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Venis Corkunus @repugnantson.bsky.social · 50m

Sending pictures of my new doctor checking my prostate to my old doctor to make him jealous

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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 1h

The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 4h

There should be an animated series for kids called MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE BABIES and the gas station is a playpen but the Green Goblin truck stays the same.

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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 18h

cat holding 1 monster thinking of cat holding 2 monsters

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Sean @stholeary.bsky.social · 3h

WWE is not getting enough criticism for countering a tribute show for a man who wrestled in WWE for 6+ years. TKO management is the definition of gutter trash & so is anyone who supports them. Just like MAGAs, we need to stop being polite about the shittiest people on the planet. Theyre garbage.

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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 5h

the sad part is that survivors fought like hell to even get expulsion for rapists on the table. when I was an activist > 10 years ago, administrators were *shocked* that we wanted expulsion as a disciplinary option.

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phylan @phylan.website · 18h

smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak

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Senor Pantalones Shidded Doo Doo @senorpantalone.bsky.social · 2h

Used to do stand-up with a Frat dude, he booked a fundraiser show on his own campus, I took the gig assuming it was for charity. Got to the campus to learn it’s because the house chef bankrupted the frat

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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 3h

additional reason: many victims have muted certain words to avoid re triggering their trauma, and yall using a dozen different bullshit words to describe violence makes it all but impossible to moderate

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 3h

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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 6h

someone's going to argue that frats provide a sense of brotherhood, but its genuinely just that I Think You Should Leave skit about the guy who has to pay to be part of a friend group that bullies him So that, but with an added layer of physical and sexual assault.

still of the I Think You Should Leave sketch about a man named Stuart who has to pay to be a part of a friend group that bullies him where Tim Robinsons character asks another off-screen character "How would you like 200 friends"

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 17h

not sure why I made this but now you have to see it

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 6h

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Senor Pantalones Shidded Doo Doo @senorpantalone.bsky.social · 4h

Last AI song I heard was from the pastor who made it for his mistress and murdered his wife. It fucking sucked

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 14h

Tbf it also exists to subject men to ritualized abuse in order to irreparably bond them to each other so that they won’t blow the whistle on all the raping

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 14h

The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”

Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia

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Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 15h

He really thinks he’s doing some epic bacon shit right now

Michael Tracey reskeeting a post that says

I deleted a post in which I said Michael Tracey should kill himself. That was a mistake, I'm sorry.
I should not have deleted the post, I will be better next time.

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Mollz (ballz) @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 16h

Abolish fraternities AND AND Abolish the fucking ivy leagues

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 23h

tom cruise should make a movie about the women in his life who either have been missing for nearly twenty years or who had to enact elaborate schemes to escape their relationship with him. that would probably bring back Cinema or whatever

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 19h

mr smith we have text message evidence you were the halftime performer at last years super bowl

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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 19h

American politics is stuck in a limbo all to avoid acknowledging the uncomfortable and unpopular fact that the median white American is a reactionary buffoon incapable of responsibly wielding electoral power. When the majority of voters are easy marks, you get con men in office.

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Senor Pantalones Shidded Doo Doo @senorpantalone.bsky.social · 19h

My body is a machine that turns soups into poops

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Senor Pantalones Shidded Doo Doo @senorpantalone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Earlier this year I needed to take a cataclysmic shit, wound up stopping at this spot. Grabbed this menu as if I were buying something, then absolutely ruined their toilet. I’ve held onto the menu as a reminder of my shame

A menu from a Vietnamese restaurant whose toilet I destroyed

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Ernest Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 23h

@repmaxinewaters.bsky.social we need you to finish the job.

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Robin LeBlanc, from work @robinfromwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The film is written, directed, and co-stars Hitoshi Ozawa, a legendary Yakuza actor who is a villain in Yakuza 0, who got his fellow legends involved. This was his passion project inspired by one of his best friends, a trans woman, and he worked with the community for representative casting.

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Senor Pantalones Shidded Doo Doo @senorpantalone.bsky.social · 23h

I know there’s A LOT going on in the world rn, but Coffeezilla collaborated with Randy Couture to take down an MMA scammer

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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 23h

Wait... is that middle guy the new Charlie Kirk or are all three of then Charlie Kirk because we are all Charlie Kirk?

Three assholes on Real America's Voice "The Charlie Kirk Show"

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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

They cited nobody, and I wondered what kind of a monstrous sociopath would welcome this. Folks,

While the Trump administration is framing the policy as “accountability” for higher education, and _some are welcoming the move_, others see it as an attack on those whose work is important regardless of salary.

