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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 3h

Happy Monday! Sike. Fuck this shit

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 2h

My loan for filling my gas tank completely was just approved.

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 2h

They think you should join the SNL cast?

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It's a beautiful day to throw your phone in the ocean.

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Does anything of your original self remain?

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blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 11/09/2021

maybe you're not in the most ideal situation but you're still going to be okay.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

*at the bottom of the ocean This is nice.

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

[Serious post] I skeeted too much I’m going to have a son (in actuality)

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

1526 My ancestor (brings a few fish in from the stream): I have conquered, Woman. Meat’s here! 2026 Me (returning from Costco with a large Atlantic Salmon filet): I have conquered, Woman. Meat’s here!

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I never understood “cool beans” When I eat beans, i like to have them cooked and warm “Warm beans” are pretty rad

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Totally not offended. Just reassuring our neighbors by letting them know there’s still folks out here with self respect and respect for others But yeah, we get it. Hoping our elections in about 5 weeks will lame duck this turd

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Many Americans still appreciate our great Canadians neighbors and remain hopeful this is a temporary situation

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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The USA is so far gone lethal injections are now non lethal while everything else not meant to be lethal is deadly.

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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Oh yes I would

A USB stick plugged into the wall and it says you wouldn't download a house

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I was in Paris for about a week til I finally found out what Sortie meant in the subway

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Check a dry cleaners, they’re sometimes both Off the rack clothes are always made for ordinary people not the extraordinary

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Alt(eration) Text: Take them to a local sewing lady and have the waist brought in

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Our best work oft wasted on heathens

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

They should make a $200 dentist appointment that doesn’t end up being $2000.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Like a lit candle at a seance blow me.

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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

a tooth for a tooth leaves everybody whistling in the wind

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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

but where did the first mummy get all that toilet paper

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Guys, don’t use Crisco as a sex lube. It’s a shortening.

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WittySassBasket @wittysassbasket.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

One thing about me, I'll be taking an extra napkin.

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WittySassBasket @wittysassbasket.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I don't like who I become when I have to use voice prompts on a phone call

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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 18/11/2023

What doesn't kill you, make you darkly sarcastic.

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

-Dentist: "You're brushing your teeth wrong" -Nutritionist: "You're eating wrong" -Parents: “You're living wrong" -Liquor Store Clerk: "Excellent choice”

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I’m at home, so it could be possible

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