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Shana

@shanamd.bsky.social
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Packers | Phils | Paralegal | Cat mom 😻 | Temple Alum | I swear a lot. | she/her

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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 2h
Why is anyone producing documents without Bates stamping them.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 2h
If she wanted her name out there, she wouldn’t have filed under a pseudonym. And depending on the uniqueness of her name, address and other info are very easy to find. This is shitty. This is not reporting. No one needs this information.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 3h
Disgusting.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 6h
Lmao I kind of feel bad for them?
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 16h
Lil Monty will be making an appearance at the vet because this chin acne just won’t go away. It’s been over a month. My poor little guy.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 19h
It’s over for everyone.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 20h
I know everyone and their mother is on GLP-1s right now (and that’s great! Good for them!) but I still need more sizing in stores. I’m not trying to pay for shipping to try something on and return it.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 20h
As if my mental health hasn’t suffered enough, I decided to try and find a pair of jeans in my size in any store. Abercrombie: up to a size 31 unless you want “curve love” and I do not bc they fit me awkwardly. Nordstrom rack: up to size 32.
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Brian Barrish @brianbarrish.bsky.social · 21h
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 21h
I HOPE YOURE HAPPY, THE PHILLIES. YOUVE MADE A GROWN WOMAN VERY SAD.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 21h
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Please Kill Me Meme
Alt: Please Kill Me Meme
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 21h
Yall can blame my boss for coming into my office and beginning to watch that at-bat.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 21h
Fucking Trea Turner.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 21h
I’m gonna throw up.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 21h
Huh????
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 22h
Could NOT be me 😉
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 22h
We have to beat the racists. Please.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 22h
And now I’m sad.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 22h
I’m loling at the number of people that have just said “fuck” on my skyline.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 22h
FUCK
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 22h
Why’s he so slowsa?
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 23h
MORE HORNY
Bugs Bunny maestro more PHILLIES
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 23h
It was ALL KNOB 😏😏😏
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 23h
HA SUCK IT
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 23h
Alec 😍😍😍😍😍
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 23h
Schwalk!
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 23h
Typical Trea
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 23h
They got my boy in a suit again 🥺
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 23h
bring me blooper’s head on a pike
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 23h
I know it’s a Tuesday afternoon, but like…where are the fans?
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 23h
I don’t give a fuck about tonight’s Yankees matchup GO AWAY
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 23h
✝️🦎 please do good.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 23h
RT GO PHILS
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 23h
Gonna need to disconnect from the work WiFi if I’m gonna Hornypost for the Phillies™️
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
8 minutes until my productivity goes right into the toilet.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Told my dad about my instacart/ice cream cone drama last night. Our conversation continues. "So, what'd you get for lunch today?" "A drumstick ice cream cone."
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AM GOING to see Hilary Duff in Hershey in a year!
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now how are people going to see him working out??
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay this neck pain has got to be from my pillows, which sucks because they’re so soft and I love them. But I cannot live like this. I need to be able to turn my head.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today, I did not sleep through my alarm and did not miss my workout, so we're already doing a whole lot better than yesterday.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It somehow got worse. I wanted Drumstick ice cream cones, so I ordered Instacart while I was at work. Was sitting at my boss’s house, checked on the order. Sold out. Replacement. Checked to see a bit later when it was going to be delivered. Address was set to the office.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Looked at my rain coat as I left the office. Thought, “it’s not going to rain tomorrow, I don’t need to bring it” Reader, the KEYS TO MY APARTMENT ARE IN MY JACKET
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why the hell would I pay for hamburger helper to add hot dogs into when Kraft Mac and cheese exists?
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do not tell me Wawa isn’t doing free coffee tomorrow. I don’t want 3x rewards points I want to NOT PAY FOR COFFEE.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mood again: Go Sixers.
Me, doing the “can’t stop smiling” thing.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In Jersey* Google tells me I can still go to DE because they've passed a state law re the amount of THC in a beverage.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
UM. I just got an email from Total Wine stating that they're not going to be selling THC bevs after 12/10?
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let’s go to the part of the Ben Franklin that goes right into the river and drive off 😍
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Jimmy @jimmy-d.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Marked as AI SLOP Am I Seeing LeBron On Philly????
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LORRDDDDDDD
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Meg Ryan's Iconic Orgasm Scene
Alt: Meg Ryan's Iconic Orgasm Scene
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