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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026

we need to respond to gen z's success at the box office with a millennialcore Backrooms. The interior of this pop-up kitchen seems normal at first... but then you start to notice the "kiss me and feed me tacos" neon signs become increasingly twisted... the shareables become unshareable...

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Geoffrey Palmer @livingcardsmtg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Magic Mashup: Halloween - Day 1 "We have such sights to show you"

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

not sure why I made this but now you have to see it

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

there has not been one poll in the last six months i have not scrolled quickly past and dismissed it as an outlier lol

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It’s fucking me up that the word elevate predates the invention of the elevator but the invention of the escalator predates the word escalate. It’s complete madness

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Oxo good grips broadsword

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MaxMakesMagic @maxmakesmagic.com · 22/09/2026

thats_how_the_game_works.dec

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 23/09/2026

part of being 40 is calling into work sick bc you ate a sandwich that was too greasy

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CJ @ceejsteak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

@mtgdad.bsky.social I just saw how the new Kiora is noble and you've really opened my eyes up to a world I never knew about. Why on earth is she noble?! She has one card with "Sovereign" in the title so she's noble forever now? She never had a kingdom!

The magic card Kiora of Fire and Ashes, where she has a type of Merfolk Noble

The magic card Kiora of Salt and Sand, where she has a creature type of Merfolk Noble

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'm going to be the first Godzilla to have sex on screen, Liz

jane krakowski as jenna maroney on 30 rock

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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got

Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."

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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

they community noted my shit

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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Back in 1999 everyone was excited about the new millennium but it’s safe to say it’s already a write-off. Time to give up and wait for the next one!

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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Not bad, but this one is my favorite:

@prettyliltakemachine

Welcome new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness - who thought that. I do not look like Mr. Clean's gay brother. Who thought that."

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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.

The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Every new dinosaur thing is like the Tyrannosaurus Rex wore short sleeved dress shirts and worked as a paralegal

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CJ @ceejsteak.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Hastily doing the complex math of 52 weeks times 4 and getting sad

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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

That’s good Bluesky

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CJ @ceejsteak.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Truly didn't know this had other panels

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andy™ @andylevy.net · 12/09/2026

at this point in political time i have to believe that trans people make up 70-80% of society and are oppressing the cis minority

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

my buddy who lived in italy as a kid mentioned what the ninja turtles are called in italian and i asked how they made it work with the song and,

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Writer for NBC10 Boston fuckin HATES Mercury

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Marielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 11/09/2026

Losing my mind at this years-old beef on r/Pickleball

Post on r/Pickleball: "the world's healthiest sport"

If anyone is watching the US Open, they put a big sign on the court that reads, "the world's healthiest sport." They're definitely reacting to the popularity of pickleball and the recent report about how it (along with other racket sports) can extend your life.

This is not surprising given the recent comments (https://time.com/7015072/pickleball-craze-america/) from USTA President Brian Hainline:

Quite frankly, it’s obnoxious to hear that pickleball noise...Not to put it down, but compared to tennis … seriously?
And of course he is now advocating for "red ball tennis" which is basically tennis with slower balls on smaller (i.e., pickleball) courts. This is his petty way of getting back at pickleball for "eroding" the tennis infrastructure (i.e., taking their courts) - by trying to take back the pickleball courts for tennis.

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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson

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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

BREAKING: a whistleblower has just quit company wikiHow, warning that within ten years, advanced wikiHow illustrations may kill us all

wikihow tutorial illustration with a man in baseball cap and pink shirt partially crouching, hands on thighs, and pivoting counterclockwise as shown by red arrows. Caption reads, "how to discretely get your balls unstuck from your thigh"

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Word about the new Wolverine game is that it’s fun to Wolverine people with your Wolverine claws but that’s the main draw of the game and I’m ok with that. I am really fine with that.

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CJ @ceejsteak.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Jace really turned into Urza at the end there and Tam is his Karn

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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 09/09/2026

turns out the club COULD even handle me right now. easily. without even noticing, really

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brushy kb @brushy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

this crop art at the minneapolis airport

a rendition of a speed movie poster made entirely of crop seeds except the movie is called "seed" and the actors names are beanu reeves, sandra burdock, dennis popcorn (this one is a stretch), and chaff daniels. the tagline on it says "crop quiz, hot shot"

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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Trying to think of what to post for Star Trek’s 60th anniversary but I post about Star Trek a lot already so just enjoy Worf wearing jeans

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 08/09/2026

I’ve thought about this a lot and the Segway, a rechargeable, electric device that was hyped to change the way that humans live it cities, did actually largely do that, just not in the form factor they had designed. They should have just made it look like a bike or a scooter.

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phylan @phylan.website · 08/09/2026

OpenAI guy deeply concerned that OpenAI product is extremely powerful. no no this is not an ad. don't say this is an ad. it's The News

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