Pera Talks with You, no Malcolm in the Middle, no Bob’s Burgers, no Gurren Lagann, no Gravity Falls, no Utopia, no Ash vs Evil Dead? 👎👎👎👎
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I bet this all mysteriously crops up whenever Musk is on a site visit
On top of that, Elektrek reported racist graffiti and swastikas regularly appeared in high-traffic areas, which Tesla management simply ignored.
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There isn’t a trophy cabinet big enough to hold all this man’s Fell For It Again awards
Posts from James Ball• @jamesrball.com • 13h
I think once black clad men are interfering with rescues at sea, we are past
"legitimate concerns"

Once they're attacking boats, and risking the lives of everyone on board, it's just thuggery.

The Home Secretary's statement is on the side of criminals. There's no other way to read it.
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James BallO@jamesrball.com • 13h
Are any Labour MPs going to have the nerve to say so publicly? If a Conservative Home Secretary had issued the statement Shabana Mahmood has put out today they'd be able to find their voices. So why not now? 2/2
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Casket Based @cineblah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm making a documentary about the RLNI situation and I am contacting various organisations. However I thought I'd turn to bluesky as well, I'm looking to interview people either connected to the RNLI, to refugees/those working with refugees and also with counter-protestors. Please share.
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Of course I want a progressive government! I’m left-wing! I just need a left-wing candidate I can support. Hmm… not that one. No… not that one either. Or that one. Or that one.”
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They’re calling it Sloptember
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m such a Nathan Fielder simp that I did an honest-to-God belly laugh at this shot
Nathan Fielder just standing around outside a house in the middle distance like a normal guy
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