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Bo Mandoe Presents @streampunk76.bsky.social · 10h

Yeah no I wouldn’t have liked that either but we both know it’s true

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Bo Mandoe Presents @streampunk76.bsky.social · 12h

The thing is that now if the West Coast gets nuked, we know it was Trump that did it

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Bo Mandoe Presents @streampunk76.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If the eleventh movie isn’t called Once Fast Once Furious they’ll be missing out on a really good bilingual pun, just saying

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Bo Mandoe Presents @streampunk76.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Let’s just set the clock forward one hour every year until oblivion

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Bo Mandoe Presents @streampunk76.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

spite is underrated as a survival mechanism

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Dude, you can fill out the online complaint form but it's like writing it on a rock & then throwing it in the sea. I wish you well in your endeavor but you're going to need a good pitching arm & magical powers & the luck of an ancient god for the right person who is bad at dodging to see it.

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Bo Mandoe Presents @streampunk76.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

*turns invisible* am I making myself clear?

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Climbed the mountain to test the wisdom of my paper airplanes and also my dating profile and contact info that are on them

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You'd probably never guess by my lighthearted demeanour but I'm literally freaking the fuck out 90% of the time.

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Bo Mandoe Presents @streampunk76.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

“It’s curtains for you,” he said, entirely unaware that his adversary had spent the first fifteen years of his career designing window coverings.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’ve updated my terms and conditions.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

As soon as someone says "there's an art to it" I go "too rich for my blood" and just throw my cards at a blank canvas. Really I'm bluffing because winning nude poker figure drawing is against my curriculum

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Mom's microwave is having trouble & I would try to work on it but I have a firm rule that I never mess with anything that can shock me even if it's unplugged. (Now don't look so skeptical. It's weird but true. Microwaves have high voltage capacitors.)

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Bo Mandoe Presents @streampunk76.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I think you’ve got me confused with everybody else

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Bo Mandoe Presents @streampunk76.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

after much consideration I’ve reached the tentative conclusion that many of my issues arise from overthinking

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Bo Mandoe Presents @streampunk76.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

“Ever been to Macedonia?” “Thrace.” “Impressive! Is that how they say it there?” “What do you call it?” “We just say three times.”

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Bo Mandoe Presents @streampunk76.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

sure hope AI doesn’t kill off humanity before I publish my book in which AI kills off humanity

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

porchy morningtimes chonky dew drops gallumphing hey hey shouty bird

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Bo Mandoe Presents @streampunk76.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

has anyone done a joke where chump lies about cutting down the cherry trees yet

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Bo Mandoe Presents @streampunk76.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

just another part of the capitalist machine posing as its solution

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Bo Mandoe Presents @streampunk76.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Fifteen minutes before feeding time I leapt out of the second best chair in the house, sending the cat running for the kitchen, at which point I swiped the best chair in the house. Checkmate, sucker. Power move.

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Bo Mandoe Presents @streampunk76.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I want to name a character Vera Similitude, but it doesn’t sound real

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

If you ever get home and everything that you own has been thrown in an aquarium it's better than out the window but not as good as put in a museum. Pretty obvious what you did, go rinse your substrate

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Bo Mandoe Presents @streampunk76.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

did you hear about the sober comedians convention? no boos allowed

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Bo Mandoe Presents @streampunk76.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

morning stats: one void bunny, two raccoons, one cat with the zoomies

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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

This metamorphosis is taking all day.

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Bo Mandoe Presents @streampunk76.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

there’s something different about a sliced apple

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

A memento once given as a sweet gift has turned into a state of distress. It was never the object that held value, it was the act itself. Effort was remembered, not colors. It was blue

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Bo Mandoe Presents @streampunk76.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

If the greatest marksman in the world was a woman, and she wasn’t married, I don’t think she would want anyone to call her Miss, because she never did.

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Bo Mandoe Presents @streampunk76.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I feel like this is one of those ‘I need my glasses to find my glasses’ situations

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Bo Mandoe Presents @streampunk76.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

well hello flat feet, my old arch nemesis

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Bo Mandoe Presents @streampunk76.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

the decline of a society is a measure of its failure to adapt

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Bo Mandoe Presents @streampunk76.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I kind of like the sound of a literary rocket propelled grenade

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Bo Mandoe Presents @streampunk76.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

rats are not commonly found on submarines, and other factoids

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Bo Mandoe Presents @streampunk76.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

books are good for your eye to brain coordination

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Bo Mandoe Presents @streampunk76.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Whenever someone ‘hear me out’ I listen respectfully as I escort them to the door.

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beth death & the slay-belles @dumb-belles.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

#vss365 #conquer Boo! hiss! to the conquerors, the empire-builders, the grotesque grabbers. May the flesh of the entitled be scarred & fed to carnivorous pigs. May they be gored by goats & trampled by rabid cows. Down with the sun-never-sets on their greed. Off! Off! Off! with their heads.

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Bo Mandoe Presents @streampunk76.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Recording an audiobook is very difficult when your computer freezes up every 30 minutes.

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Bo Mandoe Presents @streampunk76.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

If repeating the same action and expecting different results is the definition of crazy, how do you explain this second cup of coffee?

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

A small town high school in the mid 80's between 16 Candles and Pretty In Pink, 3 girls and me the only weirdos. They bring a Cabaret Voltaire record to a dance and somehow get the quarterback DJ to play the 8 minute song Kino. Everyone leaves so he puts on Bon Jovi, just how it was

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