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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 8h
I think this one is my favorite I haven't already seen here
Original post: "happy earth day! fuck off mars, you piece of shit!!!"

An attached screenshot has Chrisjen Avasarala from The Expanse (played by the inimitable Shohreh Aghdashloo) saying this
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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 11h
A tweet saying “Matcha pilates in bali before a labubu rave” being quoted by someone who posted a picture of Jabba the Hutt.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 5h
Just a reminder: Tillis persuaded the woman Hegseth allegedly raped to come forward with her story, and told her that if she did, it would sink the nomination. She did. At great risk to herself. Tillis then cast the deciding vote for Hegseth. Because he’s a goddamned coward.
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Outgoing Sen. Tillis regrets pivotal vote for Hegseth: ‘He’s an actor. He’s not a manager’
Outgoing Sen. Thom Tillis spoke to MS NOW about regretting his vote to confirm Pete Hegseth and his strained relationship with Trump.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 6h
I’m glad I’m not preoccupied with litigating tom morello’s impact on the 2024 election today. I’m actually pinned under a train. the paramedics say the wheels are the only thing holding me together and I’ll die when they move the train. I don’t see why they have to move it. I could just live here
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Micah @rincewind.run · 5h
I mean, it’s an incentive thing right now companies, even ones who aren’t ideologically aligned with the GOP, do believe the GOP will fuck them over for not going along and they don’t believe Dems will impose consequences for that you’ve gotta change that, executives need to think twice
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
(character in a horror movie) ah, garbage disposal's jammed. well, better roll up my sleeve and shove my whole arm in there. no time to switch it off, i've got a jam to clear
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
judging by the size of this alleged toddler, i’m suspicious this is ai
an ai military funeral — the deceased soldier (maybe a marine?) has been seen back together crooked & doesn’t fit in his casket, which somehow, a toddler is able to peer down into
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 7h
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 7h
I made this a while ago and I've probably posted it before but I still think it's funny lol ❤️
I edited the tagalong cookie box
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 7h
I don’t think Rahm expects to be elected president but he probably figures he can land another cabinet position this way, and that definitely shouldn’t happen either. Instead, we should indict him.
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 7h
I mean that's a very rational belief to have when you are a fraudster sent to prison by a democracy and then freed to a dictatorship by an authoritarian leader in exchange for a payoff.
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 8h
But Rahm Emanuel is also bad at ethics!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12h
Professor Frink saying this
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Tom @tomel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
RODNEY DANGERFIELD: My wife and I moved into this new house. I tell her I think it’s bigger on the inside. She says it better be, since I keep getting bigger on the outside! I started calling it the House of Leaves because every time I come home, she tells me to leave. No respect, I tell ya.
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm certain it's necessary to engage the dwindling set of nice polite conservatives in certain professions. Outside the specific confines of something like an econ department it's not very useful. I have lots of conservative coworkers. We *do not* talk politics & it would go poorly if we did.
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am tired of hearing Republicans brutally misrepresented by unflattering & biased slogans like "Mass Deportation Now" & "Lock Her Up". If you actually talk to them you can learn useful new things like "germs aren't real" & "black people would do the same things to us if they could"
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Economy totally reliant on the Jets covering the spread.
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can confirm. This, for example, was at the top of my “for you” feed when I logged in to find an old post the other day.
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The little AI e-mail suggested responses are the detail that really takes this one to 11 for me.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
presentdad
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practically impossible to order eggs over easy by walkie talkie
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franciscOOoOo👻 varela fan club @paleopragmatist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
what a juxtaposition
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Kid Phantasm @kidphantasm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OclY...
youtube.com
The Kids in the Hall - Carpenter
YouTube video by Paul Bellini
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sorry Trump is gonna be getting up and giving these incoherent speeches for the next 30 days straight? Uh, yeah, that's not gonna happen.
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't know why people are assuming this guy is really drinking the radioactive water as opposed to using it to weed out all but the biggest marks in the world for his actual gig, which the article notes is selling some snake oil mushroom pill.
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hydrogen Bomb vs. Coughing Baby meme but it's Coughing Baby vs. Coughing Baby
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Joe Adalian @tvmojoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also, pretty clear HBO Max is using AI to translate its show descriptions into UK English, because look what they call John Candy…
HBO
8th ANNUAL YOUNG COMEDIANS’ SHOW

