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ElieNYC

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Justice Correspondent for The Nation Magazine. Author of Allow Me to Retort and Bad Law. Class: PLD. Alignment: Neutral Good Str:12 Dex:8 Con:15 Int:13 Wis:10 Char:14 Author: Allow Me To Retort

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 1h
Katie Phang: "Get the fuck out of here. Are you kidding me? You think it's a good use of taxpayers time and money to be able to do illegal redactions and withholds that are now forcing me to have to go and sue? Are you joking? But this is how Todd Blanche thinks."
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 18h
14yo: So how did that pitched end up doing after he left the Mets? Me: Freddy Peralta? I don't know. I don't follow baseball. Me: [looks up Peralta's 0.96 ERA September] Me: WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK? WHY IS THIS LIKE THIS? WHY DOES GOD HATE ME. 14yo: I'm so sorry Daddy, that sucks so hard.
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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 23h
I am an LSAT tutor who is looking for new clients. I have been a full-time tutor for over 13 years. I work all over the country via FaceTime or Zoom and have had great results with clients helping people get into all of top schools. Additional details in thread. Reposts deeply appreciated.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 23h
Oh, hell. I should put on a shirt
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 23h
I've been in situations where I've said something *because* I know a co-panelists or host can't say it without risking their jobs and careers. I've used the fact that these shows aren't paying me as a *privilege* to say things, at times.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In some ways, the biggest difference between me and a person who is "successfull in media" is this clip right here. Thompson is summoning every ounce of her strength to sit there and listen to sports praise of a sexual predator. I'd... lose my shit and get fired.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My newsletter is up. Eric Schmitt should be mocked and John Roberts should be hounded and I will not be persuaded otherwise. www.thenation.com/article/poli...
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Eric Schmitt Deserves to Be Mocked Forever
In this week’s Elie v. U.S., our justice correspondent relives the senator’s glorious face plant. Plus: whyt John Roberts’s also deserves our mockery.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Any questions?" "YES, SO MANY"... is basically my standing response to the Trump Era.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is officially October so I am officially allowed to watch David S. Pumpkins on repeat again.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shout out to the heroes in Maine who do NOT sit quietly when the man who is taking away their rights walks into a brewery. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...
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John Roberts Retreated to His Island. Supreme Court Critics Found Him.
After decades of potlucks and paddle-boarding on Maine’s midcoast, rising anger and protests have left the Supreme Court’s chief justice more isolated than ever.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Bible does support the idea that unlevened bread can be transubstantiated into flesh so, you know, I don't really look to the Bible as the definitive source on trans issues.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trump will not be held accountable for his illegal commercials. But it is still important that we recognize the commercials as illegal. There. Are. FOUR. Lights. My latest in @thenation.com www.thenation.com/article/poli...
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PSA: Trump Continues To Commit Crimes
While the president is unlikely to face any consequences for his patently illegal, taxpayer-funded ads, it’s essential to remember he should.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man, my vote (I learned it by watching you) is getting cooked here like that egg. A: I guess because I learned it by watching you is more quotable, it lodged as more famous to me. B: This is why we have EDITORS folks. People who can disabuse you of your priors.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hive mind, settle a Gen X debate for me. What's more famous: "I learned it by watching you" OR "This is your brain on drugs" And if you need more context then you aren't allowed to answer.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
14yo (discussing his team’s loss in water polo): The other team had VERY big kids. Me: It sounds like you guys played scared. 14yo: We WERE scared. Me: Well, you can’t be afraid like that. 14yo: If I wanted to overcome fear I’d play football. Me: … 14yo: Anyway, I got 100% on my science quiz.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Get you "friends" who make fun of your team in their lede graphs, AND THEN TELL YOU that you're not paranoid and the swipe was meant *specifically* for you. :(
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a Michigan fan, I guess I can empathize with Eric Schmitt. The Iowa Hawkeyes are exposing a lot of people as gigantic frauds these days.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The moment Jack Smith realized Eric Schmitt was talking about the wrong game.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These Republicans are actual fucking clowns
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jesus fucking Christ
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ooh. This is actually big. BUT… it probably means that this case will be decided on procedural grounds so his vote for the oil companies will not be strictly necessary. I doubt he would have recused if his vote was critical to the Republicans
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Omg. That Dante Moore hit
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anyway, the 13yo is now the 14yo so I’m going back to birthday party
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But, as I wrote in my newsletter, these 8th circuit judges should actually be impeached. We simply can’t have “a judicial system” if Republican judges are going to literally defy the *Republican* Supreme Court just to try to give the GOP one more House seat.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was about half a day off in my prediction of when SCOTUS would smack down the 8th circuit Missouri thing. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In this newsletter I try to remind people that Jesusland is not a reflection of reality. www.thenation.com/article/poli...
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The First Amendment Lives for Another News Cycle—Maybe
In this week’s Elie v. U.S., our justice correspondent parses Trump’s attacks on CNN, MS NOW, and Politico. Plus: it’s time to impeach the judges!
