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Chris Sawyer

@chrissawyerart.bsky.social
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My favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting. www.deviantart.com/chrissawyerart

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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 7h
I was living in Rhode Island in 1980, and whoever was in charge of Boston 25's kids programming was a huge Japanese animation fan. We had all of these glorious Japanese cartoons pouring out of the television.
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 14h
*walks u over to treat cabinet*
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 21h
Innit funny how we suddenly need to ‘’step back” from political polarization the nanosecond people start to get pissed about their quality of life being stripped away.
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Apparently, using helioseismology, (if sound could travel through space,) the sound we would hear from the sun is: BA-Booooooouuuuuummmmm BA-Booooooouuuuuummmmmmmm Like a pulsing boom, versus a steady ‘roar.’
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh I did a work dooodle again
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Remember kiddos, america didn't become a third-world shithole because of brown-skinned immigrants. It was white evangelicals. It was always going to be white evangelicals.
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Excuse me, may I speak to you for a meowment.
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So, fuckface's comment about 'Let Iran nuke LA.' It wasn't just some random comment. It's priming. Getting the true believers riled up, thinking about the deaths of people they hate. So when its time to staff the death camps, the employees are already in the right frame of mind.
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm wearing this to the next con..
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wow, what a great way to encourage your economic refugees to flee to blue states. (And then point back at them and screech about failed blue states, ha ha.)
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is me, but with guitar. (I'm in the valley.)
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay, so… Birb = cute, cheeky, sassy. Burd = bird version of a himbo.
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s fucking October and the breeze is blast furnace hot. :/
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Horses are so beautiful and majestic.”
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's funny how basic human empathy got labeled 'wokeness.' Like, the right wing is terrified of empathy because when you empathize with others, inequalities become harder to ignore, and it becomes impossible for the rich to abuse us the way they do.
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So the ghouls that run McDonald’s are going to invest 6 or 8 billion into ‘Ai.’ What a wonderful and convenient way to pillage money from a company, huh? A nebulous and formless ‘investment’ that is easy to pour money into and yet you can’t exactly track how that money is being spent.
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh! Got this guy back. 2nd and 4th frets were a little high, and that was causing the buzzing. Got the penny upgrade for the Bigsby, and the pickups are lowered a little bit. Plays very nice!
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*guitar noises*
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So they think they found the scumbag who poisoned the Tylenol bottles back in the early 80’s which led to the whole ‘tamper evident’ packaging. And surprise surprise he’s a conservative from Idaho.
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
YEP
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dear Germans, Um, if you could please build a huge army, march through Poland, and then fight the russians, that would be great.
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We live in the ruins of a fallen empire. :)
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My dad’s horse used to like swimming. It’s so funny to see.
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m working as a contract worker, and the client company told us we can’t use the break room. I’m pretty sure that’s illegal, and you can bet employers don’t provide break rooms out of the goodness of their hearts. But this is why being a ‘contractor’ fucking sucks, because they probably can deny us
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Furry zzz
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I got a medium sized katana amp and put it in this little ikea cabinet, and it fits really well! It’s insanely dusty where I live, so I think this is a cool way to keep the dust off.
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I notice artists are slooowwly starting to post art on FA again. Most all of the artists I followed have had their shit on lockdown since '22. Which to me was absolutely the wrong thing to do. If you step aside for Ai then the bullshit is going to replace you.
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Post it note birb art!
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And then there's thiiiis guy. He just kinda appeared. Three are the number of the pickups. Not two, but three. Three is the number, being one more than two. One, is right out. Kinda unplayable right now. Needs a tune-up badly, but should be a great guitar once it's adjusted and everything!
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So believe it or not, this big hollow body I got can rock pretty fucking hard. I can get crunchy tone with this that a metal-specific Ibanez guitar has trouble with.
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Leveraged buyouts are complete fucking horseshit. It's like if I bought a toyota car, I wouldn't buy it with MY money, I would borrow against the value of the car I'm buying, and then expect the Toyota Motor Corp to own the debt. Typical rich people bullshit.
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I droo a birb person
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I wish I could have enjoyed the 1980's more, and not have been subjected to my mother's constant chaos and parade of horrible decisions. We moved every year, I'd constantly lose friends I'd made, until I ended up just not bothering to make any, and the millisecond I was old enough I joined the Navy.
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
New guitar! Hubs made a frowny fase. :)
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I am so enraged by that little donkey being shot by the fucking cop. My opinion is and always will be, if police dogs are officers then pets are family members. You blow away my animal while on my property, your ass needs to be charged with murder.
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is a long shot, but does any guitarist in the Los Angeles region need a new-condition road runner strat size gig case? Free. Just come get it.
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🍂Skai🎃 🔜 NFC @skiaskai.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Becoming Barghest 4 The end of the beginning (1/4) Wherein Noah gets his “normal“ back
Noah and Zercie in bed, waking up 

Panels 1-3: Zercie’s magic swirls around as Noah’s paw turns back to a hand , zercie’s hand catching it 
Zercie: Noah…

Panel 4: Zercie holding his now normal hand as she pets his still barghest head 
Z: Good morning. 

Panel 5: closeup of Noah’s face, one eye open. We can see the brown coming back to the iris 
Z: it’s day seven.
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This midterm election isn't republican versus democrat anymore…. This is America versus the fascist drooling idiots.
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I am really enjoying this new Gretsch. It’s a brand new model with new pickups, locking bridge and tuners, and super nice fretboard. Can growl or sparkle, whatever you want to do. It really works with you, and hammer-ons and pull-offs are super easy. The fender I had was horrible for hammer-ons.
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The guitar stuff
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We need to get those stripper pole raptor girls to come to a furry con.
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I got some history on my computer. And the these here was just about the time Narnia came out...
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Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles @rustyshackles.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Among the most dispiriting things about life today is the ugliness, the waste, the soul destroying banality. Long ago, we had a marvelous culture. I've seen a better world young people today will never know. And we've destroyed everything, sacrificed everything... for whatever the fuck this is.
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Funny how quickly shit goes off the rails the millisecond government oversight disappears.
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Help ugh
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I remember a nutty christian guy I worked with, who was DEATHLY AFRAID of fortune cookies, and horoscopes, because he said they were gateways for demonic forces to attack you. And this is why we have broken glass in our food because too many idiots are afraid of cookies, and not corporate profiteers
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Followers of the J-man might get a chuckle.
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