Reposted by Caitlinæmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 22hI wish I were a blue jay, just flying around and screaming 59931
Reposted by CaitlinViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You’re laughing? A coyote runs into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and you’re laughing 1139470
Reposted by CaitlinCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I don't even trust people to choose my groceries there is less than zero chance i would ever want a self driving car 830375
Reposted by CaitlinLyddie, but spookier @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I had a box of jujubes candy once and they were like chewing on pencil erasers. I chewed on that box of erasers for months because I didn't want them to go to waste. 042
Reposted by Caitlingeist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Just tried to change the tv with my vape and tried to hit my remote if you were curious if I’ve gotten my shit together yet. 1315339
Reposted by CaitlinChuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“GOTTA LEARN AI OR BE LEFT BEHIND.” Good. Fuck off! Leave me behind! Enjoy your artbarf rapture, your janky Temu future. I’ll be back here looking at real birds and writing weird, also real, books. 382881564
Reposted by CaitlinSKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 07/05/2026where did you come from where did you go what movie did you come from 10836213
Reposted by CaitlinOlive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It is the darkest movie ever, but mostly because Russos forgot to take off the lenscap for a bunch of scenes. 031
Reposted by Caitlinheadless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Living long enough to go wild style on Lima beans is prob too much life but here we are 43614
Reposted by CaitlinBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Please flatten your palm and fingers when feeding me apples 28943
Reposted by CaitlinLyddie, but spookier @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What's something that feels good but also sometimes feels really bad? I'll go first: Pooping 1114
Reposted by Caitlinℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If feeding a hungry kid accidentally benefits an "undeserving" kid, I am prepared to live with this devastating outcome. 1123711537
Reposted by CaitlinEize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/10/2026babe are you okay, you’ve barely started singing along with the band’s cover so everyone knows you’re familiar with the original 1122
Reposted by Caitlinheadless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026decaf coffee is made for lil freaks like me who can't control themselves 2329
Reposted by Caitlinmean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sorry for crashing out when someone used my special mug 510635
Reposted by CaitlinA-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I probably owe an apology to everyone I’ve ever said “I’ll remember that” to 021
Reposted by CaitlinGrimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Calling "shotgun!" prior to a car ride derives from the Old West phrase "riding shotgun," which referred to a second armed employee sitting next to stagecoach driver as security against people attacking the stage, so, yes, it kind of IS your job to get out and fight that guy I just flipped off. 1173
Reposted by CaitlinViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ask your doctor if jeopardizing your health to make the rich richer is right for you 15654179
Reposted by Caitlinmean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Listen I am done, I am not clicking on that. You have baited me not 113527
Reposted by CaitlinViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Writing down all the credits at the end of a movie so I don’t forget them 69115
Reposted by CaitlinsooOOOOooosan @susandixon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026...werewolves of London again 45514
Reposted by Caitlinheadless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 25/09/2026butt crack perfect shape to hold a taco. Coincidence? 98125
Reposted by CaitlinViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026[jerking thumb towards Dracula] and then there’s THIS fucking guy 1035072
Reposted by Caitlinceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once 903301395
Reposted by Caitlinheadless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Sleepytime Extra should have another bear sneaking up behind this guy with a piano wire 35618
Reposted by Caitlinda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/03/2026LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN 02733863
Reposted by CaitlinNate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 23/09/2026both of these happened to me this morning so I had to make this 2356
Reposted by Caitlin𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i call upon thee, by the serpents of arby’s 0167
Reposted by CaitlinA-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Guacamole is just vegetable pudding. I will not be taking questions at this time. 031
Reposted by CaitlinSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026And would it kill you to… 1221348
Reposted by Caitlinheadless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It’s all soup eventually 99647
Reposted by CaitlinViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hi, I’m Mike Meyers and there’s nothing “Shagadelic, baby!” about clinical depression 6494117
Reposted by Caitlinbeccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My first act as president will be to merge the Marines, Coast Guard, and Navy into a new agency called the Water Guys 2018226
Reposted by CaitlinLyddie, but spookier @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Almost posted that I just ate a whole bunch of Churus. Churros. They were churros. 084
Reposted by CaitlinsooOOOOooosan @susandixon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's histamines 3227
Reposted by Caitlinsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026sorry i used air quotes when referring to your “poetry” 410131
Reposted by CaitlinLyddie, but spookier @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Sorry I made that face at you, I had food stuck in my teeth 01910
