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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 11h

Climbs into the air fryer basket just to feel something

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Lisa “ghost girl from the queen mary” Singletary 👻🚢 @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

ⓘ this user is suspected of having tea with squirrels, please report any suspicious behavior

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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

remember that tree you used to climb as a kid.

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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

why does it always feel like i showed up right after someone says "things are quiet, too quiet"

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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

there are 2 kinds of ppl in this world: ones who can infer from context

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Misery Highlight 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Mental health? No. This walk is for scheming

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Misery Highlight 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Listen, man, you didn’t weird me out you weirded me in. Tell me more obscure facts immediately.

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Misery Highlight 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

I am merely a collection of stardust molded into a semiconscious bag of goo forced to make meaning out of existence while remembering to hydrate.

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Lyddie, but spookier @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

They asked me what I was going to be when I grew up. Lactose Intolerant, I replied.

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Lyddie, but spookier @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It's called driving cattle, maybe you've herd of it

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the infamous chef @chefelicious.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I like the Halloween season.. The cobwebs in my apartment are considered 'festive' not negligence and laziness

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the infamous chef @chefelicious.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Her: You eat pizza every day! I didn't today H: what you eat? ..... Pizza rolls

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Weirdos gonna weird.

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the infamous chef @chefelicious.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I had mashed potatoes for breakfast

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Meeka @meekanz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It's Wednesday, and you know what that means! Nuggets for dinner because I'm an adult and can make adult decisions 🥳

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

All good things are a little out of tune

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Rick Havoc @rickhavoc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I have a really hard time with having empathy for someone who voted for pedophilia and graft. Three. Fucking. Times.

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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

how many little debbies does it take until you become big debra

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The first person to open a store selling spare parts for planes was like 'remember, the customer is always Wright' omg I'm so sorry

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the infamous chef @chefelicious.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Isn't he supposed to be fired 🙄

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Just Call Me Frank @justcallmefrank.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

This is the WORST way to learn about how government works.

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

they should make an antidepressant I can freebase

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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If you live long enough, eventually there will be people who decide for no particular reason that they just don't like you, but the important thing to remember about those people is that they can eat shit

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

🎶 You can't hide your lion eyes 🎶

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Don’t correct me. Being wrong is part of my charm

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’ve been having a lot of thoughts lately & I don’t like any of them

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

In line to renew tags Clerk: You want one of those fancy tags? It's like another 38 dollars. I thought you were broke Man in line ahead of me: I am. Forget it. I'm just a poor boy Me: (trying hard not to Bohemian Rhapsodize aloud) 🎵he's just a poor boy from a poor family🎵

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Maybe Saturday Me and Monday Me should just slap fight to decide who is in charge of finances.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Social anxiety is a turn-on. Like yeah babe let’s leave

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Home is where the heart takes it’s pants off immediately

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Selma James Cabana just don’t call me late @bazydola.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Our president has the MyAss touch. Everything he touches turns to shit

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I hope this email finds my will to live

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

So if someone is driving under the speed limit in the left lane of the interstate are they trying to teach me a lesson or are they just an asshole?

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Indu Pillai @indupillai01.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I have a wish that’s no longer a wish but a hermit’s lamp that illumines the dark nights of the soul.

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Tiffany Troia @tiffanytroia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I finally figured out what my problem is. It only took like... 15 years.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

2nd interview with panel of 4 today. One to set up the hoops, one to set them on fire, one to crack the whip and one to remove the safety net. Just kidding there was never a safety net.

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Can we start over I wasn't ready

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👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

did a quick hike around the La Cieneguilla petroglyphs today… quick question tho, how did these ancient peoples know what your mom looks like

A dark brown rock face with a petroglyph drawing that looks like a face with maybe some snakes or worms coming out of it

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Me: well, you’re a talkative little guy Cat: *translation* On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 06/10/2026

It’s intellectually dishonest idiocy to say he advocated letting Iran blow up a U.S. city. I watched it. It’s crystal goddamned clear he meant gas prices are a small price to pay. I fucking hate the motherfucker. He didn’t say it. You can’t manufacture outrage based on shit syntax.

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the infamous chef @chefelicious.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Her: You eat pizza every day! I didn't today H: what you eat? ..... Pizza rolls

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