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Lou Inglese

@chaos440.bsky.social
1.1K followers 1.1K following 2.3K posts

LOSTie forever, Fire Starter, Westworld host, SciFi geek jonesing for his cortexiphan fix. Don't Panic! I WILL fix your computer, but I won't like it.

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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 15h
“You shall love your neighbor as yourself” (Mark 12:31) That's exactly why I won't even talk to those assholes.
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 15h
Life is a soup and I am the fork.
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 15h
I really know how to light up a room... ...usually this entails using fire and accelerants.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
5,401th Scandal That Would Have Killed Any Other Politician's Career Dead Engulfs Trump
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Knock his block off!
Boxing match between a human and a "Rock 'em Sock 'Em Robot"
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This morning the alarm went off, I got up, turned on the coffee maker and poured my cereal then...the alarm went off (WTF), I got up, turned on the coffee maker and poured my cereal. Pure 'Glitch in the Matrix' shit.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
all trump had to do is sit back and relax and pretend like the recovery he inherited from biden was all his doing. instead he did tariffs and war and like reagan and bush before him, he fucked over the economy. it is the republican way.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Feels like skipping past the Civil War and World War II are sorta big tells here? I wonder why he doesn't want to talk about the times the US military waged war against white supremacists. Probably a totally innocent explanation, right? Right?
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Your monthly bill is available" So? What am I a dating service?
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 01/10/2026
Impeach Hegseth on January 3. I don’t care if you don’t have enough senate votes to convict and remove.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seriously 💥 😡🙄
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
I for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy International Blasphemy Day! I had a little talk with God this morning and she told me she loves International Blasphemy Day. She's got a better sense of humor than she's given credit for.
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sure, things are bad, but you should try to enjoy it because they are going to get so much worse.
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jon-sociologist.bsky.social @jon-sociologist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
People think Trump is called "47" because he's the 47th president of the US. It's actually because that's his IQ. Which also explains why MAGA thinks he is so smart, because none of them have an IQ that high.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
new toon: morning briefing www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
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Morning briefing
A cartoon by Tom Tomorrow.
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In 8th grade debate class I was assigned to argue Pro-Alcoholism which, in retrospect, explains a lot.
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Live your life so that when you die people say, "Really? I thought they died years ago".
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today is National Coffee Day so, you know what, I think I might try some.
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why is it they never show King Kong flinging his poop, his most terrifying power?
King Kong with a handful of his own poop, ready to throw.
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm halfway through the tub and still nothing. Exactly how much of it am I supposed to eat?
A tub of 'Airport Grade' asphalt 'Depression Filler' for road repairs.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Glad about the result, but I don’t think it speaks well of us as a country that after two years of human rights violations, war crimes, naked gangster corruption, and contempt for the Constitution, he’s finally unpopular because gas got expensive.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now that Fall is here remember to make an appointment with your dentist to have your teeth cleaned and rotated.
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It must be fall because the Spirit Halloweens are blooming.
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Republicans are trying to take away access to birth control but the jokes on them because they can't take away my personality.
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you plan on returning to Earth after the Rapture please be sure to get your hand stamped on the way up. You will not be allowed back without a hand stamp.
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AgentJoeMcJoe 🇺🇸 @joemcjoe11.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How on earth can 30% of Americans still approve of the job Trumpy is doing? What the hell is wrong with them?
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This may seem a little obsessive-compulsive, but I only read E-books and sort all the words alphabetically before I start.
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spooky rachel @introspectre.online · 03/01/2026
just spent about 20 minutes trying to track down this video on Instagram
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Cranky Cracker @timmyturmoil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I believe the Democratic Party will overwhelmingly win the midterms. I better not hear one Democrat talk about moving on and unity. I need to hear about justice and accountability and yes, retribution.
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You could paint a burlap sack orange, fill it with dog crap and leave it in the sun for a week, and you'll have made a better human being than Donald Trump.
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The president is just such a stupid asshole. I know we try to ascribe motives to this guy but he’s at the end of the day, when the story is written, just a dumdum idiot with a tiny brain that don’t work so good.
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Pumpactionmusket @pumpactionmusket.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Holy shit. All of the submission videos are just being uploaded immediately at the bottom of the webpage without any moderation whatsoever. Somebody is getting fired for this. openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope...
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You are the biggest international joke of all time. We’re all waiting for the midterms, when you can waddle off into history as the lamest lame duck of all time.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/09/2026
Ossoff: "Look, we already know that Donald Trump is a dangerously corrupt and incompetent man. The question is what we're going to do about it."
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Some people are so stupid they take my breath away. Like a beautiful sunset, except the exact opposite.
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"I'm a shitty person! I'm a shitty person! I'm a shitty person and here are all the shitty things I believe!", shouts a shitty person, who then wants me to explain why I don't want to interact with them in any way.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me giving directions to the North Pole: Head due north Keep heading due north As soon as you start heading south stop
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Trump has not once called on Putin to stop bombing civilian population centers, which he targets daily. Witkoff & Kushner never said that to Putin. We cut off Patriots to Ukraine for air defense. But now he demands Ukraine stop bombing refineries while Russia murders civilians.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
JARED KUSHNER CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF.
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's a great place to visit but I wouldn't want to live here.
A picture of the entire Earth from space.
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There's nothing like 8 hours of sleep. I just wish it didn't take two days to get it.
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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
hey welcome to America you can get arrested for giving water to people waiting in line to vote but the president is offering you $5k to vote for his party
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 11/09/2026
Amy @lolennui.bsky.social

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, "did you eat the Lindbergh baby" he's like, "no but I'd be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later"
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