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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

On this the day of our lord and savior Taylor Swift and her football boyfriend’s wedding.

CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Why does the Victoria’s Secret customer service number include the message, “If this is an emergency please dial 911” like I need to return a bra but it’s totally fine if I just don’t wear one today.

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Fuck Fat Caramel Corn doesn’t sound as delicious but it is what my autocorrect desires I guess.

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Not sure what 2am Sunday me was thinking door dashing club sandwiches, mozzarella sticks, tots and fries, and then falling asleep before eating any of it, but 12:30pm Sunday me is super stoked.

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

FOX News: Trey Yingst reporting live from Tel Aviv as bombs breach the Iron Dome Me: Trey Yingst reporting live from my bed amirite Everyone: WTF is wrong with you.

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

As the dogs and bees continued their attack, I tried in vain to remember my favorite things.

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Can’t cause The Boys Are Back in Town

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Me: I’m so sleepy My Brain: How did the first person know to drink water?

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

I’m just over here making last calls to my loved ones before hopping into a driverless uber

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Pilot: Sorry we had to abort the landing folks, we’re going to come around again now. I don’t think we have any injuries. Me: Excuse me, my entire uterus fell out of my body.

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Me after therapy: Did I talk about my problems too much?

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

I’m just over here checking my voicemail transcriptions. “Hey Clay…” “Hi Clarkview…” “Hello Tina…” “Hi Chris…” My name is Clythie. Or Doodlebug. But that’s another story.

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

I’m just trying to figure out which of my personalities will be attending therapy today.

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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

I've had Romeo's Dr Pepper jingle stuck in my head for 8 business days

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

My trainer: When you start to get tired, it’s time to work. Me: No wait I think it’s “When you start to get tired, it’s time to nap.” My trainer: Yeah that’s not it Me: Agree to disagree? And is there a nap room in this gym?

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Long story short, making the office coffee with vodka is frowned upon by HR, but morale did improve.

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Ryan J. @rajohns0.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

When I die, I’m donating my body to my wife in case she wants to do something with it

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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

I’m not funny enough, I’m not hot enough, but dammit a couple of people like me.

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Mb @matttheb.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

I hear Air Force one was just actually over weight limit. Nobody knows why….

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OneDayI'llBeThatGuy ☮️🇨🇦 @oneday.bsky.social · 25/07/2023

Whatever doesn't kill you will probably try again soon.

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Hi! My name is Paul @morganducks.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Smart toilets will be the first to turn on humanity because they've seen some shit.

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Me: I’m sorry what part are you confused about? Interviewer: Well, the position is for an accountant and you just described yourself as a reader, writer, circus freak.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

I quit smoking thirteen years ago, but every once in a while, I still enjoy a camel while I’m driving.

A camel stands, strapped to the bed of a white pickup truck on a highway.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Whenever I feel homesick I go into a dive bar.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

This skeet contains triple collagen peptides for a more youthful appearance.

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Went out without my phone today, like some sort of time traveler.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

My pizza guy pulled up in one of these

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

In the summer, I planted lettuce and cabbage for the bunnies. They didn’t eat it, but it grew huge and when the fall arrived, I just left it. Then the snow fell and covered it. And guess who’s interested now? Little bunny tracks leading all up to it and scraps of lettuce in the yard. I am a grocer.

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

can’t believe it’s already easter in australia

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Whenever I see an ad for Viking Cruises, I imagine myself chained to an oar in the bottom of an old wooden ship with all the other guests.

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Rick Aaron @rickaaron.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

2025 was a year of personal growth. I’m up three pants sizes since last January.

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Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 20/08/2023

[church] PASTOR: We ask for the blessings of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Cow. ME (trying to quietly leave): ᵉˣᶜᵘˢᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵖᵃʳᵈᵒⁿ ᵐᵉ ʷᵒᵏᵉ ᵘᵖ ˡᵃᵗᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᶦᵈᵉⁿᵗᵃˡˡʸ ʷᵉⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵒʷ ᶜʰᵘʳᶜʰ ᵃᵍᵃᶦⁿ ˢᵒʳʳʸ ᵉˣᶜᵘˢᵉ ᵐᵉ

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

You look like eerie, jaunty piano music plays every time you enter a room.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

I was going to start a new diet for New Years but there's a bunch of old diets I haven't finish yet.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

nice try your honor, but I too brought a gavel

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Should I be concerned that for our Peacock profile pictures, my husband chose Amy Poehler for me, and Ariana Grande for my mother?

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

“See you next year!” is so yesterday.

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 01/01/2026

shitposting isn't paying the bills like it used to

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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

*rubs catnip all over my allergic neighbour's laundry on the line*

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 02/01/2026

listen, the only echo chamber I participate in is yelling as loud as I can in this abandoned mine

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

You've never known depression!? Then we can't be friends. <yawn>

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

If my therapist asks, we're besties okay?

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Starting 2026 the way I start all important things: aggressively eating tacos and refusing to reflect.

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 31/12/2025

new year's wish: more corn dogs

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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Ebooks are reading. Audiobooks are reading. Graphic novels are reading. Pulp reading is reading. Adults reading YA is reading. It's all good, my friends. Don't let anyone tell you different.

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Me: If you hear me making weird noises just ignore me Him: Like puking noises? *Find yourself a spouse who automatically assumes you’re gonna vom **He was correct HNY

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

We fell back one hour which should make 6pm feel like 7pm but instead 6pm feels like 9:30pm so is the time change alien stuff or what?

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

It’s the Time of Great Darkness, please keep us in mind, for Southern Californians must enjoy the sunset outside with a beautiful cool breeze a whole hour earlier now.

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CC @ccruns.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Matcha Lattes are the Diet Cokes of the soda world, the beers of the alcohol world. The first sip is disgusting. Then you go back for more and suddenly you’re addicted to phenylalanine and or smashed.

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