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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

On this the day of our lord and savior Taylor Swift and her football boyfriend’s wedding.

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

These things should come with an instruction manual

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Why does the Victoria’s Secret customer service number include the message, “If this is an emergency please dial 911” like I need to return a bra but it’s totally fine if I just don’t wear one today.

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I mean if it tastes good…

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Fuck Fat Caramel Corn doesn’t sound as delicious but it is what my autocorrect desires I guess.

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Not sure what 2am Sunday me was thinking door dashing club sandwiches, mozzarella sticks, tots and fries, and then falling asleep before eating any of it, but 12:30pm Sunday me is super stoked.

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

FOX News: Trey Yingst reporting live from Tel Aviv as bombs breach the Iron Dome Me: Trey Yingst reporting live from my bed amirite Everyone: WTF is wrong with you.

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

As the dogs and bees continued their attack, I tried in vain to remember my favorite things.

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Can’t cause The Boys Are Back in Town

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Me: I’m so sleepy My Brain: How did the first person know to drink water?

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

I’m just over here making last calls to my loved ones before hopping into a driverless uber

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Pilot: Sorry we had to abort the landing folks, we’re going to come around again now. I don’t think we have any injuries. Me: Excuse me, my entire uterus fell out of my body.

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Me after therapy: Did I talk about my problems too much?

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

I cried and was so proud!

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

I’m just over here checking my voicemail transcriptions. “Hey Clay…” “Hi Clarkview…” “Hello Tina…” “Hi Chris…” My name is Clythie. Or Doodlebug. But that’s another story.

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

I’m just trying to figure out which of my personalities will be attending therapy today.

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

It’s good and nice.

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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

I've had Romeo's Dr Pepper jingle stuck in my head for 8 business days

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

My trainer: When you start to get tired, it’s time to work. Me: No wait I think it’s “When you start to get tired, it’s time to nap.” My trainer: Yeah that’s not it Me: Agree to disagree? And is there a nap room in this gym?

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Long story short, making the office coffee with vodka is frowned upon by HR, but morale did improve.

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Ryan J. (Headless version) @rajohns0.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

When I die, I’m donating my body to my wife in case she wants to do something with it

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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

I’m not funny enough, I’m not hot enough, but dammit a couple of people like me.

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Mb @matttheb.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

I hear Air Force one was just actually over weight limit. Nobody knows why….

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OneDayI'llBeThatGuy ☮️🇨🇦 @oneday.bsky.social · 25/07/2023

Whatever doesn't kill you will probably try again soon.

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Hi! My name is Paul @morganducks.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Smart toilets will be the first to turn on humanity because they've seen some shit.

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Me: I’m sorry what part are you confused about? Interviewer: Well, the position is for an accountant and you just described yourself as a reader, writer, circus freak.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

I quit smoking thirteen years ago, but every once in a while, I still enjoy a camel while I’m driving.

A camel stands, strapped to the bed of a white pickup truck on a highway.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Whenever I feel homesick I go into a dive bar.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

This skeet contains triple collagen peptides for a more youthful appearance.

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Went out without my phone today, like some sort of time traveler.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

My pizza guy pulled up in one of these

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

In the summer, I planted lettuce and cabbage for the bunnies. They didn’t eat it, but it grew huge and when the fall arrived, I just left it. Then the snow fell and covered it. And guess who’s interested now? Little bunny tracks leading all up to it and scraps of lettuce in the yard. I am a grocer.

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

can’t believe it’s already easter in australia

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Whenever I see an ad for Viking Cruises, I imagine myself chained to an oar in the bottom of an old wooden ship with all the other guests.

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Rick Aaron @rickaaron.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

2025 was a year of personal growth. I’m up three pants sizes since last January.

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Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 20/08/2023

[church] PASTOR: We ask for the blessings of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Cow. ME (trying to quietly leave): ᵉˣᶜᵘˢᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵖᵃʳᵈᵒⁿ ᵐᵉ ʷᵒᵏᵉ ᵘᵖ ˡᵃᵗᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᶦᵈᵉⁿᵗᵃˡˡʸ ʷᵉⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵒʷ ᶜʰᵘʳᶜʰ ᵃᵍᵃᶦⁿ ˢᵒʳʳʸ ᵉˣᶜᵘˢᵉ ᵐᵉ

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