CJ @ceejsteak.bsky.social · 2hOk definitely think I should make it on to @blockedforthispost.bsky.social for being blocked for this one 000
CJ @ceejsteak.bsky.social · 4hI have not once heard the word "guff" used to mean "fart" that's a new one for me 000
CJ @ceejsteak.bsky.social · 4hI absolutely love Commodore Guff, he was one of my favorites when I read those old novels. He goes to show how powerful original Planeswalkers were. I still don't think they should have ever put old walkers on cards. 000
Reposted by CJHCJustin @hcjustin.com · 6hNo. No I'm fine. No it's totally ok that you forgot to wish me a happy karmaversary. Haha no it's fine. 263541
Reposted by CJRobert Swartwood @robertswartwood.bsky.social · 6hStarting to think we really should have listened to the Tic Tac USA Twitter account more 6109368
CJ @ceejsteak.bsky.social · 7hHe was "recently" on an episode of Tolarian Community College and so many comments were like "whoa I can't believe this guy I watch for watches is also into Magic" and that was absolutely wild to see 110
Reposted by CJDexerto @dexerto.bsky.social · 23hAmazon users are discovering a bizarre "About You" page that reveals what the company thinks it knows about them One woman found Amazon had determined she "has flat buttocks" 2361684352
CJ @ceejsteak.bsky.social · 19hThe ending set up a sequel with Kesha as the villain and I am so sad that we won't get that, I think that would have been what people were looking for 040
Reposted by CJBrady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters 854772925
CJ @ceejsteak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I agree with this man and I'm more than willing to go to war over it. 000
CJ @ceejsteak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Really spent a long time trying to figure out what an "olddy keyell" is 000
Reposted by CJRobert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes 138115993115
CJ @ceejsteak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Go for it! I don't follow you but I scroll through the MTG feed 000
Reposted by CJbarleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Local monkeys pogging at The Ooze. 711134
CJ @ceejsteak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026She was such a delight in the recent story, star of the show. 000
Reposted by CJCortana 👻 @cortanav.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They took David Bowie’s dick bulge from us. 4111
CJ @ceejsteak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I think the big thing happening here is it pairs you against people with a similar record. When I'm 0-2 the matches generally feel pretty easy but like you mention if I'm 5-0 I'm going to be sweating to win every match. 100
CJ @ceejsteak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I love seeing something like The Serpent Society in the Marvel set and then I legitimately saw people calling it "broken" bro just cast doom blade 000
CJ @ceejsteak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I honestly found it's better to sell something super cheap than it is to give it away for free. Even a small dollar amount somehow makes people 30% more sane. 090
CJ @ceejsteak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comDesire To Know More Intensifies Meme (Powered by KLIPY) Posted from Skywalker @skywalker.thereforeiam.euThis GIF has been posted from Skywalker for Android. Get Skywalker from Google Play.<br>Bluesky: @skywalker.thereforeiam.eu 000
Reposted by CJ(S)Cary 🎃 @acry.bsky.social · 15/03/2025The Magic 1997 monthly calendar had the sickest art of Mishra (and a dragon engine) by Phil Hale, but the only image of it online was 300x300. I've been annoyed by this for a decade. #Vorthos Anyways… 1428370
Reposted by CJlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026megan fox ro ad -> old spice guy in towel ad -> sydney sweeney ad promoting... sports as a concept? basically proves it's 2006 again 132774
Reposted by CJRyan North @ryannorth.ca · 03/10/2026Just drove past a house with tons of Christmas lights up. Folks, I regret to inform you that Halloween is no longer holding the bulkhead against the holiday season. Early October had been breached; late September is sure to fall next. By this time next year we may be witnessing a Christmas in July 4851169
Reposted by CJceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026incredible news: we’re having the same arguments over and over for the rest of time 663168482
Reposted by CJlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026we need to respond to gen z's success at the box office with a millennialcore Backrooms. The interior of this pop-up kitchen seems normal at first... but then you start to notice the "kiss me and feed me tacos" neon signs become increasingly twisted... the shareables become unshareable... 3774242
Reposted by CJGeoffrey Palmer @livingcardsmtg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Magic Mashup: Halloween - Day 1 "We have such sights to show you" 0435
CJ @ceejsteak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My company is the same and it sucks! Honestly I looked at leaving but depending on what you do this is everywhere now. Best bet is to ride it out as long as possible. One day companies will have to stop operating at a loss for these things and then it'll be too expensive to really use 000
Reposted by CJdan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 63112872556
CJ @ceejsteak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ok if Brian David Gilbert AND @sammamagic.bsky.social are going to be there then I gotta 110
Reposted by CJMichaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not sure why I made this but now you have to see it 10895673648
Reposted by CJdarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026there has not been one poll in the last six months i have not scrolled quickly past and dismissed it as an outlier lol 32236
CJ @ceejsteak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm sure the fully underwater set will have plenty of goblins! 110
Reposted by CJjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It’s fucking me up that the word elevate predates the invention of the elevator but the invention of the escalator predates the word escalate. It’s complete madness 111078157
CJ @ceejsteak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I want to believe I played a small part in this achievement 110
