Reposted by the infamous chefKnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 8hClimbs into the air fryer basket just to feel something 05322
Reposted by the infamous chefLisa “ghost girl from the queen mary” Singletary 👻🚢 @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 29/09/2025ⓘ this user is suspected of having tea with squirrels, please report any suspicious behavior 1231867
Reposted by the infamous chefg.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026remember that tree you used to climb as a kid. 65719
Reposted by the infamous chefg.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026why does it always feel like i showed up right after someone says "things are quiet, too quiet" 14218
Reposted by the infamous chefg.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 28/02/2025there are 2 kinds of ppl in this world: ones who can infer from context 16938243
Reposted by the infamous chefMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Mental health? No. This walk is for scheming 6362133
Reposted by the infamous chefMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Listen, man, you didn’t weird me out you weirded me in. Tell me more obscure facts immediately. 7838302
Reposted by the infamous chefMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 02/03/2025I am merely a collection of stardust molded into a semiconscious bag of goo forced to make meaning out of existence while remembering to hydrate. 22575186
Reposted by the infamous chefLyddie @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026They asked me what I was going to be when I grew up. Lactose Intolerant, I replied. 053
Reposted by the infamous chefLyddie @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It's called driving cattle, maybe you've herd of it 072
Reposted by the infamous chefthe infamous chef @chefelicious.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I like the Halloween season.. The cobwebs in my apartment are considered 'festive' not negligence and laziness 0167
Reposted by the infamous chefthe infamous chef @chefelicious.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Her: You eat pizza every day! I didn't today H: what you eat? ..... Pizza rolls 021
Reposted by the infamous chefMeeka @meekanz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It's Wednesday, and you know what that means! Nuggets for dinner because I'm an adult and can make adult decisions 🥳 3192
Reposted by the infamous chefSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026All good things are a little out of tune 2319479
Reposted by the infamous chefRick Havoc @rickhavoc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I have a really hard time with having empathy for someone who voted for pedophilia and graft. Three. Fucking. Times. 12313
Reposted by the infamous chefϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 07/10/2026how many little debbies does it take until you become big debra 47827
Reposted by the infamous chefFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The first person to open a store selling spare parts for planes was like 'remember, the customer is always Wright' omg I'm so sorry 814542
Reposted by the infamous chefJust Call Me Frank @justcallmefrank.bsky.social · 14/11/2024This is the WORST way to learn about how government works. 31773170
Reposted by the infamous chefCynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 24/08/2026they should make an antidepressant I can freebase 89435
Reposted by the infamous chef'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If you live long enough, eventually there will be people who decide for no particular reason that they just don't like you, but the important thing to remember about those people is that they can eat shit 24816
Reposted by the infamous chefSeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 24/10/2025🎶 You can't hide your lion eyes 🎶 214727
Reposted by the infamous chefDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Don’t correct me. Being wrong is part of my charm 46721
Reposted by the infamous chefJenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’ve been having a lot of thoughts lately & I don’t like any of them 713649
Reposted by the infamous chefMarly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 06/10/2026In line to renew tags Clerk: You want one of those fancy tags? It's like another 38 dollars. I thought you were broke Man in line ahead of me: I am. Forget it. I'm just a poor boy Me: (trying hard not to Bohemian Rhapsodize aloud) 🎵he's just a poor boy from a poor family🎵 23813
Reposted by the infamous chefMarly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Maybe Saturday Me and Monday Me should just slap fight to decide who is in charge of finances. 15327
Reposted by the infamous chefKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Social anxiety is a turn-on. Like yeah babe let’s leave 10302102
Reposted by the infamous chefKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Home is where the heart takes it’s pants off immediately 526091
Reposted by the infamous chefSelma James Cabana just don’t call me late @bazydola.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Our president has the MyAss touch. Everything he touches turns to shit 021
Reposted by the infamous chefLizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I hope this email finds my will to live 112958
Reposted by the infamous chefMrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 06/10/2026So if someone is driving under the speed limit in the left lane of the interstate are they trying to teach me a lesson or are they just an asshole? 3164
Reposted by the infamous chefIndu Pillai @indupillai01.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have a wish that’s no longer a wish but a hermit’s lamp that illumines the dark nights of the soul. 12917
Reposted by the infamous chefTiffany Troia @tiffanytroia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I finally figured out what my problem is. It only took like... 15 years. 3212
Reposted by the infamous chefEric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 06/10/20262nd interview with panel of 4 today. One to set up the hoops, one to set them on fire, one to crack the whip and one to remove the safety net. Just kidding there was never a safety net. 1244
Reposted by the infamous chefamberkitty 🐈⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Can we start over I wasn't ready 311747
Reposted by the infamous chef👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026did a quick hike around the La Cieneguilla petroglyphs today… quick question tho, how did these ancient peoples know what your mom looks like 3253
Reposted by the infamous chefJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Me: well, you’re a talkative little guy Cat: *translation* On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil 819758
Reposted by the infamous chefGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 12/06/2025no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet 221276367
Reposted by the infamous chefOrpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 06/10/2026It’s intellectually dishonest idiocy to say he advocated letting Iran blow up a U.S. city. I watched it. It’s crystal goddamned clear he meant gas prices are a small price to pay. I fucking hate the motherfucker. He didn’t say it. You can’t manufacture outrage based on shit syntax. 5245
the infamous chef @chefelicious.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Her: You eat pizza every day! I didn't today H: what you eat? ..... Pizza rolls 021
Reposted by the infamous chefDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Bread is the only thing that settles my stomach after eating bread 2437
Reposted by the infamous chefFiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Reverse Cowgirl so I can ride off into the sunset 1175
Reposted by the infamous chefMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I have to tell you all, I started the week with a bottle of patience, but the bottle is almost empty now. 812068
Reposted by the infamous chefRoxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My contribution today. Grasshopper on moss. 212934
Reposted by the infamous chefFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 02/10/2026[walking home early after another bad date] looks like my online sensual juggling classes were a waste of time 17733