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SCOTUS sucks, yes it must be expanded and reformed, and also, to quote @tressiemcphd.bsky.social, PANIC is a PSYOP.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My man @drjasonjohnson.bsky.social ties the Nikole Hannah Jones kerfuffle to the LANTERNS series and… it’s like this content was specifically made for ME youtu.be/wevYtqWm6Ek?...
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Nikole Hannah Jones & the Lanterns Guide to Black Parenting
YouTube video by DrJasonJohnson
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The racist thing. The most racist thing he can think of is “the kind of thing Trump likes to do.”
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I must say that I went with an Nvidia card instead of an AMD when I bought my gaming rig a couple of years ago. If I can ever afford another one (big "if" at this point), I will certainly go with an AMD, BASED SOLELY on the complete odiousness of Jensen Huang. He is for sure one of the bad guys.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Should I try to get tickets to Other Desert Cities? On the one hand... it's all white people. On the other hand, those white people are Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Allison Janney, and Ed Harris, which are white people I really, really like to see act.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Everything Trump Touches Dies: Nee York Football Giants edition www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
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Sources: Giants QB Jaxson Dart out for extended period
Jaxson Dart's knee injury is more severe than originally anticipated, and the Giants QB could miss the rest of the season, sources told NFL Network's Ian Rapoport and Mike Garafolo.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Laundry for me. Not folding. But providing warm and clean clothes for my family feels good.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I know we're all used to Trump embarassing us on the world stage. But we are truly a rogue nation. A rogue *superpower*, and need to be sanctioned and defeated by the international community.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is why AI is a real prisoner's dilemma, because if you are another country and you hear this idiot's mouth noises, what are you supposed to rationally do? *Not* develope AI and just assume this fuck is going to handle everything responsibly?
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
At core, they do not believe democracy *should be allowed* if their side isn’t guaranteed to win. And that becomes the inescapable problem.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Republican judges are fucking insane and unsurvivable in the long term
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If I could sum up why I’m not a Republican in one quote…
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They faked out Chris Fowler. Nice.
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Zach @zrcr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
People are looking at these rumored $50 million rosters and freaking out. Top tier coaches are making $13 million, which is over a quarter of that number by themselves and no one says shit.
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Zach Pennington @zachpennington.com · 18/09/2026
If Ted Cruz went on a Sunday show and advocated for drinking more water and breathing air, I would have to re-think some things. Joking aside, the Protect College Sports Act is very American, in that it protects money. It is not pro-athlete or pro-worker. I'm writing my reps about it.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The ChatGPT valence here is amazing!
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Joe Patrice @joepatrice.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As a related plug… this is also why we cannot support the AI “regulation” being talked about, which is just like this bill — fake regulation to make sure the rich stay richer.
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Lane Kiffin Is EXACTLY The Guy Who Uses ChatGPT For Legal Advice - Above the Law
The SEC and the frontier AI labs are running the same broken playbook.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Democrats *cannot* support the Protection College Sports Act. It’s the most anti-labor coming out of this Congress. We cannot cap the mobility of black athletes, but not white coaches. My newsletter is up. www.thenation.com/article/poli...
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We Need to Protect College Sports from Ted Cruz
In this week’s Elie v. U.S., our justice correspondent looks at the many ways Ted Cruz’s college-sports bill threatens athletes’ labor rights. Plus: why our mail-in voting nightmare isn’t over.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When I first heard “I’d rather die on my feet than live on my knees.” I thought it was a bad ass choice. Now I realize it’s not a “choice.” It’s a reaction. Something happens: you stand up, or you cower. Sheeran cowered. Macklemore stood up.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cowardice always seems to “safe” until you realize that you have to live the life of a coward forever
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I did, in fact, “laugh out loud” when I read the Elon’s Cyclops had THREE eyes. Somehow, a three-eyed Cylcops feels like the perfect metaphor for late stage America
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I wrote about who is actually making America “poorer and dirtier.” It’s not immigrants. (Gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Who is responsible for this terrible state of affairs? The opposition party and immigrants, apparently. Vance went on to say, “The Democrat legacy of the last few years was that they bankrupted our country and left us poor. They left our country weaker. They left our border wide open and our communities less safe.”

But this account represents a preposterous inversion. Almost every problem Vance lists, the Trump administration has made worse.

The administration’s environmental policies have made American water and air dirtier. Its health-care, tariff, and tax policies have worsened inflation and increased the financial burden on most American households, even as incomes have grown. And its public-health policies have led to outbreaks of contagious disease.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This woman has turned not engaging with her franchise into a moral imperative.
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Ezra Levin ❌👑 @ezralevin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Covered this and our battleground state polling on What’s the Plan today. It’s hard to overstate just how stupid this consultant advice is. It’s as if they want Dems to lose.
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