Matthew Yglesias
@mattyglesias
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This seems like a reasonable idea with precedent from
Obama's education department.
The government shouldn't be in the business of encouraging
people to take loans they won't be able to repay.
(IN The New Republic © @newrepublic • 18h
Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that don't make
enough money from taking out college loans. Degrees for social
work, art, religious studies, teaching aides, and music will be hit
the hardest. trib.al/NmmAzhf
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i agree with the key point here and will add to it that there IS a reward, it’s knowing you did one right thing instead of walking around plagued by the nameless shame that afflicts all men who are determined to live the most frictionless lives possible

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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’ve been laughing at this for 10 minutes

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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Really no way to interpret this as anything other than a years long attempt to scare literally all rape victims from ever coming forward

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Dan Diamond @ddiamond.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Russell Brand, who's awaiting trial in London next month on rape and sexual assault charges, will moderate a panel at DC's MAHA summit tomorrow on reforming a U.S. health agency

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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Now imagine that kid grew up to defend Jeffrey Epstein and literally all other rapists while demonising every sexual assault survivor who ever lived

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Hootsifer - The Spooky Owl Abode! @hootsiferhouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Will Stancil has posters of Brock Turner in his locker that he kisses before going to ICE training

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David Bixenspan @davidbix.com · 29/09/2026

And if you're questioning what kind of sway WWE had with USCIS in the late 2010s, I have a July 2016 email that I got via a FOIA request where it was explicitly stated that they rubber-stamped WWE work visa petitions without question:

Shirk, Georgette L
From:
Sent:
To:
Subject:
Deslauriers, Daniel J
Wednesday, October 09, 2019 Deslauriers, Daniel J
FW: WWE Wrestler
1:29 PM
From: Paquette, Denis J L
Sent: Thursday, July 21, 2016 9:56 AM
To: Deslauriers, Daniel J
Subject: RE: WWE Wrestler
gov> (b) (6)
gov>
There is no labor organization that would cover WWE wrestlers, we have historically approved such petitions. On
another note, we have debated the following: "Is the beneficiary an athlete or entertainer?" This has been historically
debated and argued before, all the way to SCOPS. Answer from SCOPS: The beneficiaries are considered P-1A athletes,
not entertainers.
I routinely approve WWE petition for their wrestlers without question.
Denis L. FL. Puquette
Denis J.H. Paquette
Immigration Services Officer (2)| Business Division |
DHS | USCIS | Vermont Service Center |
From: Deslauriers, Daniel J
Sent: Thursday, July 21, 2016 9:47 AM
To: Paquette, Denis J
Subject: WWE Wrestler
Denis,
Can you think of a labor org that would cover WWE Wrestlers?

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the year is 2032. you were 90 minutes late to your kids parent/teacher conference after your waymo got stuck in a roundabout. your kids educator, an ai version of benjamin franklin, is asking parents if yoga pants are actually acceptable present-day attire. he wont let it go. it doesnt stop

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Senor Pantalones Shidded Doo Doo @senorpantalone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Big Brother spin-off called Big Butthole where a group of strangers live together in a Giant’s Ass

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

theyre doxing sexual assault survivors on my banking app

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David Bixenspan @davidbix.com · 29/09/2026

I want to be very clear about this, by the way: I had sufficient sourcing to where I could have reported this at Deadspin back in 2019. I had confirmation from multiple sides of the story. I'm sure some my colleagues could have, as well. But it wasn't worth the potential harm to PAC's livelihood.

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 29/09/2026

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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 29/09/2026

The minions Gru guy, who Elon now looks like

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Free Press bravely challenging the orthodox belief that film criticism should involve watching the film.

A headline from Bari Weiss’s The Free [sic] Press:

“Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary

There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,' including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.”

First line: “i haven't seen the film,”

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Arienne Childrey @ari4ohio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Pay attention Dems. Gov Beshear won twice, in a deep red state, and never threw trans people under the bus. He led with compassion rather than the fear and cowardice we've seen from some of our Ohio candidates and party leadership.

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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 29/09/2026

You laugh but this is a pretty good time for a "getting fired as editor" speed run.

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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 28/09/2026

marvel should let me write a morbius run where i learn nothing about the character and just write what i think morbius is

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Senor Pantalones Shidded Doo Doo @senorpantalone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I had a friend from age 12-23 who I cut off when he started dating 14 year old when we were 23, he’d go on to do a ton of sex crimes including violently assaulting her when she was of legal age so he never had to register as a sex offender. He’s still out there without a label of how dangerous he is

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