1983

John Sweets introduces HBO viewers to comedy's class of
1983.
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What did... what did he think the video was exactly?
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He just seems desperate now. His campaign ads in a couple weeks are just gonna be the whole MacGruber "I'll let you fuck me" monologue.
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
kinda crazy how this stupid fucking video predicted so much, and it's from 2010
youtube.com
Dance Paul Rudd, Dance | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | adult swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I enjoy the ongoing series "Jacob Rees-Mogg Gets Everything He Ever Wanted And Realizes Only Too Late He Hates It"
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 03/10/2026
they should make laws that also apply to people who have a lot of money
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy anniversary to this, the greatest Facebook comment I’ve ever received.
Darlene

Antifa calls themselves anti fascists, they are cowards that want sharia law in the USA, they call patriots nazi and call each other Conrad
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tweet from Film Daze (@filmdaze):

Blade Runner 2049 directed by Denis Villeneuve

(image of a cat bathed in pink/purple light looking up at a giant screen with a sexy cat on it)
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Maybe I'm just old-fashioned and out-of-touch, but I think people would actually be Kind of Upset if they realized that the richest man in the world was going to try to convince the Supreme Court that the First Amendment says he can X-Ray Spex your daughter.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wattpad Comments @wattpadcomment
i want that twink Obliterated
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No Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wonder how much of this image is lost to time, I hope none of it it’s my favorite image to describe modernity
I voted leave….but now I’ve got 10,000 SEX ARSES stuck at Calais! A Sun exclusive from 2016 or 17 idk
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💀your friend corrigan.🥀 @hereliescorri.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was just telling my sister last night that the biggest point in Bluesky's favor is that the people on here aren't LIKE THIS. Everybody on Threads, FB, and Twitter talks like they grew up under a smelting plant.
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think we have a nationwide problem with magical thinking. Huge swathes of people from all walks of life who think if they want something to be true enough they can literally will it into reality.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Look, Grandpa isn't at his best in the mornings.
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 03/10/2026
“Drawing on labyrinthine Internal Revenue Service records, the pair study a group of rich business owners that looks more like a suburban chamber of commerce than an oligarchy: car dealers, dentists... What they find is tremendous wealth and power.” www.nytimes.com/2026/10/02/b...
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The Rich People Democrats Aren’t Talking About (Gift Article)
As billionaires become a popular political target, a new book urges Washington not to lose sight of a much larger, and quieter, group of wealthy business owners.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this
My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.
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‏Greg @mostech6502.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh the See Also on this one delivers as well en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Driving...
"Prawo Jazdy" was an alleged Polish criminal supposedly active in the Republic of Ireland. The name was listed on PULSE, a computer system used by the Garda Síochána, with at least 50 traffic violations, including speeding and parking violations, recorded across the country, but there were suspicious aspects such as each incident being associated with a different address. "Prawo Jazdy" was also listed as a name on the Fixed Charge Processing System (FCPS). An investigation was launched into this person whom the Gardaí considered to be Ireland's worst traffic violator.[1][2][3]

An internal Garda memorandum in June 2007 revealed that, upon consultation with an online Polish–English bilingual dictionary, prawo jazdy was not a personal name, but instead the Polish term for 'driving licence', misidentified by Garda officers as the traffic violator's name due to the phrase being printed at the top right-hand corner of Polish driving licences (with the licensee's name and personal details printed beneath in a smaller text size). The error became public knowledge in February 2009.[4][5][6][7]
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 03/10/2026
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Geez, they made Nathan Fielder pretend he wasn't autistic.
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