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Julicorn

@chicksrule.bsky.social
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
This is where I post from
A very modern and slick looking white personal hyperbaric chamber that has been labeled Banger chamber with a blue sky logo
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Henpecked Hal @henpeckedhal.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
It is with a heavy heart that I post this, according to my cardiologist.
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Got my performance review.
Old floppy drive with printed label 'Works, but makes Sad Noises'
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
i really hope someone empties it out at the end of the day
Playground tube slide boarded up and labeled “slide closed.”
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Julicorn @chicksrule.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
This meeting could have been the rapture
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
omg omg i think im being raptured nope just stood up too quickly oof nvm
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
if the rapture starts when im on the toilet pooping will i be allowed to pull my pants up or do i just float up with dropped trou
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about the Rapture? KNOW THE SIGNS: LOL: left on land WTF: where’s the family ROFL: rapture only for losers OMG: oh ma geddon
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Proctology is located in A55
Hospital door labeled “800B - Women's Care Specialists - Mammogram/Ultrasound.”
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
tell me without telling me that she has to finish herself off after you fall asleep
A Cybertruck wrapped to look like the General Lee from Dukes of Hazzard.
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Julicorn @chicksrule.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Good for her!
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
[folds menu gently and hands to server] please may I have the applebee
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
“Well, I hope you’ve learned your lesson, Jessica.” “I have. I’m never drinking again.” “Good. When you’re done, my food bowl is empty.”
A cat sits on the back of of blonde on her knees, hunched over a toilet bowl.
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Server: a little Quiche before your main sir? Me: ok, but no tongue
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Waiter: may i recommend the steak? Dracula: you may not
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Whoever did this and I would get along well.
Sticker on a smoke alarm has an “INSTALLED ON” field intended for a date. “The Ceiling” is filled into the field.
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Emily Blunt: fuck me Emily Subtle: come up for coffee
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
me: you go first dolphin: oh man you are so fucked
A Scrabble board with a rack of seven E's in the foreground.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The left isn’t “dancing on Charlie Kirk’s grave,” we’re just pointing out that, thanks to rhetoric like his, a lot of other graves exist.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
you get a collect call from jail saying it is your pancreas
doctors reveal the number-1 sign your pancreas is in trouble
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Everyone’s gonna be wide awake at his funeral. If only because they’ll play Kool & The Gang’s “Celebration” at full volume.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
If a billionaire fell in a forest and there was no one around to hear him, that would be perfect
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Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
🎶 Whoa oh here she comes Watch out ants she'll chew you up Whoa oh here she comes She's an anteater
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
big day today
a calendar event for today titled “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” starting at 9am and it is an all day event
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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Capri Sun packages were designed to teach kids how to do emergency tracheotomies
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Cry January
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Nervously, I close the bag. “No way,” I tell myself. “It’s not like she’s gonna count the fries.” I start to sweat.
A roadside billboard reads “Your wife knows...”
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Marilyn Manson: Congratulations, you’re the new drummer in my band. You’ll need to pick a stage name that combines an iconic female celebrity and a notorious killer Me: I’ll be called Betty Boop Drunk Driving Marilyn Manson: You’re fired
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
you’ll eventually fall into the ocean
Overhead road sign reads DON’T DRIVE AND DRIVE
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
filled with the tears of your mother who’s never seen you wear that sweater she bought you even though you said you liked it
sign for Lake Disappointment
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Julicorn @chicksrule.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
How the hell did you choose Mayor Humdinger over Mayor Goodway
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
sean connery’s alma mater
“SHCOOL” painted on roadway leading to buildings ahead.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
is it love? i bet it’s love
White cargo trailer with a message that reads "THIS CONTAINER TRANSPORTS A DISEASE WHICH HAS NO CURE."
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Julicorn @chicksrule.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
BUT NOT LIKE THAT, DIANE
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
i'm women are mentally re-dressing me with their eyes years old.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
SEND NUDES HAIL SATAN DESPACITO
Letter lamps rearranged to spell:

SEND NUDES
HAIL SATAN
DESPACITO
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Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I did another starter pack. I hope I was able to: 1) include all the people I missed the first time, and 2) avoid duplicating entries. Check them out when you get a moment, or take a chance and just hit Follow all! go.bsky.app/RfwsqHa
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
2025 coming in like…
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TracieBreaux @traciebreaux.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
After hearing how eating too much sugar and carbohydrates affects the human body I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
for the potato fears not death
Printed instructions for microwaving a potato with encircled bullet point, “Potato may whistle in microwave.”
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Julicorn @chicksrule.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I‘m 41 today. Send thoughts and prayers. And cake.
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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
You've got this Sheila! Just remember, new year new ewe!
A sheep/ewe is in a field. In the field is a mirror and she is nose to nose with her reflection in the mirror.
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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I just think everyone in those john wick movies needs to use their words more
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 28/12/2024
If I can't wear yoga pants, I'm not going If I 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 to wear yoga pants, I am also not going
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Julicorn @chicksrule.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
So in the beginning of A Muppet Christmas Carol everyone is singing a song about how they all hate Scrooge and after that they simply eat all the vegetables, fruits and turkeys they just sang a song with and we’re all gonna act like this isn’t horrifying
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 24/12/2024
The orc from Return of the King saying “The age of men is over. Now the Jingle Hop has begun.” He is wearing a Santa hat
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Mmm, cucumber water. All the flavor of cucumber, all the excitement of water
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