iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · 03/09/2024

As I get older and I remember all of the people I lost along the way I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

me: *tries to open it with my teeth* him: just double click the file

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Getting fit would increase my sex appeal and that’s a risk I just can’t take.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

WIFE: We want to renew our vows. ME: *hands priest paper* WIFE: We wrote them ourselves. PRIEST: *pointing* What’s this word? WIFE: “Combatant.”

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 08/10/2026

the balloon fort seemed like a good idea until the cats showed up

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Which wine pairs best with the terror of being alive

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 05/10/2026

"you should see the other guy!" I say, not as someone who gets into fights, just as an enthusiastic fan of different guys.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

[guy compulsively hoarding his obscene wealth] Once the machine steals everyone’s jobs and money, things will be great

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Why do I keep scrolling. What am I expecting to happen that hasn't happened already

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Due to an unforeseen tragedy, I am officially shutting down my kid-a-pult

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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

[Inventing Halloween] What this holiday needs is a scary vegetable

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Might fuck around and do unto others as I would have them do unto me

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 13/07/2023

"Have some respect. This is a funeral" *slowly removes giant sombrero revealing smaller yet still pretty big sombrero*

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 19/04/2024

who cares if aliens invade earth. what are they gonna do, ruin it

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The priest at my snake church said vaccines are unsafe

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 08/09/2026

me: hey this is a luigi board friend: how can you tell ouija board: M-A-M-M-A-M-I-A

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Me *orders our meal in fluent Italian to impress my date* McDonalds drive-thru employee: “What?”

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Love is about finding that one special person who can’t decide where to eat

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

proud boy: we need a well-armed militia octopus: no can do. im a c.o. proud boy: conscientious objector ? octopus: no . certified octopus {annnnnnd, send 🐙}

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 10/10/2024

Who thought to call it a contretemps among vikings rather than a disturbance in the Norse?

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

The world's imploding, so buy that dress, eat the cake, run naked in a haunted forest, make feverish love to a drifter, stab a clown.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Hi, I’d like to return this dog. He doesn’t play basketball

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

woke up ready for bed again

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

The biggest problem with long summer drinks like Pimms and mojitos is smuggling enough of them into the office to get me through the day.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Me: How do I *feel*? Crippled by sorrow. Imprisoned in my own consciousness. Like a man with no parachute in a burning plane Dr: I meant your ankle

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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Doctor: You’re here for a blood test today? Me: Yes Doctor. Ok. Question 1: can you spell Haemoglobin? Me: What? Wait..

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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Hobbies are awesome. I've started screaming at the sun.

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Cardio exercise is important to do so you can identify what dying feels like

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

[with my final breath] Tell my wife that I loved…the economy

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

By age 22, Einstein had already discovered that groove was in the heart

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/01/2026

telling my adorable daughter i'm not putting the drawing she made on the fridge because it's toddlerslop

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Thanks to technology, bananas are becoming obsolete as pretend phones. The future belongs to the Pop-Tart.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 29/10/2024

Cancelling plans is okay. Putting yourself first is okay. Going for a long walk is okay. Abandoning society is okay. Moving into a cave with a family of raccoons is okay. Giving them tiny swords & shields is okay. Do what you need to do to cope.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Told the barista my name is "It's gonna be okay." She keeps saying it. I'm on the floor crying

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

“Can I explain this gap in my resume? Uh, YEAH…I was dealing with a lot of clone bullshit during that time!” I snarl to the interviewer (who is one of my clones).

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

I need to spend more time with fewer people

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

First date idea: come and pick me up at the airport

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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

C S Lewis: The lion Publisher: King of the jungle, like it C S Lewis: The witch Publisher: Evil magic, nice C S Lewis: And the wardrobe Publisher: The what now?

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you? Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]

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