Julicorn @chicksrule.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Unsure if you have the softest lips ever so you just never needed it or if you have the driest lips ever because you’ve never used it 000
Reposted by JulicornHenpecked Hal @henpeckedhal.bsky.social · 11/10/2025It is with a heavy heart that I post this, according to my cardiologist. 0103
Reposted by JulicornLou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Got my performance review. 75144643111
Reposted by JulicornGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2025What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared. 205186434193
Julicorn @chicksrule.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Wait, we have to be naked for this? Nobody told me this, I need another 7 hours of sit-ups before the rapture 120
Julicorn @chicksrule.bsky.social · 24/09/2025"Should we let them know the slide‘s closed at the top-" "Naaaah, I have a way better idea" 040
Reposted by JulicornUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 24/09/2025i really hope someone empties it out at the end of the day 736169
Julicorn @chicksrule.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Better invest in some tissues to dry the tears, Financial Times 000
Julicorn @chicksrule.bsky.social · 23/09/2025What else would be appropriate to the occasion?media.tenor.coma man stands in front of a wall of advertisements including etihadALT: a man stands in front of a wall of advertisements including etihad 010
Julicorn @chicksrule.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Ugh, relatable *sits down again just for a few seconds* 110
Reposted by Julicornkattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 23/09/2025omg omg i think im being raptured nope just stood up too quickly oof nvm 18676134
Julicorn @chicksrule.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Would have been nice to be raptured earlier today because why did I still have to go through a whole workday? 020
Reposted by Julicornfredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 22/09/2025if the rapture starts when im on the toilet pooping will i be allowed to pull my pants up or do i just float up with dropped trou 7475
Reposted by Julicornborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 23/09/2025ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about the Rapture? KNOW THE SIGNS: LOL: left on land WTF: where’s the family ROFL: rapture only for losers OMG: oh ma geddon 151023258
Julicorn @chicksrule.bsky.social · 23/09/2025LMAO: leave my ass out BBL: bye bitch-ass losers OOMF: oops only motherf*ckers floating 040
Julicorn @chicksrule.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Can I be raptured slightly before the pooping guy please? 010
Julicorn @chicksrule.bsky.social · 21/09/2025I‘m gonna be real with you here, the first maybe five seconds will already earn you a few disgusted looks 120
Julicorn @chicksrule.bsky.social · 15/09/2025When you‘ve lost your house but at least it’s due to Gabrielle Spaghetti 150
Reposted by JulicornNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 15/09/2025The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right? 577285768596
Reposted by JulicornUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Proctology is located in A55 1448095
Julicorn @chicksrule.bsky.social · 15/09/2025My initial thought was screenshat but that feels kinda gross 020
Reposted by JulicornUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 12/09/2025tell me without telling me that she has to finish herself off after you fall asleep 30514100
Julicorn @chicksrule.bsky.social · 13/09/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is crying and saying `` i 'm fine , it 's fine `` .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is crying and saying `` i 'm fine , it 's fine `` . 010
Julicorn @chicksrule.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Maybe she just wants to do the "losing debates with 20yo‘s" part. Charlie would have wanted a woman to be put in her place 110
Reposted by JulicornYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 13/09/2025[folds menu gently and hands to server] please may I have the applebee 1043278
Julicorn @chicksrule.bsky.social · 13/09/2025media.tenor.coma woman in a yellow sweater is smiling and looking at the cameraALT: a woman in a yellow sweater is smiling and looking at the camera 010
Julicorn @chicksrule.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Not for long, nothing is soft once Barbara gets going 010
Julicorn @chicksrule.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Exactly! "We don’t do that here" You do it all of the time! "Can’t believe it’s one of us" It’s ALWAYS one of you! 010
Reposted by JulicornUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 13/09/2025“Well, I hope you’ve learned your lesson, Jessica.” “I have. I’m never drinking again.” “Good. When you’re done, my food bowl is empty.” 529777
Julicorn @chicksrule.bsky.social · 13/09/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon of a man wearing a yellow uniform with a star on itALT: a cartoon of a man wearing a yellow uniform with a star on it 000
Reposted by Julicorninkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Server: a little Quiche before your main sir? Me: ok, but no tongue 5350114
Reposted by Julicorninkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Waiter: may i recommend the steak? Dracula: you may not 524696
Reposted by JulicornUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Whoever did this and I would get along well. 1350789
Reposted by Julicorninkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Emily Blunt: fuck me Emily Subtle: come up for coffee 291149253
Julicorn @chicksrule.bsky.social · 13/09/2025media.tenor.coma man wearing a black t-shirt with the words `` oh my '' on it is making a funny face .ALT: a man wearing a black t-shirt with the words `` oh my '' on it is making a funny face . 040
Julicorn @chicksrule.bsky.social · 13/09/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is holding a microphone and saying can i get an amen !ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a microphone and saying can i get an amen ! 010
